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 Anything worse then a Guido? 
#73383 - 07/06/08 02:31 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I mean wiggers come close in second but Guido's take the win. I can't fucking stand them. On July forth I was riding the subway and some club guidos from jersey are drunk on the subway with there pizza queen girl friends. The dude comes up to me and slaps me in the face for no reason. I didn't even do anything. I cracked that mother fucker dead in his jaw then he falls down and then his butt buddys all hopped in and got me a few times in the mouth. Now I have canker/cole sores all over my mouth (whatever the 1's that are inside ur mouth)....They are just basically wiggers with tight fitting A|X cloths and hair gell.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
#73384 - 07/06/08 02:32 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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dam u got sucker slapped thats fucked up
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: usg543]
#73386 - 07/06/08 02:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol thats so fucking true. You guys in middle america/west coast (I don't think u got as many) are so lucky you don't have to deal with these pussy ass rich wops. I do most my business in NYC at night and it's fucking flooded with these cock smokers
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
#73387 - 07/06/08 02:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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lets kill them all
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: usg543]
#73388 - 07/06/08 02:46 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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lets kill them all
i may know a guy who can.....help you out  
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: tsollost]
#73389 - 07/06/08 02:47 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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We just need to figure out a way to add poison to that fake spray on tan shit
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
#73390 - 07/06/08 02:48 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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We just need to figure out a way to add poison to that fake spray on tan shit
it probably already is. give it ten years and hopefully we'll find out it was a plot to eliminate people like that
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: tsollost]
#73391 - 07/06/08 02:49 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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someone told me sunscreen causes cancer.
but seriously fuck guidos
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: usg543]
#73392 - 07/06/08 02:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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how many people beat you down?
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
#73393 - 07/06/08 02:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Btw guido mating dance if u have not seen it.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
#73394 - 07/06/08 02:52 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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The biggest dude of them all hit me. But unfortunately for him Ive been doing boxing/muay thai/other shit since I was a kid. After his tan ass hit the ground 6 of his friends hopped in. I actually nailed 2 of them with a few face shots and got them 2 back off. LOL not trying to say im some tough guy cause im not just got lucky owning some drunk guidos but i guess they got the last laugh since they were kicking me on the floor.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: captain.koons]
#73395 - 07/06/08 02:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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no one beat me down. they beat my dumbass friend down. 5 fucking inbred hicks from mississippi just looking to start a fight. they better be glad they didn't fuck with me. 
they just spilled my drink. my shirt smells like beer now.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
#73396 - 07/06/08 02:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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combat sports ftw
going to be taking sambo and other shit at a mma gym soon.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
#73397 - 07/06/08 02:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i'm speechless after seeing that. funny but uncomfortably so
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
#73398 - 07/06/08 02:57 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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that shit was funny
did anyone catch that MMA fight earlier??? NICE
joe rogan needs to get some fucking hair though he's going bald
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
#73399 - 07/06/08 02:59 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah ive done all the following
Muay thai (still doing)
Kempo Karate
Kung Fu (still doing it and don't listen 2 what any1 says if u can find a good kung fu school u can learn some crazy shit)
Tae Kwon Do
Judo
Boxing
Kick Boxing
and last but not least I competed in 2 MMA competitions but I don't really like MMA that much more or less did it just to do it and get the experience. IMO if you wanna learn to fight try to avoid MMA and just go to a stand up fighting place and a ground work place. Schools that mix the 2 often kinda lack some skill overall but hey just my opinion
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: usg543]
#73400 - 07/06/08 02:59 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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u would too if u had an isolation tank
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Coaster]
#73402 - 07/06/08 03:01 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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who won that old isolation tank, i signed up but i guess i didn't win.
"smoke DMT and join my cult motherfuckers"
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: usg543]
#73404 - 07/06/08 03:02 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I wish I could find some DMT  It's like a fucking ghost in NY. You hear about it but when you go to get it it's gone!
