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 eman nigol
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 something odd and sexual you got going on 
#745794 - 08/30/14 09:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Either mentally or physically...
Got a thing for skinny midgets? Maybe you're banging a bearded pregnant chick...
Let's hear it. What's going on in your life, sexually, that's odd and or weird.
We all have a bit of weird in us.
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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 TribalSeed
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: eman nigol]
#745796 - 08/30/14 09:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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This thread could be interesting.
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: eman nigol] 1
#745798 - 08/30/14 09:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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U already know about the hot midget I keep in my glovebox. 
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eman nigol
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: UltimateDevotion]
#745800 - 08/30/14 10:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think you meant to say the kids in your trunk for "insurance" purposes while you drive to the store to get your 3rd case of naughty light.
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: eman nigol] 1
#745801 - 08/30/14 10:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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No, just no
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eman nigol
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: UltimateDevotion]
#745802 - 08/30/14 10:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh you...
when are we going to have our drinking session?
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: eman nigol]
#745805 - 08/30/14 10:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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As soon as I get settled into my new home. Me, you and hawks.
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eman nigol
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: UltimateDevotion]
#745806 - 08/30/14 10:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So why did you up and jump state?
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: eman nigol]
#745807 - 08/30/14 10:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its something we always talked about doing so when the opportunity presented itself, we jumped on it. Pennsylvania sucks big dick.
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Harry Detroit in 304 made one last promise now
"I'm goin out without a trace, a vanishing act before your eyes"
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eman nigol
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: UltimateDevotion]
#745808 - 08/30/14 10:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
UltimateDevotion said:
Its something we always talked about doing so when they fired me for trying to drive off in a customers car that had no wheels to get my 4th case of naughty light, we jumped on it. Pennsylvania sucks big dick and I couldn't keep up....
I guess that makes sense...
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: eman nigol]
#745809 - 08/30/14 11:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You're a wise man. 
I haven't drank in three days and these pretzels are making g me thirsty!!
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: UltimateDevotion]
#745835 - 08/31/14 10:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: Manitou] 1
#745837 - 08/31/14 11:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Manitou said:
I have relations with Llamas
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eman nigol
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: drawde]
#745838 - 08/31/14 12:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Didn't they meet up?
I guess ill get this thread going...
As of late when looking for porn, I find a chick that resembles mine as close as possibles and then watch as the dude nails her... 
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: eman nigol]
#745840 - 08/31/14 12:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
eman nigol said:
Didn't they meet up?
I guess ill get this thread going...
As of late when looking for porn, I find a chick that resembles mine as close as possibles and then watch as the dude nails her...
And how does that make you feel?
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eman nigol
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: GoonerHeClips]
#745841 - 08/31/14 12:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sexy...
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: eman nigol]
#745842 - 08/31/14 12:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
eman nigol said:
Sexy...
That's odd lol.
Often I will leer at women in the grocery store. A little while back this one MILF was pantie less, wearing sexy shorts, and pushing her toddler around. At one point she lifted her leg and adjusted an item on the bottom shelf with it while I leered. It was quite odd.
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eman nigol
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: GoonerHeClips]
#745844 - 08/31/14 12:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sexy shorts? Go on...
I use to carry around with me a pair of shams moms panties.
I tried jerking off to midget porn once. Shit was too weird for me though. Growing up I always liked the idea of banging a midget. I thought it could be fun. Those few porns I did see shot that fantasy down real quick.
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: eman nigol]
#745850 - 08/31/14 12:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
eman nigol said:
Sexy shorts? Go on...
I use to carry around with me a pair of shams moms panties.
I tried jerking off to midget porn once. Shit was too weird for me though. Growing up I always liked the idea of banging a midget. I thought it could be fun. Those few porns I did see shot that fantasy down real quick.
Who is sham and how did you get their mom's panties?
I remember Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs. Hey there little red riding hood and all that...
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: eman nigol] 1
#745875 - 08/31/14 04:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Everything sexual I have going on is odd 
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: FRACTALife] 1
#745925 - 08/31/14 09:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I feel like I read something illegal.
I use to work at a jack shack, so I have to use some imagination in the bedroom. Romance always gets it hot, but every now and then its cool to get mean. Slapping, choking, whatever comes up.
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: TribalSeed]
#745926 - 08/31/14 10:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I like to jerk off in public places.
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: King Koopa]
#745928 - 08/31/14 10:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
King Koopa said:
I like to jerk off at local playgrounds.
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eman nigol
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: TribalSeed]
#745944 - 09/01/14 05:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
TribalSeed said:
I feel like I read something illegal.
I use to work at a jack shack, so I have to use some imagination in the bedroom. Romance always gets it hot, but every now and then its cool to get mean. Slapping, choking, whatever comes up.
I honestly read men not mean...
I use to choke my chick all the time, but it was never during sex or foreplay...
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: eman nigol]
#746392 - 09/04/14 08:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
eman nigol said:
I use to choke my chick all the time, but it was never during sex or foreplay...
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eman nigol
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: TribalSeed]
#746409 - 09/04/14 10:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What do a tell a chick with 2 black eyes?
Nothing. She's already been told twice.
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: eman nigol]
#746465 - 09/05/14 01:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's so fuckin old.
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eman nigol
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: UltimateDevotion]
#746469 - 09/05/14 01:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You're fucking old.
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: eman nigol]
#746479 - 09/05/14 03:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So you can imagine how old that joke is. Fuckin kids
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eman nigol
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: UltimateDevotion]
#746491 - 09/05/14 05:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Who said anything about that comment being a joke? We hit our bitches. WHOOP WHOOP!
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: eman nigol]
#746494 - 09/05/14 05:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What do ya call a poor ass bitch boy?
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eman nigol
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: UltimateDevotion] 1
#746495 - 09/05/14 05:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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UD?
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: eman nigol]
#746499 - 09/05/14 06:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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King Koopa
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Re: something odd and sexual you got going on [Re: eman nigol]
#746500 - 09/05/14 06:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
eman nigol said:
UD?
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Alcoholics Anonymous is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from alcoholism.
The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. There are no dues or fees for A.A. membership; we are self-supporting through our own contributions. A.A. is not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, organization or institution; does not wish to engage in any controversy; neither endorses nor opposes any causes. Our primary purpose is to stay sober and help other alcoholics to achieve sobriety.
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