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RasJeph
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howd you pass your piss test?
#676891 - 07/02/13 06:57 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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A friend made a thread on another forum I moderate but they don't allow drug talk. I sent him here but I figured it'd be nice to have a thread for him when he came.
He has access to clean piss I think, he just needs to know how to keep it warm. It's for a job not probation so its more chill.
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P-O
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Re: howd you pass your piss test? [Re: RasJeph]
#676892 - 07/02/13 07:06 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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keep the temp 92-98.... strap in on with a heat pad
if the piss is older then a day or 2 it wont work... use synthetic then
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Deadkndys420
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Re: howd you pass your piss test? [Re: P-O]
#676893 - 07/02/13 07:09 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hand warmers work great to keep it warm.
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GreenHorns
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Re: howd you pass your piss test? [Re: Deadkndys420]
#676894 - 07/02/13 07:27 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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I second fake piss. The one I got had a heat pad and rubber band included.
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Grand Nagus
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Re: howd you pass your piss test? [Re: GreenHorns]
#676948 - 07/03/13 06:40 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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this is what I used for probation 3 years ago..
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GreenHorns
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Re: howd you pass your piss test? [Re: Grand Nagus]
#676966 - 07/03/13 11:15 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Exactly what I used to land the job in at now. If you use the cap provided just don't let any liquid slurp back in making obvious not pissing noises.
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Deadkndys420
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Re: howd you pass your piss test? [Re: Grand Nagus]
#676967 - 07/03/13 11:18 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have read stories about people having "inconclusive" test results with quick fix.
I also read that it didn't foam for some people when the tester shook it.
IMO real dehydrated urine is the way to go if it is being sent to a lab.
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P-O
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Re: howd you pass your piss test? [Re: Deadkndys420]
#676971 - 07/03/13 11:27 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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I used this
I also heard (SOME) older versions of quick fix didnt pass if sent to a lab.... the fake piss didnt have close to the normal creatine levels and it came back as fake..... but apparently they fixed the problem now...
(only time they check the creatine levels is if they send it to lab)..... most jobs just do the quick tests. My piss container was the test, they just pulled up this tab on the back to see if it it test positive for anything. Most jobs wont spent the $$$$$ to get it lab tested (not here at least).
Edited by P-O (07/03/13 11:43 AM)
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GreenHorns
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Re: howd you pass your piss test? [Re: P-O] 1
#676975 - 07/03/13 11:35 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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The temp agency that has a contract with my company did swabs on all the temps for this rush. Scared the shit out of my buddy but he still passed somehow. Watch out for Manpower if your looking for temp work.
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Deadkndys420
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Re: howd you pass your piss test? [Re: GreenHorns]
#676977 - 07/03/13 11:51 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
GreenHorns said: Watch out for Manpower if your looking for temp work.
I'll keep that in mind. There is one not too far away from me.
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