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
#73405 - 07/06/08 03:06 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
#73406 - 07/06/08 03:06 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
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Yeah ive done all the following
Muay thai (still doing)
Kempo Karate
Kung Fu (still doing it and don't listen 2 what any1 says if u can find a good kung fu school u can learn some crazy shit)
Tae Kwon Do
Judo
Boxing
Kick Boxing
and last but not least I competed in 2 MMA competitions but I don't really like MMA that much more or less did it just to do it and get the experience. IMO if you wanna learn to fight try to avoid MMA and just go to a stand up fighting place and a ground work place. Schools that mix the 2 often kinda lack some skill overall but hey just my opinion
street fights are never fair the only way I want to go down is knee or elbow first into someones face or throat.
I've done karate - kempo and some gnarly shit some 8th dan black belt made that was like karate/fu meets judo it was pretty good when I was like 13. I want to get into the devestating stand up shit.. traditional boxing isn't really my style though I took some french/mma boxing? savat?
I think Sambo, Kung fu/karate, krav maga or muay thai will really suit what I like. Ground emphasis is fucking gay imo. I don't think my city has any good kung fu places we have a couple decent mma , muay thai and boxing gyms tho. Sambo will be the first adventure then prehaps Muaythai or traditional boxing.
Right now I'm working on beefing up lifting weights a lot and biking so I think training in a martial art will be too much unless I get roids/hgh. I'm going to try some legal supplements for recovery.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Coaster]
#73408 - 07/06/08 03:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i tried dmt once, i didn't break through but i could tell that shit would be intense. one day...
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: usg543]
#73409 - 07/06/08 03:08 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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how much did you do?
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: captain.koons]
#73410 - 07/06/08 03:09 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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fuck steroids man. even the legal test boost supplements.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: usg543]
#73412 - 07/06/08 03:10 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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seriously riods are gay as fuck
small dick bad liver were do i sign up
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: usg543]
#73413 - 07/06/08 03:11 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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so tempting. tons of my friends did steroids and got crazy gains.
I'd definately do HGH if I could afford it.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Coaster]
#73414 - 07/06/08 03:11 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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U can just bypass all the BS of learning martial arts. Just when someone does the whole tough guy get in your face shit as soon as he pushes you elbow him in the face. lol a 120 pound kid could level anyone with 1
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: captain.koons]
#73415 - 07/06/08 03:11 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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well over the entire hour... 150 mg.
but i smoked a small amount at first and ended up smoking it all later. was told later not to do this because when you smoke the first time you get an insane tolerance that fast.
definitely got some effects though it was crazy and i felt amazing.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Coaster]
#73416 - 07/06/08 03:13 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
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seriously riods are gay as fuck
small dick bad liver were do i sign up
if you look at archieves the shrunken testicals is 99% myth it lowers sperm production
also theres varying side effects from different anabolic steroids
trembolga for example is the only one they've collected statistical data on roid rage, otherwise roid rage is mythical.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: captain.koons]
#73417 - 07/06/08 03:13 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i got plenty of friends on steroids.
here's one:
supposedly he can't even get an erection anymore. kid takes viagra like it's candy.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: usg543]
#73419 - 07/06/08 03:15 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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hmm
yeah I heard tolerance goes up super fast, how fast does tolerance go up with acid?
I probably won't do Roids but I'd definately get HGH if I got a good connection.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: captain.koons]
#73421 - 07/06/08 03:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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acid? i'm not sure i always spaced it out myself. i heard at least give it a week or take more than you usually do.
i want to get big quick too man. i feel ya.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: usg543]
#73422 - 07/06/08 03:19 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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By acid are we talking LSD? 3-5 days for LSD tolerence to go down a decent amount. As for as HGH and shit guys I would avoid it even though I was considering it at 1 point.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: usg543]
#73423 - 07/06/08 03:19 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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im already big
but I get injuried easily and im not quite where I want to be.
basically I wanna lose 50lbs(maybe 20 over summer-30 total over a year-all 50 over 2-3yrs) and lift what I do now and I don't lift like a bitch either.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
#73425 - 07/06/08 03:20 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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no. pure HCl injected intravenously, what a rush!
