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 oldstew
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 help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) 
#739232 - 07/07/14 04:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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no this isnt your common stupid question
( I last smoked on x will i pass my test on x )
i hate those questions also
i quit 17 days ago and have 12 days left
i was horrified to see no test strip at all on my at home test
yesterday , i thought id at least have a faint line by now
so my question is with time left what i should do to bump up my detox
efforts. im not overweight at all and no reason a healthy ind shoudnt
pass a test with a month notice
so far all ive done is workout / eat healthy / take some niacin
any suggestions ??? remember i still have almost 2 weeks ...
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Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: oldstew]
#739233 - 07/07/14 04:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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No one can really answer this as everybodys body is different. I know some people who can get clean in as little as 12 days and some can take up to 40. IMO if you are still not clean by the time you need to take a test your best option is synthetic urine. You can also go the detox drink route which flushes your system and you are basically pissing yellow water.
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Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: Deadkndys420]
#739234 - 07/07/14 04:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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^ thx for the input 420 but im lookin for ways to speed up detox
not mask which is what the so called "detox" drinks do
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 Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: oldstew]
#739253 - 07/07/14 09:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Water, lots of it.
I went to probation with this gal that had 0 fat. Smoked the day before and always passed her test just by drinking lots of water.
I got fat. Some lucky people out there.
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Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: oldstew]
#739286 - 07/08/14 10:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Anything that makes you piss. Try to stay away from fattening food and drinks. Excercise regularly. You will be fine unless you ate a massive amount of edibles and smoked concentrates multiple times a day back when you did smoke. And even then, if you ate healthy, excercised and weren't fat, you'd probably still pass.
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Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: webster10]
#739306 - 07/08/14 01:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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synthetic urine
^guaranteed pass every time
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Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: oldstew]
#739311 - 07/08/14 01:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
P-O said:
synthetic urine
^guaranteed pass every time
Quote:
oldstew said:
.im lookin for ways to speed up detox
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Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: Deadkndys420]
#739341 - 07/08/14 04:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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^ thanks everyone
diet and exercise is best 1 2 punch from everything ive read
anyone know anything or experience with niacin ???
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Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: oldstew]
#739342 - 07/08/14 04:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I know if you take too much your body will start burning up.
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Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: Deadkndys420]
#739359 - 07/08/14 06:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I took that shit back when I got drug tested in highschool. Can't remember if it worked but I do remember turning red and being itchy as hell.
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Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: Mycophile]
#739407 - 07/09/14 09:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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They have a flush free niacin out now, I've no idea about whether or not it works as a cleanser. 
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Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: UltimateDevotion]
#739409 - 07/09/14 10:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
UltimateDevotion said:
They have a flush free niacin out now, I've no idea about whether or not it works as a cleanser.
thats the kind i have , only kind i could get / find
dont think its working but i may have not took enough either
so much contradicting info on web about niacin 
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Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: oldstew]
#739436 - 07/09/14 04:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Vitamin B3 comes in two variations, Niacin and Nicotinamide. Niacin causes flushing but is the variant that gives the most benefit. Niacin (not nicotinamide) is directly involved in the production of NAD and NADP. NAD is important in the catabolism of fat, while NADP is important in cholesterol formation.
Niacin has been used for over 50 years to raise HDL cholesterol levels. HDL Cholesterol is responsible for carrying lipids (fats) from cells and artery walls to the liver for excretion or re-utilization. This increased circulation and excretion of lipids can be combined with vigorous aerobic exercise (which burns glycogen in the liver and further increases HDL cholesterol levels) will work to break down fat very efficiently from all areas of the body, and remove THC metabolites from fat stores. LDL cholesterol works to do the opposite of HDL, and should be minimized during the detox period.
Anything that you can do to increase your metabolic consumption of calories (exercise), limit simple carb intake (which provides easy calorie alternatives to fat in the body and increases LDL Cholesterol), avoid excessive total caloric intake, increase your HDL/LDL ratio, and drink ample amounts of water will result in a maximized elimination rate of THC metabolites.
Omega-3 Fatty acids are shown to increase HDL cholesterol (sources include salmon, tuna, flax oil, fish oil, krill oil, etc). High fiber diets decrease LDL cholesterol production and increase stool volume and rate of passage through the GI tract. THC metabolites can be removed in fecal matter as well as urine, so this will also help to excrete metabolites quicker. Eating plenty of celery and other (negative net calorie food) will burn a decent amount of calories by stimulating the digestion process (which uses a fair amount of calories) with few calories gained. This also provides bulking fiber, which further increases excretion of metabolites through fecal matter. Moderate amounts of caffeine (less than 250 mg) may also help during exercise, as caffeine's metabolism causes lipolysis in the liver, allows increased calcium mobility in the muscles (allowing for more total power output for similar effort), and decreases the limiting effects of fatigue, also allowing for more calorie burn per workout session. Excessive amounts of caffeine can be dangerous and should be avoided.
Now, all of this being said...cholesterol production is largely determined by genetics, and individual bodies respond differently to dietary supplementation. Metabolic rate and the body's response to caffeine is also highly variable. Body type and where a person stores fat will also affect how quickly said body fat is utilized by the body during detox.
Beyond the detox period, you should work to reduce your body's metabolism and excretion of THC metabolites in the hours leading up to the test. This combined with an effective detox period will maximize your chance of testing negative. Methods for doing this are reducing activity levels, drinking plenty of water, eating normally (with a good mixture of simple carbs and fiber). Detox drinks work very well at this by both providing a shot of glucose (which locks up fat metabolism, preventing excretion of metabolites into the bloodstream/urine), plenty of fluids (which dilutes the concentration of metabolites in the urine), Vitamin B2 (which yellows the dilute urine to make it appear undiluted), and creatinine precursors (normally excreted in the urine at a constant rate and sometimes used to detect dilution. A shot of creatinine and a controlled amount of fluid will give the appearance of an undiluted urine sample). Synthetic urine is pretty self-explanatory.
I understand this is a discussion of detox strategy, but if you are truly unsure about your ability to pass a urine test, I strongly recommend you consider the combination of a good detox strategy and an effective temporary dilution/masking/faking strategy. Unless you are pissing clean a day or two ahead of time, you should definitely have a backup plan set up ahead of time. 
Good luck! 
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Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: Data]
#739455 - 07/09/14 08:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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wow thanks agmotes
some good info in that write up
still looking for anyone with niacin exp / success
i might as well take it since i bought it , cant hurt right 
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Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: oldstew]
#739457 - 07/09/14 08:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why don't you just use synthetic urine?
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Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: Hawksresurrection]
#739460 - 07/09/14 08:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hawksresurrection said:
Why don't you just use synthetic urine?
good question ...
i used quick fix at a lab when i was younger and was ordered to retest
besides im not sure if this is a lab test or " in house " were you
cant really prep you know
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Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: oldstew]
#739462 - 07/09/14 08:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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The new ones can pass lab tests most of the time. They continually update the formula
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Re: help passing urine test ( not dumb question ) [Re: Hawksresurrection]
#739471 - 07/09/14 09:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hawksresurrection said:
The new ones can pass lab tests most of the time. They continually update the formula
He is right. If you are worried that much about the lab stuff, then just get the Canadian formula that has included Uric Acid. Wife works for hospital and passed.
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