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 TribalSeed
SoulJah
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 Re: Drug test  [Re: Sham87]
#676041 - 06/24/13 10:43 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sham87 said:
Good luck brotha. Don't over think it and act natural and you will be fine.
Being a test for a job and not a probation test, the people will most likely tell you to that the bathroom is down the hall to the left.
Definitely just be cool. Depends on the job, but as long as its not a huge "official" job or anything like that you'll be cool and alone. Just don't flush!!!!lol.
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 Hawksresurrection
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Let us know how it went.
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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Sham87
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676077 - 06/25/13 11:36 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes! good vibes!
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676110 - 06/25/13 04:27 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Howd it go PO??
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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TribalSeed
SoulJah
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hawksapprentice said:
Howd it go PO??
Yeah I am curious. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for ya.
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P-O
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first of all, the day started off fucked... time is a hour behind so the wife told me to leave a hour early..... so i got up at 3:30 and was gone by 4am (3 hr drive). at 6am i realized that because its hour behind i should have left at 6 am.... so i had to kill 2 hrs before. 
On to the test:
Got the piss ready 2 hrs before i got there... after signing sheets the (Sexy) girl asked if i wanted to do drug test now or later..... i choose right then. I filled the cup up to the line and checked the temp (102 degrees).... SO i spent 2 mins blowing on this hot piss till it was 98.... I went to the desk and asked her some dumb questions (killing few mins to further lower the temp).
By the time she got it she said "temp is perfect..... thanks PO" . As soon as she said that i asked if i could grab my water outta my truck. Soon as i got there i ripped the piss bag off and took a deep breath 
So I can pretty much say i passed (these fake pisses have been used countless times on the rigs).
I got sat down and was told to do 2 courses then write 2 written tests with 2 other guys ...... I fucking shit u not on this. Once the one girl left the room the younger girl came up and asked if i wanted the answers to the tests.... She gave me both test with ALL the answers!!! i wrote em word for word on mine ... 100% x 2! ( i must just be cute with my new haircutt)
So im officially im on the oil rigs.... I start next week! 
Edited by P-O (06/25/13 09:34 PM)
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P-O
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676117 - 06/25/13 06:23 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh ya..... TIME TO GET HIGH
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Deadkndys420
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676119 - 06/25/13 06:25 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nice man.
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Sham87
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Quote:
Deadkndys420 said:
Nice man.
Congrats Positive. Keep on truckin'
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P-O
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Re: Drug test [Re: Sham87]
#676130 - 06/25/13 06:45 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Time to get higher then a MOTHERFUCKER 
Kratom and full melt bubble hash it is 
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GreenHorns
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Registered: 01/10/13
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Re: Drug test [Re: Sham87]
#676131 - 06/25/13 06:46 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fuck yes!! Makin the big bucks!
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P-O
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Edited by P-O (06/25/13 09:33 PM)
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Hawksresurrection
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Awesome dude, they're pretty easy to pass.
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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Deadkndys420
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Quote:
hawksapprentice said:
Awesome dude, they're pretty easy to pass.
I heard labs can tell the difference between real and fake piss. Something about not having uric acid and some fake piss doesn't foam when shaken.
Dehydrated real urine is a much safer bet imho.
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Hawksresurrection
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Nah, they work great. The labs will get a new thing to try and detect it, then they'll fix it, then they'll find something else, then they'll fix it. But it seems like they have been pretty stable for awhile.
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KaptKid
Spaced Pirate
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 Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676142 - 06/25/13 07:34 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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good to hear you did so good.
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volcomstoner
Just one more xanax
Registered: 03/30/09
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Loc: Gaybec
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676144 - 06/25/13 08:03 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hell yeah congrats on the new job bro!
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P-O
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Re: Drug test [Re: KaptKid]
#676148 - 06/25/13 08:13 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thanks boys....
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volcomstoner
Just one more xanax
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Re: Drug test [Re: P-O]
#676166 - 06/25/13 09:29 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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I just took a piss test today for treatment and goddamn it felt great to not worry about failing. I'd be WAY too stressed out to do it any other way bit whatever works I guess.
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P-O
Registered: 10/08/11
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u used a piss bag?
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