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Harry_Ba11sach
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I just got the best head EVAR!!!!
#68032 - 06/28/08 12:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I came so hard I think she has a concussion. When she regains consciousness I'll ask her
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#68035 - 06/28/08 12:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i could have had sex all night with this freaky girl last night, but... most of my friends had already fucked her, and one of them is dirty.
she wanted it in her ass too. what a slut lol.
i left her at one bar and went to another, got drunk and got high instead, smoked some jack frost and kief.
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: usg543]
#68049 - 06/28/08 12:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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were you as enthusiastic about it as the stormtrooper in your avatar?
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usg543
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#68053 - 06/28/08 12:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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learn (how) to use quickreply
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: usg543]
#68054 - 06/28/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah i thought about that after i posted it. haha. thanks for pointing it out cause i was too lazy to check
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#68056 - 06/28/08 12:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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but yes, I was
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#68058 - 06/28/08 12:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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hahaha
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Toiletduk
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#68106 - 06/28/08 01:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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If only they had it so you could respond to a post individually instead of using the quick reply.
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#68436 - 06/29/08 02:46 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Harry_Ba11sach said: I came so hard I think she has a concussion. When she regains consciousness I'll ask her
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: 0xYg3n]
#69504 - 07/01/08 02:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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jesus, I used to hang out with this girl and go for hikes and sweet shit like that. Ever since I made my move we've done mothing but and
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#69505 - 07/01/08 02:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#69506 - 07/01/08 03:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Did you get it in her eye?
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
#69517 - 07/01/08 03:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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nope, and good thing too, because she'd probably be dead
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#69519 - 07/01/08 03:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i jus got sum bomby head as a wake up call w00t w00t
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#69532 - 07/01/08 03:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Harry_Ba11sach said: nope, and good thing too, because she'd probably be dead
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
#69912 - 07/02/08 09:56 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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c'mon, I couldn't stop the joke just when it was getting so good
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still beLIEve
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#69965 - 07/02/08 12:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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best head i ever got was from a mexican bitch in a gas station
true story
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: still beLIEve]
#69972 - 07/02/08 12:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I haven't really got head. Probably never will either.
Some days it drives me crazy that I may very well never get head.
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still beLIEve
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: kidaihuan]
#69974 - 07/02/08 12:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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thats a sad story man
ask your wife to go down on you brah
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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kidaihuan
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: still beLIEve]
#69981 - 07/02/08 12:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Dude, I have. She just won't.
Seriously, she is really really against it. She hasn't told me exactly what it is, but I thing it's something about losing face... somehow.
I still return the favor, however, since it's not going to change her mind if I don't and a couple times when I was really nice she gave a lick for a couple seconds.
We'll see. I'll spend my life trying.
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still beLIEve
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: kidaihuan]
#69984 - 07/02/08 12:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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thats really weird
i dont think i could marry a bitch who wouldnt give me head
i mean, that is an important part of a relationship. how you gonna get off if shes on her period?
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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kidaihuan
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: still beLIEve]
#69989 - 07/02/08 12:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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What the fuck do you have against period sex?
And she's cool with HJs, just not BJs.
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MFDoom666
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: kidaihuan]
#69991 - 07/02/08 12:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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still beLIEve
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: kidaihuan]
#69992 - 07/02/08 12:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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kidaihuan said: What the fuck do you have against period sex?
And she's cool with HJs, just not BJs.
well, first off i dont like blood on my penis. second of all thats just nasty.
and third of all my bitch gives some sick head, so i just take period time as blow time.
and HJ <<<<<<<<<< BJ
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: still beLIEve]
#69994 - 07/02/08 12:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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still beLIEve said: and HJ <<<<<<<<<< BJ
Stop bragging.
But really, period sex ain't that bad. Just do it in the bathroom for easy cleanup or in the shower if you don't like blood.
Fuck this, I'm making a thread about this shit and we're going to see what people think of period sex.
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bananatelephone
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: kidaihuan]
#69998 - 07/02/08 12:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i am a girl, and i would not want to have sex while on my period....
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still beLIEve
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: bananatelephone]
#69999 - 07/02/08 12:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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bananatelephone said: i am a girl, and i would not want to have sex while on my period....
that too, even if i wanted period sex, my girl wouldnt let me
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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still beLIEve
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: kidaihuan]
#70000 - 07/02/08 12:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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kidaihuan said:
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still beLIEve said: and HJ <<<<<<<<<< BJ
Stop bragging.
i wasnt bragging, i just dont see HJs different that doing it yourself.
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: still beLIEve]
#70005 - 07/02/08 12:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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yea i would feel like i was being mean to the guy..or something... like he was having to endure some sort of pain.
