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 eman nigol
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 fucking mail bitch 
#746606 - 09/06/14 10:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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It never fails. If I'm waiting on anything the bitch gets here at 4:59 and takes 2 hours to distribute the mail. If I'm not expecting shit the bitch gets here at 8:20am and is gone by 8:45am.
The fuck!
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So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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eman nigol
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Re: fucking mail bitch [Re: eman nigol]
#746613 - 09/06/14 01:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was able to make 200 posts before the usps bitch could even come close. I'm pretty sure this bitch is on the side of the road pluggin my kratom as I type this. I'm gonna go check the mail and she's gonna be high as shit putting the mail in the wrong boxes.
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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Re: fucking mail bitch [Re: eman nigol]
#746616 - 09/06/14 01:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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For a while my mail lady refused to deliver my mail simply because she couldn't open my gate. It's not difficult, nobody else ever has a problem with it. It doesn't even have a latch, you just lift and push. But every day she would be out there pulling on it like "I can't open your gate, you need to move your mailbox or you won't get your mail." 
I called the office a couple times and complained about my mail not getting delivered and haven't had a problem since though.
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eman nigol
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Re: fucking mail bitch [Re: Mycophile]
#746617 - 09/06/14 01:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Unfortunately I cannot complain about when she comes...
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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Re: fucking mail bitch [Re: eman nigol]
#746620 - 09/06/14 01:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm sure she already delivered your street's post. You just didn't get your package today. Sorry, bud
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eman nigol
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Re: fucking mail bitch [Re: King Koopa] 1
#746626 - 09/06/14 03:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Its here! Thanks sham!
I havnt had kratom in ages and its a long forgotten feeling that was very much missed.
The RV is good, but I think bali is better. Don't get me wrong though, the rv is really good.
Thanks! I'm now off to a faggot ass kids party. I like to play a little game called trip that kid. I see how many kids I can trip without anyone seeing.
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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Re: fucking mail bitch [Re: eman nigol]
#746627 - 09/06/14 04:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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 I play that game all the time.
I always win 
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eman nigol
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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eman nigol
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I hate these parties. Nothing but in laws. There is not a single person I like or even consider holding a real convo with. I'm stuffed and this kratom is going nicely. Kinda wish I wasn't trying to quit the beer... Fuck it. Only a couple more hours...
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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Re: fucking mail bitch [Re: eman nigol]
#746632 - 09/06/14 05:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Can I come over?
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The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. There are no dues or fees for A.A. membership; we are self-supporting through our own contributions. A.A. is not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, organization or institution; does not wish to engage in any controversy; neither endorses nor opposes any causes. Our primary purpose is to stay sober and help other alcoholics to achieve sobriety.
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eman nigol
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Re: fucking mail bitch [Re: King Koopa]
#746633 - 09/06/14 05:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, fuck it. You can be my 3rd cousins uncles gay lover... Bring drugs please... Maybe some more opiates and a xanny would be nice too. We could get weird and give all the house wives mdma and bang em in the back while all the dads are out front trying to compete seeing who's kid is the best at hitting the pinata.
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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