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 FRACTALife
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 Super Powers 
#684571 - 09/08/13 04:41 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Any super power you can think of, you can have it.
What do you choose? 
I think would choose to be a shape shifter like Mystique.
I could shift into Obama and legalize weed, I could become whoever I want.
Unlimited power. 
I would choose that or time travel (which includes the ability to freeze time). 
How about you?
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Edited by FRACTALife (09/08/13 04:42 PM)
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 Deadkndys420
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 Re: Super Powers [Re: FRACTALife]
#684574 - 09/08/13 04:47 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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FRACTALife said:
I could shift into Obama and legalize weed
Obama can't make his own laws it has to go though congress then he signs it.
Anyways I would be a Super Saiyan.
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P-O
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i alway thought being able to go invincible would be sick!!
rob banks. steal anything in the world. watch celebs finger their pussys when they think their alone. I could also get revenge on any person in the world.
Ahhhhhhh the possibilities
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FRACTALife
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Re: Super Powers [Re: P-O]
#684589 - 09/08/13 06:57 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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invincible?
I think you meant invisible
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MFDoom666
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Re: Super Powers [Re: FRACTALife] 2
#684591 - 09/08/13 07:25 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would be forever young
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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P-O
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Re: Super Powers [Re: FRACTALife]
#684592 - 09/08/13 07:28 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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FRACTALife said:
invincible?
I think you meant invisible
haha ya thats the one...... fuckin kush got me all loopy
Edited by P-O (09/08/13 07:28 PM)
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Bumble_Dick
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Re: Super Powers [Re: P-O]
#684613 - 09/08/13 10:18 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would have the power to slow down/speed up time and use it to rob banks and for speed fucking!
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Blackstatis
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Quote:
Deadkndys420 said:
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FRACTALife said:
I could shift into Obama and legalize weed
Obama can't make his own laws it has to go though congress then he signs it.
Anyways I would be a Super Saiyan.
um... you must not know about the "executive order" power a president has, that he has been abusing.
as for a super power, flying would be cool. telepathy might be cooler though.
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I'd prob pick shape shifting as well. I think shifting into different people/animanls would allow you to do so many different thangs that not every super power would allow. 
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volcomstoner
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Blackstatis said:
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Deadkndys420 said:
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FRACTALife said:
I could shift into Obama and legalize weed
Obama can't make his own laws it has to go though congress then he signs it.
Anyways I would be a Super Saiyan.
um... you must not know about the "executive order" power a president has, that he has been abusing.
as for a super power, flying would be cool. telepathy might be cooler though.
Whoa, I haven't seen you post in a while! I only remember you because of the Leftoever Crack avitar  Well nice to see you back 
my super power would be the ability to pass any drug test 
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: Super Powers [Re: MFDoom666]
#684659 - 09/09/13 01:03 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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MFDoom666 said:
I would be forever young
Best reply so far.
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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MFDoom666
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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TomCollins
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Re: Super Powers [Re: MFDoom666]
#684822 - 09/11/13 08:20 AM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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Have Magneto's powers and be able to control computers telekinetically. In this day, powers like that = win.
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andyistic said:
Ok so let me bring you idiots up to speed.
The admins are tired of this shitfest being made the joke of the weed community on the Internet.
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RasJeph
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Re: Super Powers [Re: TomCollins]
#684837 - 09/11/13 01:07 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd like a time bubble thing where I (and anything I was touching) could temporarily freeze everything around me. While time was stopped, the day never progressed (sunny for days!) and I was able to move freely.
Could go shopping anywhere for anything for free could bone on countertops of stores and stuff. Could pause time and bring my dog in the store with me. So many things.
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
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iStoner
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Re: Super Powers [Re: RasJeph] 1
#684856 - 09/11/13 01:33 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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man, if there was a super power that got me out of legal trouble, that'd be my choice.
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volcomstoner
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Re: Super Powers [Re: iStoner]
#684882 - 09/11/13 07:00 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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iStoner said:
man, if there was a super power that got me out of legal trouble, that'd be my choice.
That's what I'm sayin bro!
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TomCollins
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volcomstoner said:
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iStoner said:
man, if there was a super power that got me out of legal trouble, that'd be my choice.
That's what I'm sayin bro!
I guess having lots of money would be the mechanism of this power.
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andyistic said:
Ok so let me bring you idiots up to speed.
The admins are tired of this shitfest being made the joke of the weed community on the Internet.
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MFDoom666
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Re: Super Powers [Re: TomCollins] 1
#684903 - 09/12/13 12:55 AM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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That and being white
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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volcomstoner
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Re: Super Powers [Re: TomCollins]
#684906 - 09/12/13 01:08 AM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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DonkeyDong69 said:
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volcomstoner said:
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iStoner said:
man, if there was a super power that got me out of legal trouble, that'd be my choice.
