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 P-O
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 went to the dr. today  1
#714860 - 02/13/14 07:26 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Got blood work the other day, and today I went in for results and to get a full physical. Well I got baked on the way there so I was stoned when I got to the appointment.
Basically im healthy as an ox. Liver and everything is fine. Just minor back pain that im milking to get my green card.
He asked if I could give a urine sample to check my vitamin levels and shit. So I try and piss and cuz I pissed 20 mins before I could only fill cup halfway . I set it on counter and ended up spilling whole container on the floor. Fuck! So I try for 10 mins and can only full 1/4 of it. So I ended up fillin the rest with water thinkin it wont matter. I was baked and wanted to leave... so it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It wasn't a drug test so I didn't think it mattered . I guess ill find out in a weeks if he knows. Might awkward convo if the results are fucked up. 
Fuck I hope I get my weed licence
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niteowl
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 Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#714876 - 02/13/14 07:43 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#714884 - 02/13/14 07:54 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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It will totally fuck up a UA. They check things like specific gravity and creatnine levels, which indicate kidney functions.
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
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Edited by Hawksresurrection (02/13/14 07:54 PM)
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P-O
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Ya the wife told em the same thing.
Ill just tell him the truth if the jig is up.
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#714940 - 02/13/14 08:59 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I am confused.. Why would he care if you have weed in your system?
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P-O
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: Picklez]
#714942 - 02/13/14 09:02 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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It wasn't a drug test
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Picklez
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#714943 - 02/13/14 09:09 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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that's what im saying. so why does it matter if you had THC in your urine?
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P-O
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: Picklez]
#714946 - 02/13/14 09:17 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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It doesn't . Did u read the op dude? Lol
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#714957 - 02/13/14 10:34 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Why did you even fill it with water then, I think that's what he's getting at
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
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Picklez
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#714961 - 02/13/14 10:50 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
P-O said:
It doesn't . Did u read the op dude? Lol
yep I dont reply in threads without reading all the posts
I was just wondering why you didnt just say you spilled the cup and that you couldnt pee anymore...
oh well, it doesnt matter, you were probably just being a paranoid stoner
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P-O
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: Picklez]
#714973 - 02/13/14 11:15 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ya looking back I should have told him I was outta piss instead of topping it
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iStoner
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O] 1
#714983 - 02/14/14 12:06 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah man, that's just weird.
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: iStoner]
#716453 - 02/20/14 05:15 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm trying to figure out why you thought it would be a good Idea to smoke up prior to going to the docs for a full physical or anything for that matter. 
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P-O
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Dont post in my threads ginger
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#716478 - 02/20/14 07:16 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm offering my honest opinion.
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GreenHorns
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I would have just pooped in the cup a bit.
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P-O
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: GreenHorns]
#717356 - 02/24/14 05:20 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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urine results came back as " healthy"
Here in canada its not easy to get your medical card. There is only like 8 doctors in all of canada that will sign your papers here. You will/can only get your card if u have a past condition and have "tried" different meds . The only one in manitoba needs proof from your family doctor you have tried different prescriptions for your "condition". Kinda a pain the ass for sure.
So first i told him i was havin back pain. x-ray showed my backs fine 
So today i told him i suffer from anxiety (i dont really). He gave me a perscrition for kpins.... fuck these zombie pills. My bro said he will take em for a trade them for a kush bag . So Next visit i tell him they dont help. "try" something else.... Then i got my proof i need for my medical card. This is the same way 2 of my other friends got their cards.
cant wait to smoke legally
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iStoner
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#717363 - 02/24/14 05:32 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'd rather have a klonopin script, you lucky dog.
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GreenHorns
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: iStoner]
#717380 - 02/24/14 06:34 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wow 8 doctors in the entire country? They must be making a killing. What's the average cost for the rx and renewal? These parts it goes for $50-$60 new patient and $40 for a renewal with Dr everywhere. My bro just renewed and did a skype call with the dr! Such a joke here.
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P-O
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: GreenHorns]
#717383 - 02/24/14 06:44 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ya i hear is so easy to get your card south of the border. I wish it was like that here.
Ya im not sure of the costs but i know there is only one dr in all of manitoba that will sign papers. Apparently there is only like 30k people in all of canada with their card.
I cant wait.... even tho the new medical marijuana law comes into effect in april. New rules : ZERO legal grows at allowed for patients to grow their own smoke. Now All medicine must be grown by government approved grower 
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