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 MrDivine
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 Your reason for a gofundme 
#781858 - 06/13/15 06:08 AM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you created it, what would be your reason?
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Bumble_Dick
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: MrDivine]
#781860 - 06/13/15 06:51 AM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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breakfast, wanna help a brother out?
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 poor boy
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: Bumble_Dick]
#781861 - 06/13/15 06:58 AM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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theres a guy down the street whom sells food stamps, 2 for 1... for you white folks, 2 for 1 means i give the guy 50.00, and am able to buy 100.00 worth of food. its away for people to make a little cash off their government assistance.
anyway, i would ask for 100.00 so i could get 200.00 worth of food, its pretty much a win win. i get a bunch of food, he gets his drug of choice for the day, and his dealer is able to add just a little bit more to his wallet.
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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Big Bear
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: MrDivine] 1
#781862 - 06/13/15 06:59 AM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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For professional bass equipment. Played guitar since I was 12 and recently moved to a big city with a competitive market. I need bass gear to help get gigs.
Or maybe Id just be honest and tell them to give me money for crack
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MrDivine
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: Big Bear]
#781863 - 06/13/15 07:41 AM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Big Bear said:
For professional bass equipment. Played guitar since I was 12 and recently moved to a big city with a competitive market. I need bass gear to help get gigs.
Or maybe Id just be honest and tell them to give me money for crack
Haha, the "Don't let me die from withdrawal" campaign.
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Big Bear
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: MrDivine]
#781866 - 06/13/15 08:10 AM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dope sick. Sold my suboxones for money for dope. Please fund me 
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MrDivine
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: Big Bear]
#781874 - 06/13/15 09:47 AM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bumble_Dick
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: poor boy] 1
#781875 - 06/13/15 10:08 AM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
poor boy said:
theres a guy down the street whom sells food stamps, 2 for 1... for you white folks, 2 for 1 means i give the guy 50.00, and am able to buy 100.00 worth of food. its away for people to make a little cash off their government assistance.
anyway, i would ask for 100.00 so i could get 200.00 worth of food, its pretty much a win win. i get a bunch of food, he gets his drug of choice for the day, and his dealer is able to add just a little bit more to his wallet.
I have some friends that would sell them to me at half price, use the money to buy weed from me, and then smoke the majority of it with me before I left. win/win/win
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Mof
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: Bumble_Dick]
#781883 - 06/13/15 02:01 PM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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A motorbike to intimidate rich white people with
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Manitou
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: Mof]
#781887 - 06/13/15 05:58 PM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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cocaine suppositories
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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poor boy
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: Bumble_Dick]
#781889 - 06/13/15 06:41 PM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bumble_Dick said:
Quote:
poor boy said:
theres a guy down the street whom sells food stamps, 2 for 1... for you white folks, 2 for 1 means i give the guy 50.00, and am able to buy 100.00 worth of food. its away for people to make a little cash off their government assistance.
anyway, i would ask for 100.00 so i could get 200.00 worth of food, its pretty much a win win. i get a bunch of food, he gets his drug of choice for the day, and his dealer is able to add just a little bit more to his wallet.
I have some friends that would sell them to me at half price, use the money to buy weed from me, and then smoke the majority of it with me before I left. win/win/win
Livin the american dream!
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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still beLIEve
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: poor boy]
#782141 - 06/16/15 09:24 AM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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for pain meds anhd money while im out of work with broken wrist
so we can start an i nformal one where you mail me pain meds (heroin ok) and/or money since i cant work
ok thanks
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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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RasJeph
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: still beLIEve]
#782145 - 06/16/15 10:19 AM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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shit get better soon homie
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poor boy
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: RasJeph]
#782149 - 06/16/15 10:32 AM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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or just do a bunch of h... 
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Mycophile
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: MrDivine]
#782194 - 06/16/15 10:31 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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I need money to live on the road and study fungi in exotic places.
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poor boy
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: Mycophile]
#782206 - 06/17/15 06:18 AM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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my new gofundme...
I need money.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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RasJeph
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: MrDivine]
#782208 - 06/17/15 07:36 AM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
MrDivine said:
If you created it, what would be your reason?
Because I'm lazy as fuck and want free drugs and alcohol and video games.
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Why should that mean it isn't real?
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poor boy
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: RasJeph] 1
#782221 - 06/17/15 09:05 AM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
RasJeph said:
Quote:
MrDivine said:
If you created it, what would be your reason?
Because I'm lazy as fuck and want free drugs and alcohol and video games.
Rasjeph 2015!
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Mycophile
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: Mycophile]
#782225 - 06/17/15 09:20 AM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mycophile said:
I need money to live on the road and study fungi in exotic places.
Come on guys, I need some $ to go to Mexico this summer!
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poor boy
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: Mycophile]
#782264 - 06/17/15 02:04 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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you dont need money to go to mexico...
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Mycophile
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Posts: 2,348
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: poor boy]
#782267 - 06/17/15 02:07 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Exactly, it's a cheap trip, which is all the more reason why you guys should fund it. 
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Big Bear
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: Mycophile] 1
#782274 - 06/17/15 03:06 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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True story:
So I was raised in a southern state that is a complete shithole. Shake and bake meth was huge for a while. Ephedrine and pseudo are now completely regulated and prescription only so the cartels just took advantage of the deficit and filled the place with ice, but that's neither here nor there. Anyways so I had a friend who's uncle was a pretty big anhydrous ammonia seller back in those days. I'm pretty sure he was stealing it from some fertilizer plant or had someone stealing it for him or something. This fucker was a tweaker with a mile long record. When the feds busted him he was looking down the barrel at 8 years in fed prison, and that was after he rolled on a bunch of folks.
So he ended up sayin fuck it and taking 70g across the border with him to Mexico. He lived for almost 2 years until the money ran out, then he was stuck. So his next move was to try and find some work to live. He ended up working in a field digging ditches in the hot ass mexican sun for some farmer. After a month of that he said "fuck this shit Id rather be in federal prison than mexico without money" so he made his way to the border and found a border patrol guard and turned himself in 
He ended up only serving 5 years instead of his 8.
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Mycophile
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: Big Bear]
#782277 - 06/17/15 03:13 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cool story but I have no idea what is has to do with this thread.
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Big Bear
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: Mycophile] 1
#782280 - 06/17/15 03:37 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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well poor boy just said you don't need money to go to mexico so I figured it was a pertinent story. I apologize for derailing a thread of a bunch of stoners saying they need money to do nothing.
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Mycophile
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: Big Bear]
#782281 - 06/17/15 03:44 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wait, what are we talking about again? I'm so stoned...
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Big Bear
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Re: Your reason for a gofundme [Re: Mycophile]
#782283 - 06/17/15 03:54 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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