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kidaihuan
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: still beLIEve]
#70009 - 07/02/08 12:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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still beLIEve said:
Quote:
bananatelephone said: i am a girl, and i would not want to have sex while on my period....
that too, even if i wanted period sex, my girl wouldnt let me
Well, maybe I'm not that bad off then. I give up the opportunity for BJs, but I gain the opportunity for some kinky shit.
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: bananatelephone]
#70011 - 07/02/08 01:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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bananatelephone said: yea i would feel like i was being mean to the guy..or something... like he was having to endure some sort of pain.
He can do it himself.
Don't whore yourself out over pity.
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bananatelephone
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: kidaihuan]
#70019 - 07/02/08 01:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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oh not handjobs, i mean period sex is enduring some sort of pain.
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kidaihuan
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: bananatelephone]
#70022 - 07/02/08 01:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I thought you meant you gave BJs during your period because you thought the guy would endure pain by not getting laid.
So to your second point... why would it be painful? And since the blood doesn't come from him, why would it be painful to HIM?
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bananatelephone
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: kidaihuan]
#70027 - 07/02/08 01:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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idk, like its SOO gross, that it is painful....i guess.
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kidaihuan
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: bananatelephone]
#70029 - 07/02/08 01:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not to everyone.
I can stand the sight of blood and so can my wife.
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usg543
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: kidaihuan]
#70243 - 07/02/08 04:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
kidaihuan said: I haven't really got head. Probably never will either.
Some days it drives me crazy that I may very well never get head.
you're missing out.
head is the best.
i think it's great foreplay as well. every time i have sex i get a little sucky sucky to start things off.
deep throating/hummers/ball licking/ball sucking
you are missing out, big.
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kidaihuan
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: usg543]
#70244 - 07/02/08 04:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
usg543 said:
Quote:
kidaihuan said: I haven't really got head. Probably never will either.
Some days it drives me crazy that I may very well never get head.
you're missing out.
head is the best.
i think it's great foreplay as well. every time i have sex i get a little sucky sucky to start things off.
deep throating/hummers/ball licking/ball sucking
you are missing out, big.
Dunno. Having that as part of the foreplay would totally kill the mood for her - it's not worth it.
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still beLIEve
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: usg543]
#70253 - 07/02/08 04:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
usg543 said:
Quote:
kidaihuan said: I haven't really got head. Probably never will either.
Some days it drives me crazy that I may very well never get head.
you're missing out.
head is the best.
i think it's great foreplay as well. every time i have sex i get a little sucky sucky to start things off.
deep throating/hummers/ball licking/ball sucking
you are missing out, big.
yeah deep throating kicks ass
and i agree, great for forplay, makes things easier
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: still beLIEve]
#70259 - 07/02/08 04:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah especially if the girl isn't wet, if she sucks that dick a little it slides in great. you could lick her, but if she's a dirty bitch you better not.
for me if i get my dick sucked for a few minutes it gets me more in the mood, more aggressive, and harder. i last longer in bed as well. i just LOVE head.
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still beLIEve
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: usg543]
#70266 - 07/02/08 04:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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all true statements brah. all very fookin true
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: still beLIEve]
#70475 - 07/02/08 08:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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muff diving FTW
then kiss her on the lip
if that doesnt work then just get her on a diet only consisting of hotdogs, carrots corn dogs, bananas and salted nuts
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andyistic
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: Mof]
#70540 - 07/02/08 09:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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MILF diving?
Sounds awful!
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Coaster
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: kidaihuan]
#70610 - 07/02/08 10:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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kidaihuan said: I haven't really got head. Probably never will either.
Some days it drives me crazy that I may very well never get head.
dam bro thats lame, if u want her to suck that shit u gotta give her some incentive
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: Coaster]
#70612 - 07/02/08 10:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Coaster
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: usg543]
#70615 - 07/02/08 10:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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dood i whip out my cock and say suck it then most girls run away then i whip the whip cream out and lather it up then i cant pull them away
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andyistic
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: Coaster]
#70617 - 07/02/08 10:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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... vomits ...
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: Coaster]
#70621 - 07/02/08 10:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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when i whip it out and say suck it...
usually they suck it.
if i had a can of whip cream i'd just suck all the nitrous out, while i was orgasming.... hmm gotta try that now.
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Coaster
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: usg543]
#70623 - 07/02/08 10:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol i no i was tryin to make a hycoo or sumthin
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Re: I just got the best head EVAR!!!! [Re: usg543]
#71074 - 07/03/08 08:51 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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usg543 said:
if i had a can of whip cream i'd just suck all the nitrous out, while i was orgasming.... hmm gotta try that now.
good call brah
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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