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: captain.koons]
#73426 - 07/06/08 03:20 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i'm weak, i'll be honest, but i just started working out 3 weeks ago. i actually need to go to bed so i can hit the gym before it closes tomorrow. back and biceps tomorrow.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: usg543]
#73427 - 07/06/08 03:22 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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usg543 if you can actually keep yourself motivated just do this P90X shit im doing the results are amazing. It's a pretty intense 90 days of working out but you get ripped at the end of it. I can send you the torrent if you are intrested
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
#73430 - 07/06/08 03:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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do it. i'm definitely motivated, i'm just tired of forcing myself to eat 24/7. i'm sick of food. i don't even get the munchies anymore.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
#73431 - 07/06/08 03:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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p90x :P
all it's good for is getting shredded your not actually going to effectively get any stronger.
my brother is on that and has trouble maintaining lifts as do mny people I know on it.
I need to revamp my routine... I do cardio just about daily and I do upper body and lower body on alternating days sometimes I do back on my upperbody days.. im a slacker like that...
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: captain.koons]
#73436 - 07/06/08 03:32 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i do:
day 1: chest/triceps
day 2: legs
day 3: back/biceps
day 4: shoulders
day 5: rest
day 6: start over
and i do abs whenever the hell i feel like it. i'm trying ot bulk up right now though i'm too skinny and weak.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: captain.koons]
#73439 - 07/06/08 03:32 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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koons a lot of people think exactly what you just said is true and im not saying that it isn't somewhat true but bahh lemme explain. The system itself if followed exactly works with muscle confusion and shit. It not only sheds a lot of weight but it improves your strength. Being all huge and bulky is all good but it doesn't necessarily mean you are that strong. If you notice a lot of the Professional K-1 fighters are slim as shit but yet they can hit really hard. Bulk cuts down agility speed also. If you look at Olympian weight lifters they are not huge bulked out dudes like body builders. There are many diffrent forms of strength and trust me the P90X will make you 1 strong mother fucker. It's kinda hard to put into words what im trying to express but trust me google some info on it and you will come up with some interesting finds.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
#73442 - 07/06/08 03:41 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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it goes either way really mainly due to preference imo
even if you lift weights not to be bulky p90x isn't necessarily a good option. it's all up to the user though
some like it, some don't
it's great to get shredded and it does focus on some compound lifting excersizes and crap but im not sold.
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: captain.koons]
#73443 - 07/06/08 03:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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it goes either way really mainly due to preference imo
even if you lift weights not to be bulky p90x isn't necessarily a good option. it's all up to the user though
some like it, some don't
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: usg543]
#73445 - 07/06/08 03:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i do:
day 1: chest/triceps
day 2: legs
day 3: back/biceps
day 4: shoulders
day 5: rest
day 6: start over
and i do abs whenever the hell i feel like it. i'm trying ot bulk up right now though i'm too skinny and weak.
ah sounds legit
I wanna work out lifting 5days of the week and cardio on weekends, and limit myself to a hour of cardio on non leg days.
most people say you should do shoulders the same day as chest because you use them benching
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Re: Anything worse then a Guido? [Re: Mad Hatter]
#73448 - 07/06/08 03:48 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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it goes either way really mainly due to preference imo
even if you lift weights not to be bulky p90x isn't necessarily a good option. it's all up to the user though
some like it, some don't
aight yea I agree with you
if you want to really get good muscle gains without bulking up id modify the www.hsnhst.com program with compound excersizes
I dream of my working out to be compound excersizes and cardio/gymnastic type shit.
one of the most badass people I know does cardio/gymnastic training + martial arts and compound lifting excersizes along with yoga and pilates (twice a week in the morning)
I think he's a 2nd dan karate black belt and he also took Kung fu with the viet or taiwan military... fuck it coulda been china or korea i dont even know.
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