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Offlinebudgrowerwannabe
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Tell No one Rule LOL
    #698966 - 12/14/13 03:35 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

That's the first rule to growen right?
Well I was at the grow shop last nite and three guys like 20-25ish what ever come in.

Anyway there here asking the owner dumb shit you know SOOOOO anyway They didn't (THEY) didn't even know about phin the water so we schooled them and sold them a  blue lab ph pen . The owner get me some XXXXX That he grew hydro!!:idhitit:

You should have seen me tryin to drive home lol........what??? .....Cops  lol fuck it.





Anyway so there bill was nice . they all had there wallets out putting  all the money together lol
So now I know they are all growin like a group.


So three people know , I bet there girlfriends know so now that will open the door for all kinds of trouble.






Thought this was funny had a good time . :toke:

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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: budgrowerwannabe] * 1
    #698975 - 12/14/13 07:27 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

hey bro, thats funny cause 2 of my buddies and i stopped by at a shop last night. just to make shit clear, only my wife knows about the grow. i mean, we kinda had to tell her because its her parents house that we are growing in and we are staying there...


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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: poor boy]
    #698978 - 12/14/13 07:50 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

lol  You kind a have to tell your girlfriend/wife. It would be crazy if you were the guys I was talkin too:jah:

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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: budgrowerwannabe] * 2
    #698987 - 12/14/13 08:53 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

ive grown mushrooms while my chick was living with me and she didnt know until i had my final dried product.

"where did you get all those mushrooms and how much did you spend?"

"i grew them and the initial cost was around 70.00."

"WTF!?"

then i was all :likeaboss: then she was like :mindblown: then i was like, "you wanna eat some?" and she was all  :fuckyeahdance: and later that night i had her all  :pantytail:. after that i decided to call some friends and the night started looking like this,  :offthehook:. towards the end of the night i asked her if she wanted some more  :youshouldtapthat: and she was like  :slowreaction:. that made me  :itwasgoodforme:. the rest the night i was gettin down like  :idhitit: until she passed out. that sure as hell didnt stop me though...  :douchewink:

it looked a little something like this,  :nosekiss:

thats how i get down...

:hahyeahwoo:


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: poor boy]
    #698991 - 12/14/13 09:01 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: poor boy]
    #698999 - 12/14/13 09:44 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

poor boy said:
ive grown mushrooms while my chick was living with me and she didnt know until i had my final dried product.

"where did you get all those mushrooms and how much did you spend?"

"i grew them and the initial cost was around 70.00."

"WTF!?"

then i was all :likeaboss: then she was like :mindblown: then i was like, "you wanna eat some?" and she was all  :fuckyeahdance: and later that night i had her all  :pantytail:. after that i decided to call some friends and the night started looking like this,  :offthehook:. towards the end of the night i asked her if she wanted some more  :youshouldtapthat: and she was like  :slowreaction:. that made me  :itwasgoodforme:. the rest the night i was gettin down like  :idhitit: until she passed out. that sure as hell didnt stop me though...  :douchewink:

it looked a little something like this,  :nosekiss:

thats how i get down...

:hahyeahwoo:






hahaha great story bud :lol:

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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: P-O]
    #699003 - 12/14/13 09:57 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

He'slike another budgrowerwannabe with a tad bit better typing skills. :rofl2:


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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #699008 - 12/14/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

I honestly thought bud wrote that.....  :lol:

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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: P-O]
    #699018 - 12/14/13 10:34 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

:highfive:


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I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: niteowl]
    #699027 - 12/14/13 10:56 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

niteowl said:
:ilold:




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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: iStoner] * 1
    #699041 - 12/14/13 11:14 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anyway so there bill was nice . they all had there wallets out putting  all the money together lol
So now I know they are all growin like a group.





lol.......I love grow partnerships with young guys. "Lets all buy a bunch of grow equipment and do the work and then divide the buds evenly". Then they figure out that they can't grow 10 lbs under a few 1000watts. Then come the nutrient costs and the fact that they aren't harvesting in a month.
Then guys start keeping track of how much work they do. Who isn't doing what they consider to be as much work as they are doing. The guy providing the spot to grow wants more now cause it's a bigger risk then he thought it was gonna be.

Then the big happy day. Harvest day!!!!! What should be a happy day is a bunch of idiots watching each other harvest thinking how they deserve "at least 10% more then him" and so on. Then comes the best time of all......Time to devide the buds........"Hey, why do you get more big buds? Why do I get the bottom shit?" and so on. Always happens, never fails.


:happyweed::prettyflyforawhiteguy::happyweed:


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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: Magash]
    #699042 - 12/14/13 11:17 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:

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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #699047 - 12/14/13 11:34 AM (10 years, 11 months ago)

I like my nice cozy small grow. Me, myself and i


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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #699067 - 12/14/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

if i didnt live in texas id grow a few. im cool with only having THE best gun laws.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: poor boy]
    #699088 - 12/14/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

Sup fuckers back from a ban . yo motheafucka :beatingtodeath:


You know who you are!!!!

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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: Magash]
    #699090 - 12/14/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Magash said:
Quote:

Anyway so there bill was nice . they all had there wallets out putting  all the money together lol
So now I know they are all growin like a group.





lol.......I love grow partnerships with young guys. "Lets all buy a bunch of grow equipment and do the work and then divide the buds evenly". Then they figure out that they can't grow 10 lbs under a few 1000watts. Then come the nutrient costs and the fact that they aren't harvesting in a month.
Then guys start keeping track of how much work they do. Who isn't doing what they consider to be as much work as they are doing. The guy providing the spot to grow wants more now cause it's a bigger risk then he thought it was gonna be.

Then the big happy day. Harvest day!!!!! What should be a happy day is a bunch of idiots watching each other harvest thinking how they deserve "at least 10% more then him" and so on. Then comes the best time of all......Time to devide the buds........"Hey, why do you get more big buds? Why do I get the bottom shit?" and so on. Always happens, never fails.


:happyweed::prettyflyforawhiteguy::happyweed:



So true.


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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: poor boy]
    #699091 - 12/14/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

poor boy said:
if i didnt live in texas id grow a few. im cool with only having THE best gun laws.



yeah well i think it's totaly bullshit that i can't own a gun because cops found capsule of molly on me.


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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: iStoner]
    #699102 - 12/14/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

:lolsy:

Sorry, that's not funny. How is the mdma in houston?


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: poor boy]
    #699108 - 12/14/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

the mdma in houston is  methylone... :lol:


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Re: Tell No one Rule LOL [Re: iStoner]
    #699116 - 12/14/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 11 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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