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 volcomstoner
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 Re: random drug test  [Re: Data]
#733690 - 05/30/14 11:56 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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agmotes165 said:
I've passed a piss test 36 hours after my last bong rip (when i smoked several bowls an afternoon) using a detox drink. You have to use them exactly according to the instructions though.
They work by diluting the metabolites in the urine while simultaneously increasing the concentration of certain substances produced by the body that are used to detect dilution (which would normally make the test invalid if you just drank a lot of water). They also contain B vitamins, which help to boost the color of the urine so your sample doesn't look super diluted (which is also a way to detect dilution).
Anyway, they sell some out there that are claimed to work for anybody under 350lbs, and they've worked for me so far. 
really the main thing you need after diluting your piss are the b vitamins, creatine, and something to boost the specific gravity of your urine I've heard people claim theres something in tums that help with that but I have no fucking clue if that's true or not
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volcomstoner
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Also, I smoked a bunch of weed last weekend at a concerts and had 2 drug tests this week
PASSED THEM BOTH 
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volcomstoner
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Picklez said:
Yeah it's pricey but it's usually worth the money to be safe in whatever situation you are being forced to use it in... In your case in order to keep employment..
You're right.
at least with employment drug tests you have the option to use those
Ive been doing piss tests for the past 2 years with some dude standing right next to me staring at my dick
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volcomstoner
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Re: random drug test [Re: PoloDown]
#734635 - 06/04/14 02:22 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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PoloDown said:
How do those detox drinks make you guys feel?
I always imagined they would feel like your system is being torn apart or you gonna shit yourself. Ive had a bottle of detox in my fridge for a year now, not sure if they expire or not.
all they do is dilute your piss
its not like they actually "clear" your system, that's impossible
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volcomstoner
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Re: random drug test [Re: PoloDown]
#734815 - 06/05/14 12:54 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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PoloDown said:
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agmotes165 said:
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PoloDown said:
How do those detox drinks make you guys feel?
I always imagined they would feel like your system is being torn apart or you gonna shit yourself. Ive had a bottle of detox in my fridge for a year now, not sure if they expire or not.
Yea I just have to piss alot.
Sometimes if I've just eaten, I'll get overly full of liquid and feel kinda pukey...but if I can hold it down for 15 minutes then that feeling passes.
And yea they usually have an expiration date printed on them...but if you've had it in the fridge it will probably be viable for longer.
I was trying to find an expiration date on it but I couldnt seem to locate it.
Ive had it for about a year and its never left the refrigerator. I wonder if it can actually spoil and make you sick or if it just expires and is no longer effective.
jesus christ you're fucking dumb
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volcomstoner
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Re: random drug test [Re: PoloDown] 1
#734818 - 06/05/14 12:59 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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not my fault your dumb enough to think you'll get sick from a detox drink
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