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Cheeseball



Registered: 06/08/08
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serious question
#72606 - 07/05/08 03:07 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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a)

b)

srsly
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captain.koons
Failed Botanist
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Re: serious question [Re: Cheeseball]
#72607 - 07/05/08 03:09 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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i go with a
i dont like spinning the roll when it tears behind the roll 
usually with A if it tears where you dont want it will drape down on its own anyways.
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GreenThumb



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a for men
b for women
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mel_lonta_tauda

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Re: serious question [Re: Cheeseball]
#72611 - 07/05/08 03:50 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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who needs toilet paper when you could have one of these:
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GreenThumb



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i dont see how that contraption works...
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wowitch420
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Re: serious question [Re: just me]
#72645 - 07/05/08 08:14 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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who needs toilet paper when you live in san francisco
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blunt master
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Re: serious question [Re: wowitch420]
#72651 - 07/05/08 08:30 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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who needs toilet paper when you can just use your hand
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: serious question [Re: just me]
#72682 - 07/05/08 11:43 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
just me said: i dont see how that contraption works...
It sprays water in your asshole
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Harry_Ba11sach
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and secondly, does anyone really have that big of a preference for this? I usually just put the damn roll on the holder and then deal with whatever the outcome was
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Cheeseball



Registered: 06/08/08
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Quote:
mel_lonta_tauda said: who needs toilet paper when you could have one of these:
bidets are fuckin weird.
wouldn't you need to wipe afterwards anyway to get all the water out of your crack? i mean srsly. unless people just use those and then walk around with drippy shitters.
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numonk

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Re: serious question [Re: Cheeseball]
#72696 - 07/05/08 12:13 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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How about a pile of old receipts next to the john?
I've friends who used to steal toilet paper from public bathrooms, now they ALL do. My friend don't get paid for shit.
~Monk
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GreenThumb



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Re: serious question [Re: numonk]
#72707 - 07/05/08 12:41 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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that doesnt look like most bidets.
i mean look at it. where would the shit go?
that looks more like a toilet refurbished into a sink.
theres no poop hole...
and yeah whats with the drippy ass?
and it IS a big deal which way the tp goes, and its a BIG deal when you dont put a new roll on when the old one is out.
i seriously dont understand laziness. if you do it in the now, it doesnt become as hassle to do it at a later time. this goes for EVERYTHING. cleaning the house isnt such a chore if your just keep the fuckin thing clean daily,,,FUCK i cant stand lazy dirtyness
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numonk

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Re: serious question [Re: just me]
#72718 - 07/05/08 12:55 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well...what about hard-worked-for dirtiness?
Full-round hater, are we?
~Monk
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bananatelephone
MarijuAnna♫
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Re: serious question [Re: numonk]
#72721 - 07/05/08 01:00 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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option a seems to be the popular choice.
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Roxum
Fulltime Doubter


Registered: 05/02/08
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Quote:
bananatelephone said: option a seems to be the only choice.
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0xYg3n
el cid


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Re: serious question [Re: Cheeseball]
#72733 - 07/05/08 01:37 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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kidaihuan
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Re: serious question [Re: 0xYg3n]
#72834 - 07/05/08 05:31 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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I prefer B because the paper can be broken with a quick tug. Doing that with A usually works, but sometimes it just pulls it real far and then you have it draping onto the floor, or a pile on the floor.
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usg543
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Re: serious question [Re: just me]
#72837 - 07/05/08 05:37 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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maybe he likes to shit in sinks.
the pic is labeled 'water fountain'
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GreenThumb



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Re: serious question [Re: usg543]
#73356 - 07/06/08 01:30 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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dude, the guy i work for (true story)
sells shit loads(hahaha) of sinks and toilets he deal fine furniture so he has lots of bidets, and today while taking some furniture out of a shipping container, i saw a fountain/faucet JUST like that one outside it.
i took a pic with my phone, but it doesnt have pic messaging. its a work phone 
but i was like HA...no more like HA HA HAHAHA HAHA HA
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