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 P-O
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 Drug test 
#674676 - 06/15/13 08:20 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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Got a drug test next week...
I got 2 different kinds of synthetic piss. I know it works perfectly.... my only concern is the temperature .
It comes with a heating pad.... so when should i activate the heating pad? anyone have any problems the temp being to low or to high?
Any storys about cheating on a drug test ?
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 Grand Nagus
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 Re: Drug test [Re: P-O] 1
#674685 - 06/15/13 09:09 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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I used one tht involved a heating pack once and I attached it to the bottle with a rubber band. I broke up the heat packet before I went in to see po in the lobby bath room. sat through a 20 min meating and i could feel the deal Gettin hot next to my junk(uncomfortable!) while sittin there. I think the deal I used can get up to 105deg, but through heat transfer it loses a few degrees and levels out at 'round 98 deg
if you have two of them why not test one to get a feel if the drug test is real
important ?
and do the bottles have fish tank thermostats on them? mine did.. for multiple use..
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still beLIEve
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Yes I've done it many times, i go to the nearest gas station and heat the piss up for 10-12 seconds in the microwave, then i out it in a sock with the heating pad and stick it in my one size too tight briefs and it works like a charm every time. They may or may not ask you to empty your pockets, but they will never follow you in the bathroom or check your package.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Deadkndys420
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Piss in a condom under my balls always worked for me.
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Manitou
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Quote:
Deadkndys420 said:
Piss in a condom under my balls always worked for me.
Stay classy san diego
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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joshisstoned
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Re: Drug test [Re: Manitou]
#674731 - 06/16/13 09:29 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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I found that tucking this small, clear Elmer's glue looking bottle for the piss between my nutsack and leg kept it right at98 lik my body. It nestles perfectly on my body in my groin area. I use my balls and leg as Ty warmer. Takes longer, but more authentic.
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Edited by joshisstoned (06/16/13 09:30 AM)
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NameInUse
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I microwave it for 10 seconds and tuck it in an ace bandage around my inner thigh.
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P-O
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Re: Drug test [Re: NameInUse]
#674735 - 06/16/13 10:20 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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so do they check the temp as soon as you give your sample?
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Deadkndys420
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#674737 - 06/16/13 10:28 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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Usually there is a temp strip on the cup. So I would assume so.
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NameInUse
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#674744 - 06/16/13 11:14 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's the first thing they look at.
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P-O
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Re: Drug test [Re: NameInUse]
#674749 - 06/16/13 11:24 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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fuck im nervous !!!
This 65k a year job depends on me passing this test.
Side note: I had to sign a contact that if i get fired or quit before a year... i have to PAY my boss $1000. does this not seem like alot to anyone else?
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drawde
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O] 1
#674760 - 06/16/13 01:55 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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No
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King Koopa said:
The amount of pot that Gask smokes is equivalent to a guy shooting heroin on weekends
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volcomstoner
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Re: Drug test [Re: drawde] 1
#674762 - 06/16/13 02:03 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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65k a year and you couldn't quit smoking pot for a month? 
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NameInUse
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Don't be nervous, just use the Canadian quick fix, it has urea that you add to beat the "fake piss test"
Be as calm as you can, the lady let me close the door last time.
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joshisstoned
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Re: Drug test [Re: NameInUse]
#674792 - 06/16/13 04:58 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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I couldn't quit smoking weed for a month unless it was in the six figures.....dead serious. Why torture myself for less?
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PoloDown
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Man I quit for a whole month for an extra $9 an hour. 65k sounds beyond worth it to me. Fuck hourly that sounds like salary.
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P-O
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Quote:
volcomstoner said:
65k a year and you couldn't quit smoking pot for a month?
just got the job last week....
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GreenHorns
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#674808 - 06/16/13 06:03 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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The one time I did it I wore boxer briefs with the crotch hole sewn up on one side and closed up with a big safety pin on the other. The heating pad lasted well over an hour with mine. Just make sure you don't let air slurp back into the container!! I almost did that with the nurse on the other side of an open door listening to me piss.
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: Drug test [Re: PoloDown]
#674809 - 06/16/13 06:04 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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Have you already moved??? or is that not happening?
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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P-O
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me? na i still gotta sell this house first.... prob move westward after its sold
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