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 P-O
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 Gather around children.... story time 
#701439 - 12/22/13 09:21 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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So last night I realized i forgot to buy this purfume for my wife... So I looke online and it says walmart is 24hrs here after the 20th.... so i left at 11:40 and get there at 12:01.... me and a dozen other men my age see the sign on the door.... CLOSED
Fuck! So i spark a purple kush jonny and decide to go get gas.... All stoned up and I fill the truck ($90)..... then go to start it.... Fucking thing wont turn over.... Pretty sure it was my battery is going cuz of all the -40 days we had, and i NEVER plug my dodge in.
So I call the wife to come boost me, she informs me she would be there in 20. And wouldn't you know it a cop car pull beside the pump i was at (he was standing 3 feet from my widow filling his car). My Truck reeeeeeked of kush too
Before He could say anything, i hid out into the can, and called my wife to hurry up the fuck up! After like 5 mins i come out, and he's just leaving..... go to try my dead truck again and turn the key a dozen times for the hell of it.....VROOOOM.....It starts like a champ.
Then the wife pulls up...... I let her know i would know longer need her services. She was Pissed!!!.... I woke her up for nothing
/Fin
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Deadkndys420
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: P-O]
#701443 - 12/22/13 09:25 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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lulz.
You should keep one of those portable jumpers in your truck.
Im really thinking of buying one since my battery has been dying for the last two weeks off and on and I have no idea whats drawing the energy.
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P-O
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: Deadkndys420]
#701444 - 12/22/13 09:26 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ya i usually do.... but the wife stole em when she drove to sask last month.... id rather her have em when she goes on road trips
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Deadkndys420
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: P-O]
#701446 - 12/22/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Nah I wasn't referring to cables but they have these portable jumper so you dont need another car.
Unless you were referring to this and im to high to understand.
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P-O
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: Deadkndys420]
#701447 - 12/22/13 09:30 AM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sickness.... i like how that booster has an air pump too! 
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iStoner
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: P-O]
#701512 - 12/22/13 04:25 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Good thing that cop didn't hassle you, but did you ever get any perfume?
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P-O
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: iStoner]
#701522 - 12/22/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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no i didnt.... i plan on doing tomorrow at 11pm
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poor boy
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: P-O]
#701552 - 12/22/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hey PO! Can I borrow 260? Ill pay you back before feb.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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P-O
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: poor boy]
#701553 - 12/22/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ya bro..... np
once i told lucid i was gonna send him $500 on paypal to buy h with (he was withdrawling bad).... he made account on paypal, set it all up and waited for the money to come..... and waited and waited....
Eventually i was a "heartless asshole" and most the chat was pissed at me
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poor boy
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: P-O]
#701555 - 12/22/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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260 aint shit compared to 500. Besides, this money will go to my gun in the pawn shop.
Side note...
How much H would 500 buy?!
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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P-O
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: poor boy]
#701556 - 12/22/13 07:27 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
How much H would 500 buy?!
-not enough
 me ur addy bro..... ill send the cash tomorrow. I gotta send u a stack of all $5 billz tho (fuck these smalls)
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nannybooboo
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: P-O]
#701561 - 12/22/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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PO, ya gots the herb gods protectin ya 
Quote:
P-O said:
Sickness.... i like how that booster has an air pump too!
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poor boy
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: P-O]
#701574 - 12/22/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
P-O said:
Quote:
How much H would 500 buy?!
-not enough
Heartless ass hole...
me ur addy bro..... ill send the cash tomorrow. I gotta send u a stack of all $5 billz tho (fuck these smalls)
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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 volcomstoner
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: Deadkndys420] 1
#701696 - 12/23/13 02:16 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Deadkndys420 said:
Nah I wasn't referring to cables but they have these portable jumper so you dont need another car.
Unless you were referring to this and im to high to understand.
these things are awesome
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: volcomstoner]
#701699 - 12/23/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Super awesome. They have ones with USB ports and shit now as well.
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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volcomstoner
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yup, my parents got us those for christmas last year with the usb ports and everything
I always keep one of those and a portable propane heater in my car during the winter
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poor boy
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: volcomstoner]
#701704 - 12/23/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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The fuck is the usb port for?
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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volcomstoner
Just one more xanax
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: poor boy] 1
#701705 - 12/23/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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charging your vibrator, duhh
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Deadkndys420
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Re: Gather around children.... story time [Re: poor boy]
#701708 - 12/23/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
poor boy said:
The fuck is the usb port for?
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