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 eman nigol
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 dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... 
#749268 - 09/22/14 08:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shit you thought as a kid...
I thought I was a robot at one time. I thought people could read my mind.
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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Re: dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... [Re: eman nigol]  1
#749269 - 09/22/14 08:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have many many anecdotes within this conecpt, I'll just give you one. I was a really weird kid. When I was younger, I used to think everyone was watching me. All the time. And I mean all the time. Not like a creepy spy, or some god in space, I just felt like my life was there for everyone to know. Once I seen "The Truman Show", I almost went crazy thinking the movie was about me. I was angel for the longest. I didn't understand how so many movies understood ME. It's almost like movies were about me! Very weird phase of my teens It took me a very long time to get over that phase.
Also: great thread 
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eman nigol
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Re: dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... [Re: King Koopa]
#749270 - 09/22/14 08:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You are not alone, I just didn't feel like typing it all out on my phone. The truman show fucked with me too. Its kind of odd that you posted this though...
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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Re: dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... [Re: eman nigol] 1
#749277 - 09/22/14 09:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That some weird man came in my house every December and left presents and ate cookies I left for him and some bitch flew in my window and took my teeth and left me a dollar and some giant bunny hid eggs for me filled with candy and you could write checks for anything without having the money for it and drugs were bad
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Suck my balls America
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Re: dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... [Re: mhbound] 1
#749280 - 09/22/14 10:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I thought my dad would come back.
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Re: dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... [Re: Bumble_Dick] 1
#749287 - 09/23/14 12:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I thought there was a god.
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eman nigol
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Re: dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... [Re: nannybooboo]
#749297 - 09/23/14 06:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I believed, still believe, that a witch use to watch me from my window. Realisticly, it was prob some dude in a halloween costume taking pics of me.
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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Re: dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... [Re: Bumble_Dick] 1
#749318 - 09/23/14 09:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bumble_Dick said:
I thought my dad would come back.
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eman nigol
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Re: dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... [Re: P-O]
#749323 - 09/23/14 09:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I wanted to laugh too, but that's some fucked shit... It would destroy my son if I were to just up and leave him. That's some heavy shit for a child.
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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Re: dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... [Re: eman nigol]
#749447 - 09/24/14 12:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
eman nigol said:
I believed, still believe, that a witch use to watch me from my window. Realisticly, it was prob some dude in a halloween costume taking pics of me.
My username has never been more relevant.
Cuz it's a lie. Get it? Get it?
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... [Re: still beLIEve]
#749457 - 09/24/14 06:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I used to believe you had to hold your breath when going past a grave yard or else you'd breath dead people. turns out it's true.
I never understood how the real life Truman show guy has never figured out he's on camera. There are ads for it are all over the internet, and he certainly uses the internet a lot. If having channel 6 nationally devoted to the show wasn't enough.
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Re: dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... [Re: eman nigol]
#749459 - 09/24/14 06:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I thought chicks just have buttholes and thats where babies came from.
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The amount of pot that Gask smokes is equivalent to a guy shooting heroin on weekends
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Re: dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... [Re: drawde]
#749461 - 09/24/14 08:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I used to think that fuck meant naked.
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eman nigol
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Re: dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... [Re: GoonerHeClips]
#749468 - 09/24/14 08:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Real life truman show and butt hole babies... 
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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Re: dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... [Re: eman nigol]
#749618 - 09/24/14 03:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I thought jackalopes were real because my dad's cousin had a rabbit with antlers mounted on the wall. I believed that until I was 8 or so.
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eman nigol
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Re: dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... [Re: behindthecurtain]
#749644 - 09/24/14 05:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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same. my dad use to swear up and down that those fuckers were real.
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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still beLIEve
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Re: dumb shit you thought when you were a kid... [Re: eman nigol]
#749710 - 09/24/14 09:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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My mom told me tapioca pudding was fish eggs. I've never been able to eat it or look at it the same since.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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