That's what I'm sayin bro!
I guess having lots of money would be the mechanism of this power.
Eh, being in a position of never getting legal charges, and in a position of having very high sums of money are basically interchangeable because either way you'll have both
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TomCollins
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Re: Super Powers [Re: MFDoom666]
#684909 - 09/12/13 01:17 AM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
MFDoom666 said:
That and being white
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andyistic said:
Ok so let me bring you idiots up to speed.
The admins are tired of this shitfest being made the joke of the weed community on the Internet.
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Super Powers [Re: TomCollins]
#684926 - 09/12/13 08:34 AM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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The ability to stop time. I would have sex with every woman on the planet.
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Mostly the hot ones, but ya know, I might get bored of that eventually.
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TomCollins
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
Mostly the hot ones, but ya know, I might get bored of that eventually.
With that attitude you may get bored of women and even humans altogether. How many layers of fucked up will you traverse before you undo the undoing of time itself clock master?
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andyistic said:
Ok so let me bring you idiots up to speed.
The admins are tired of this shitfest being made the joke of the weed community on the Internet.
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P-O
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good answer ^
Id like to own this bad boy
Id go back and fuck up history like a champ 
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Super Powers [Re: TomCollins]
#685043 - 09/13/13 08:55 AM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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DonkeyDong69 said:
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
Mostly the hot ones, but ya know, I might get bored of that eventually.
With that attitude you may get bored of women and even humans altogether. How many layers of fucked up will you traverse before you undo the undoing of time itself clock master?
Well there are unlimited options there. With ultimate control of time you could ascend to the highest levels of athletic mastery as well. Become the first person to hit 500 homeruns in one season, score 15 goals in one soccer match etc.
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TomCollins
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Good point. Though, I think ascending the levels of atheltic mastery without constraint of time or obstructive competition might get boring too and demotivating... because who knows how long you'll be in that batting cage practicing, while the world stands still around you.
I suppose you could become the proverbial Renaissance man, and simply continue learning for enternity, because really there is no shortage of know and what to be obtained, but could one live with such knowledge? Hard to say I think.
But if you imagine something like, you wake up to your alarm clock at some forsaken hour of the morning, having slept only 3 hours and realizing you have to be at work in half an hour... then feeze, go back to sleep wake up at noon and pass the lack of time with some after that  ... probably what I would end up doing a majority of the time if that was my super power.
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andyistic said:
Ok so let me bring you idiots up to speed.
The admins are tired of this shitfest being made the joke of the weed community on the Internet.
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Re: Super Powers [Re: TomCollins]
#685046 - 09/13/13 09:24 AM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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I would want the ability to make weed grow at exponential rates, from seed to harvest in a day.
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iStoner
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Re: Super Powers [Re: MFDoom666]
#685123 - 09/14/13 07:17 AM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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DonkeyDong69 said:
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volcomstoner said:
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iStoner said:
man, if there was a super power that got me out of legal trouble, that'd be my choice.
That's what I'm sayin bro!
I guess having lots of money would be the mechanism of this power.
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MFDoom666 said:
That and being white
hello, i'm the middle class.
recovering from financial rape,
but im white. so it's okay right?
if only
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Super Powers [Re: TomCollins]
#685142 - 09/14/13 10:56 AM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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DonkeyDong69 said:
Good point. Though, I think ascending the levels of atheltic mastery without constraint of time or obstructive competition might get boring too and demotivating... because who knows how long you'll be in that batting cage practicing, while the world stands still around you.
I suppose you could become the proverbial Renaissance man, and simply continue learning for enternity, because really there is no shortage of know and what to be obtained, but could one live with such knowledge? Hard to say I think.
But if you imagine something like, you wake up to your alarm clock at some forsaken hour of the morning, having slept only 3 hours and realizing you have to be at work in half an hour... then feeze, go back to sleep wake up at noon and pass the lack of time with some after that ... probably what I would end up doing a majority of the time if that was my super power.
Oh man, you'd actually get in a cage and practice? No practice, you just step up to the plate, as the ball reaches the plate you stop time, make sure your bat is lined up perfectly with the ball, and then start time again. Boom, homerun. In the superbowl about to accidentally throw an interception? Nope, stop time and move that defensemen's hands out of the way. You don't have to actually be good at the sport man, you can fucking control TIME.
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nannybooboo
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Just become a cop and you could get away with anything.
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nannybooboo
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Re: Super Powers [Re: FRACTALife]
#685296 - 09/15/13 02:45 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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Seriously though, I'd choose to be a hybrid child of water, earth, air, and fire bending all mixed into one.
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RasJeph
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
The ability to stop time. I would have sex with every woman on the planet.
I guess it'd be a while before we got to a sloppy second situation...
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