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 poor boy
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 some funny, unexpected shit happened last night 
#721951 - 03/18/14 09:37 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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it was about 11:30 and my chick and i were chillen all comfy and shit watching the league when we heard a LOUD crash of metals.
i told her it couldnt be a car accident since we live in apartments and we are all the way in the back.
i got up and peered out the window and i see my neighbors looking around the corner so i said fuck it and went outside to check it out.
sure enough, there was a brand new SUV that was ran up onto the curb and was jammed into one of those green power boxes or whatever and there was a newer cadilac that was jammed right into its side.
as were watching, the SUV is going back and fourth trying to get out and she finally gets loose and slowly drives off even the the front passenger side wheel is about ready to fall off. the guy hit that tire dead on.
she gets a bit of ways down all while this other guy, the husband, is trying to get his car in drive.
it wont go... 
he then gets out and runs after his wife. (thats when he tells us its his wife)
"im her husband, thats my wife i just hit"
he comes back about 5 minutes later and some other guy comes out and tells him to put the car in reverse so he can back it into a car space so its out of the road.
as they are backing up theres another car honking his horn because hes trying to get out of his parking spot. right then there was another loud BANG!
this dude hits another car! 
now theres a large group of us out there all laughing and just watching this shit happen.
the second guy he hit is getting out of the car talking shit trying to fight him and right then hes able to get his fucked caddy into drive and slowly takes off.
this all took close to an hour and the whole time we were all out there watching the damn thing.
fucking retards...
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Deadkndys420
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Re: some funny, unexpected shit happened last night [Re: poor boy]
#721952 - 03/18/14 09:39 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Tl;dr
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UltimateDevotion
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Registered: 11/23/12
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Re: some funny, unexpected shit happened last night [Re: poor boy]
#721954 - 03/18/14 09:56 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Poor poor boy, the husband was actually you and you fucked two peoples day and one of em kicked your ass then immediately went to console the other victim, your wife, and as he calms her down there's an explosive connection and end up fucking, you're on your way out the door while having to pay for a bunch of car damage. 
You don't have to change the scenerio and lie to us, we accept you for who you are. 
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Harry Detroit in 304 made one last promise now
"I'm goin out without a trace, a vanishing act before your eyes"
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UltimateDevotion
TwistedByDesign
Registered: 11/23/12
Posts: 5,935
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Re: some funny, unexpected shit happened last night [Re: Deadkndys420]
#721955 - 03/18/14 09:57 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Deadkndys420 said:
Tl;dr
Wtf does this mean? 
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Harry Detroit in 304 made one last promise now
"I'm goin out without a trace, a vanishing act before your eyes"
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poor boy
Village Idiot
Registered: 06/07/13
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Re: some funny, unexpected shit happened last night [Re: UltimateDevotion]
#721958 - 03/18/14 10:06 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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UltimateDevotion said:
Poor poor boy, the husband was actually you and you fucked two peoples day and one of em kicked your ass then immediately went to console the other victim, your wife, and as he calms her down there's an explosive connection and end up fucking, you're on your way out the door while having to pay for a bunch of car damage.
You don't have to change the scenerio and lie to us, we accept you for who you are.
honestly, it wouldnt bother me a single bit if she left me. it would suck because i wouldnt be living with my kids, but thats about it. havin a fat ass can only get you so far...
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UltimateDevotion said:
Quote:
Deadkndys420 said:
Tl;dr
Wtf does this mean?
it means hes read it, but is too douchey to admit he did so in reply he types, to long to read.
either that or they are lazy as fuck and too busy looking at porn or struggling to load another bowl while dick is in hand.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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 BluntguY 207
That Guy
Registered: 09/19/13
Posts: 462
Loc: North East Coast 
Last seen: 9 years, 6 months
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Re: some funny, unexpected shit happened last night [Re: poor boy]
#721973 - 03/18/14 12:27 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hahahaha! Shits hilarious! The crash story... and all you guys comments!
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