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 RasJeph
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 flowers from ftd 
#710164 - 01/27/14 07:44 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Any of you ever order flowers from ftd? I got a little too drunk and ordered flowers for Valentine's day for a girl I'm friends with. Didn't remember until I got a $45 charge I couldn't place...fuck. $23 for Valentine's delivery. They're coming from ups or FedEx.
Are they gonna leave them in the fucking snow? Are they gonna be all smashed up? Is it guaranteed delivery on time? Son of a bitch.
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 Hawksresurrection
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Re: flowers from ftd [Re: RasJeph]
#710166 - 01/27/14 07:54 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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This is hilarious. I doubt they'll leave them in the snow
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
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RasJeph
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 I drunk shop pretty regularly but its usually just stupid junk for myself. It's cool, I was gonna buy her something anyway but fuck I was surprised. I wanted a $10 box of chocolate!
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: flowers from ftd [Re: RasJeph]
#710169 - 01/27/14 08:05 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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I never drunk shop. But then I never keep money in my checking account unless I'm paying for bills.
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
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RasJeph
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I gave her a warning and shes excited, so I guess it was worth it...but if I could go back and do it again I'd just get her a bottle of jack and a steak. Fuck, she woulda liked that better.
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Re: flowers from ftd [Re: RasJeph]
#710207 - 01/28/14 08:42 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Steak>flowers
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PoloDown
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Re: flowers from ftd [Re: RasJeph]
#710217 - 01/28/14 09:34 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
RasJeph said:
I gave her a warning and shes excited, so I guess it was worth it...but if I could go back and do it again I'd just get her a bottle of jack and a steak. Fuck, she woulda liked that better.
Let her get the flowers.. Then the steak and jack can be the surprise all along.
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Re: flowers from ftd [Re: RasJeph]
#710251 - 01/28/14 04:03 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Im just giving my girl the dick 
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RasJeph
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Re: flowers from ftd [Re: Picklez]
#710370 - 01/29/14 08:36 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd go with that too if I weren't still trying to convince her I'm a good man
This girl is awesome, but shes a fuck of a lot more mature than me so I've been attempting to better myself. If I fail, fuck it, I've only helped myself in the end, right?
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