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 RasJeph
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 camping with scumbag steve 
#679991 - 07/31/13 07:18 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lmao wow. I'll try to keep this short but I just literally was camping with the worst person ever so I wanna tell you guys.
We all go up to my bros family camp once a year as a vaca. It's the one time my inner crew really gets together except the holidays.
So we get there and some of my buddies family is there. There's this thuggish dude in tims and 59fifty shit. He was really intense and drank a whole bunch of my friends liquor because she said he could have some. He kept running a chainsaw and cutting nothing, then almost sawed up my friends cooler.
He told us he had to go to court the next day, but he would be back with a bottle of liquor. Oh god. We all were wicked happy he was gone. It was way past his court time the next day and he didn't come back.
So he gets dropped off. Fuck. It's getting dark and we were all super drunk. He starts building the fire like 9 feet tall, and tells us to fuck off its his house he will burn all the wood if he wants to. He drank all my friends beers, and smoked all their smokes Lmao. I kept giving him weed hoping it'd knock him out but he just kept getting more and more faded.
Then the only things coming out of his mouth was about how he was gonna beat up one of my friends. We were all about to smash his fucking skull in, but we had to respect that it was my friends cousin. He just kept going for like 4 hours.
Finally he went inside to play ps3. We all went to sleep with loaded guns lol he said he had a .38 but we had 2 aks and 4 shot guns he didn't know about thank god.
He kept shooting fireworks and burning himself so bad. He shot himself with an airsoft gun in the face.
Lmao he was the worst person ove ever met I think.
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MFDoom666
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Re: camping with scumbag steve [Re: RasJeph]
#679998 - 07/31/13 07:39 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol, sounds like a hoot.
I've met the like plenty of times.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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RasJeph
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Re: camping with scumbag steve [Re: MFDoom666]
#680000 - 07/31/13 07:48 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ya I know a bunch of them but none as intense as this one. He got 3 years probation for violent crime too, forgot to mention that.
Idk he kinda liked me. Dudes like that generally tend to accept me for whatever reason.
I brought a girl with me but she left before he got back. Thank god. She doesn't give 2 fucks about anything she would have knocked him out herself if she had been there. She was up to visit from the south. You guys have some spicy ladies down there.
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Re: camping with scumbag steve [Re: RasJeph]
#680005 - 07/31/13 08:04 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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We definitely do 
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: camping with scumbag steve [Re: MFDoom666]
#680013 - 07/31/13 08:35 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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What a goober. I can't stand people like that. He better have brought some good ass sauce with him
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eNtranceAsexit
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Re: camping with scumbag steve [Re: GreenHorns]
#680055 - 08/01/13 01:03 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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what a goober indeed. 
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Re: camping with scumbag steve [Re: funnyfart]
#680072 - 08/01/13 02:23 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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"Goober"? 
That's an asshat that doesn't know he's leaving skidmarks on your forehead.
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Fazed
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Re: camping with scumbag steve [Re: RasJeph]
#680101 - 08/01/13 06:11 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh god he sounds awful! I think I would have just left or something, just subtly tell the other friends I'm leaving and ditch!
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RasJeph
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Re: camping with scumbag steve [Re: Fazed]
#680113 - 08/01/13 07:12 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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I was way too drunk to peace out and I rode up with the girl who'd left, was getting a ride home from my buddy.
Had I been sober and with my own car, I'd have definitely left. Its like 20 miles from anything so walking wasn't an option.
Whatever. I'm sure he'll be in jail very shortly.
We all left the next morning because we knew we were probably going to kill him if we stayed another day. We just ended up back at my house in the lawn. Not as cool and can't shoot guns, but it worked.
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Re: camping with scumbag steve [Re: nannybooboo]
#680278 - 08/03/13 04:18 AM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
nannybooboo said:
"Goober"?
That's an asshat that doesn't know he's leaving skidmarks on your forehead.
hey goober where's the meat?!
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Re: camping with scumbag steve [Re: RasJeph]
#680290 - 08/03/13 09:20 AM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ah well, it seems like you did the best you could in that situation. 
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