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 P-O
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#814227 - 05/31/16 11:49 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fuck thats a big ape!!
If that was my son i wouldnt hesitate for 1 second to jump in there and get my son. Even if that ment i had to battle that ape 1v1.
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Deadkndys420
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: P-O] 1
#814228 - 05/31/16 11:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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If that was your son I would hope you would be a better parent and actually watch your kid.
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Deadkndys420
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: Deadkndys420]
#814229 - 05/31/16 11:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Also you going in there would most likely mean instant death for the child in question. That ape could rip limbs like nothing.
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P-O
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: Deadkndys420]
#814230 - 05/31/16 12:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ya those apes are pure muscle and super strong
(skip to :30) silver backs can throw wild punches!!!
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P-O
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: P-O]
#814231 - 05/31/16 12:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Apparently In my city, Calgary. Two young men got the idea to break into the zoo when they were all drunk. they brought cheese burgers "to feed the tigers"
Well they actually got into the lion/Tiger enclosure , but it didnt go well... One almost got mauled to death, his buddy got bites on his arms trying to fight off the cat. The one guy ended up calling the cops and they were able to save the men before they were killed
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Chakanooga
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: P-O]
#814233 - 05/31/16 01:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Didnt they kill the gorilla? Dark humor jokes all around reddit last night.
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Stoneth
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: Chakanooga]
#814234 - 05/31/16 01:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yes they shot him dead.
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 Bobabouy
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: Stoneth]
#814246 - 05/31/16 07:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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That kid might as well have gorillas for parents.
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Sham87
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: P-O]
#814247 - 05/31/16 08:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Same here brotha, I wouldn't be able to just stand there and yell out "Daddy's here baby!".
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: Bobabouy]
#814253 - 06/01/16 12:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bobabouy said:
That kid might as well have gorillas for parents.
From what I hear the gorilla acted about 10 times more responsible than that kids mother. That kids mom should have gotten her face shot off and the gorilla given a mass amount of it's favorite "treat". If the story is true to the way I was told, that pisses me off.
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Amanita86
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: Amanita86]
#814254 - 06/01/16 12:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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That fucking gorilla isn't even supposed to be there. 
Some fake ass prison with a bunch of long pigs staring at it all day.. that shit pisses me off. I'll just leave it at that..there's nothing I can do to change it..right.
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RasJeph
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: Amanita86]
#814259 - 06/01/16 05:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah there's a lot more kids than gorillas. I'd have picked the gorilla.
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mile69
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: RasJeph]
#814320 - 06/02/16 11:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Last I heard...there's talk about the parents facing charges.
Sounds good to me .
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poor boy
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: mile69]
#814322 - 06/02/16 11:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I hope the parents are not only charged, but also smacked with a huge fine.
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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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P-O
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: poor boy]
#814329 - 06/02/16 11:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I imagine it went like this
"hey son here is daddys camera. stand on that ledge and get us a cool picture of the ape!"
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poor boy
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: P-O]
#814333 - 06/02/16 11:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Here son. Take a pic of mommy and daddy so i xan post on fb.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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mile69
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: poor boy]
#814353 - 06/02/16 09:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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There was petition with over 400,000 signatures wanting to hold the parents responsible .
People are piiiiissed!
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poor boy
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: mile69]
#814359 - 06/03/16 06:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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This story is old news...
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Sham87
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: poor boy]
#814370 - 06/03/16 10:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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this shit is stupid, accidents happen man. I think they learned their lesson, no need to involved Social services and fuck up a kids life.
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P-O
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Re: 4yr old kid falls into gorilla enclosure [Re: Sham87]
#814372 - 06/03/16 01:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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agreed.
its over, time for everyone to move on
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