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 jesus christ 
#80114 - 07/12/08 02:22 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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there are a lot of posts. tonight i was supposed to hang out with a girl but she called me too late so i ditched her and went and drank with my buddies, went to two different bars and decided i was ready to go see the bitch (i am drunk at this point), i get to her place and take more shots, and she tries to make me sleep on the floor but fuck that, if i'm not sleeping in the bed i'm out of there. so i drove home plastered, i'll admit it. there we're like 9999 dudes in her place and i think a fag was hitting on me, i don't care if you are gay just don't hit on me. fuck. who wants to smoke a bowl? 
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 Coaster
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Re: jesus christ [Re: usg543]
#80162 - 07/12/08 02:30 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL u went 2 a cockfest
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Re: jesus christ [Re: usg543]
#80163 - 07/12/08 02:30 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sixteen is such an awesome age. 
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Re: jesus christ [Re: Hanky]
#80179 - 07/12/08 02:33 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i'm 22, the bitch was 20.
and yes, coaster, i did go to a cockfest, but i didn't know it until i got there, and by the time i did get there i was just happy i made it. fuck driving drunk
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Re: jesus christ [Re: usg543]
#80185 - 07/12/08 02:37 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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ya dood i would be way 2 nervous to do it
im nervous enuf driven high as it is
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Re: jesus christ [Re: Coaster]
#80188 - 07/12/08 02:38 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i don't have a dui yet though, and i felt sober enough  
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Re: jesus christ [Re: Coaster]
#80189 - 07/12/08 02:38 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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don't u ever sleep/die coaster ?
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Re: jesus christ [Re: Phriend]
#80192 - 07/12/08 02:40 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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it's like 2 am where coaster lives, not even funny.
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Re: jesus christ [Re: usg543]
#80193 - 07/12/08 02:40 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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man, i had one beer/bowl the other night, and i had to pick my aunt up from work. i was so paranoid cause i was swerving badly. only from one beer too. craziness
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Coaster
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sleep is 4 the weak
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i drank a 32 oz bud light, 1 bud heavy, then 3 bud lights at the bars, 2 big shots of tequila... i guess not that much, but damn i am drunk.
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Re: jesus christ [Re: usg543]
#80198 - 07/12/08 02:45 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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the funny thing is that probably the tequila by itself would have messed me up. haha. the stuff knocks me on my asss
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the guy i met there wanted me to take 4, after number 2 i was like hell no. with no chaser that shit killed me. i felt sick for 10 seconds.
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Re: jesus christ [Re: usg543]
#80202 - 07/12/08 02:47 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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so you had the shots straight? wooo that must've sucked
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usg543
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it was okay, when you're drunk you don't really taste them, but they were more than a shot a piece, we only had full cups to measure in and the guy was feeling very generous to say the least. you can't tell by my typing but i'm shitfaced to say the least, i'm trying to chug water and eat before i pass out. also gotta smoke this bowl 
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Re: jesus christ [Re: usg543]
#80208 - 07/12/08 02:52 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i pig the fuck out when i'm drunk. matter of fact when i'm high too. 
good job on the water drinkin though. tis always good to prevent hangovers
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usg543
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yeah hangovers suck and i have to work out tomorrow. trying to get hydrated.
as far as food i have nothing good though.
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Re: jesus christ [Re: usg543]
#80215 - 07/12/08 02:57 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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damn i'm getting hungry again for no reason.
i think i'ma munch on some cheetos and put on a movie 
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usg543
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eat some for me man! i saw the end of good luck chuck when i went to that bitches place, not a movie worth watching.
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Re: jesus christ [Re: usg543]
#80219 - 07/12/08 03:00 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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