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 Doitagain
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 the most evil fuck in the world 
#75040 - 07/07/08 04:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand
keep the shit
Edited by Doitagain (07/07/08 04:47 PM)
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 Toiletduk
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Re: the most evil fuck in the world [Re: Doitagain]
#75041 - 07/07/08 04:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I saw some teleevangelist some years ago who was shilling "annointed holy cloth" at 20 bucks a pop. I'm sure he made some money outta that deal.
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kidaihuan
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Re: the most evil fuck in the world [Re: Doitagain]
#75043 - 07/07/08 04:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wait, so is it free or you have to pay?
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wowitch420
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Re: the most evil fuck in the world [Re: kidaihuan]
#75044 - 07/07/08 04:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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you have to pay of course
they sell all sorts of shit, claiming that the proceedes go towards teh church or whatever. They do, but these fuckers get paid 100,000 a year in these big churches
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kidaihuan
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Re: the most evil fuck in the world [Re: kidaihuan]
#75045 - 07/07/08 04:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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The Vow of Tithe by Faith
Get ready for a Miracle Supply!
When you come into fellowship with my ministry I’m asking you to:
MAKE A VOW OF TITHE BY FAITH!
A Vow of Tithe by faith is a sacred promise to give God a special offering in advance, based on what we believe God will give us in the future. It’s the same as
planting seed today for a future harvest. Since this is a vow on future earnings and blessings, the amount of your vow will be determined by what you are expecting God to do for you. If you are believing for big blessings, then you make a big vow of tithe by faith. The greater your need…the bigger your expectations for the future…the bigger your vow. In other words, the more seed you plant, the greater your harvest will be.
In simple terms, here’s how it works. How much money do you need? If you make a vow of tithe for $1,000, it means you are believing God for $10,000. If you make a Vow of $2,000, it means you’re believing for $20,000. Your future need may be much greater than that. You set the level of your need and vow to give to God according to that need.
I challenge you to make a vow of $1,000 or more.
Make your Vow of Tithe by faith today. You may have to pay a little each month until you pay your vow. If you want to experience greater showers of blessings than you’ve ever known, then go to prayer and mak
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Re: the most evil fuck in the world [Re: kidaihuan]
#75047 - 07/07/08 04:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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They should just eliminate the middleman and worship money.
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Re: the most evil fuck in the world [Re: kidaihuan]
#75048 - 07/07/08 04:54 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'll send magical pubic hair to anyone who sends me $50.
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Agent00
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Re: the most evil fuck in the world [Re: Doitagain]
#75049 - 07/07/08 04:54 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I love that shit I once saw an info-mercial on magic holy water. It was probably the funniest thing I have ever seen.
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slackophage
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Re: the most evil fuck in the world [Re: Doitagain]
#75052 - 07/07/08 04:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Doitagain said:
https://www.donstewarttv.com/GreenProsperitybrnbspnbspPrayerHandkerchief/tabid/4435/Default.aspx
here's the low-down. you send this asshole money and he gives you a damn magic napkin.
Saw this on TV last year, been looking for it since. Thanks.
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Doitagain
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Re: the most evil fuck in the world [Re: kidaihuan]
#75074 - 07/07/08 05:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i believe you make a donation of tithe or some bullshit and they send you the prosperity handkerchief.
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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand
keep the shit
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slackophage
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Re: the most evil fuck in the world [Re: Doitagain]
#75076 - 07/07/08 05:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nah, I filled it out and it said "Thanks". We'll see how much spam/junk mail it generates though.
I'll bump this thread when it shows up. 
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Doitagain
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Re: the most evil fuck in the world [Re: slackophage]
#75078 - 07/07/08 05:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
slackophage said:
Quote:
Doitagain said:
https://www.donstewarttv.com/GreenProsperitybrnbspnbspPrayerHandkerchief/tabid/4435/Default.aspx
here's the low-down. you send this asshole money and he gives you a damn magic napkin.
Saw this on TV last year, been looking for it since. Thanks.
yeah the first time i saw this was when i was startin to come down off an intense 5strip acid trip, i remember seeing little horns growing out of this guys head, as he just gave off an aura of pure evil
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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand
keep the shit
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