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#673254 - 05/31/13 10:56 PM (11 years, 5 months ago) |
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Up north in the UP on vacation.
Found a party last night.
Was on ambien among other things.
All of a sudden on a walk with a girl from the party when this huge fat lesbian cunt from the party ran up behind me and jumped on me and started beating the shit out of me. 
Didn't fight back.
Fast forward to tonight, I have a broken wrist and on Vicodin.
Just want to go home at this point.
My flight is tomorrow.
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King Koopa
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I dont think anyone know wtf UP is. But, great story!
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some girl beat ur ass at a party and broke your wrist... 
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itsaconspiracy
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 Re: Well shit [Re: P-O]
#673259 - 05/31/13 11:12 PM (11 years, 5 months ago) |
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PositiveOutlook said:
some girl beat ur ass at a party
naw man there is some hulk like lesbians out there man.
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Re: Well shit [Re: P-O] 2
#673260 - 05/31/13 11:12 PM (11 years, 5 months ago) |
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Like I said, great fucking story. This is what the Growery needs: more Fractal stories involving him getting beat up by girls
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theses defiantly more to this story.
he prob called her bitch when he was all pilled out
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Re: Well shit [Re: P-O] 1
#673263 - 05/31/13 11:14 PM (11 years, 5 months ago) |
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He was probably walking with the girl the alleged lesbo came with.
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itsaconspiracy
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FRACTALife we need more details
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#673266 - 05/31/13 11:17 PM (11 years, 5 months ago) |
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he prob pissed all over the toilet seat ... and butchy sat in his piss...
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itsaconspiracy
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Re: Well shit [Re: P-O]
#673267 - 05/31/13 11:22 PM (11 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Well shit [Re: P-O]
#673268 - 05/31/13 11:23 PM (11 years, 5 months ago) |
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no matter the story
ANOTHER CLASSIC THREAD BY FRACTAL 
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FRACTALife
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King Koopa said:
He was probably walking with the girl the alleged lesbo came with.
The cutest lesbo licked my ear and groped my junk. Her name was Sunndy.
She was tiny.
Then the OTHER massively huge other lesbo who was the sister of the girl who threw the party, who apparently everyone knew was crazy, thought I was a drug dealer. That was her demented reasoning.
Why did she think that? Because I said since they were giving me free beers I offered for free to anyone the Xanax I never use but I am still prescribed. Fast forward 10 mins I am on walk with other girl and the crazy lesbo sister runs up from behind me and stared wailing on me. The punches and scraped up elbow didn't hurt, all I could focus on was wrist pain.
The other people all pulled her off of me. Though she did try to chase after me. A nice really drunk dude walked me toward hotel.
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Edited by FRACTALife (05/31/13 11:27 PM)
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itsaconspiracy
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#673270 - 05/31/13 11:25 PM (11 years, 5 months ago) |
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PositiveOutlook said:
ANOTHER CLASSIC THREAD BY FRACTAL
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FRACTALife
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Thanks guys, for cheering me up. This was actually a pretty rough day for me. Emotionally and physically. Can't wait to get home this evening (it's 130am here) so I can smoke my bud and be at peace at home with my family, and hopefully this Vicodin script will help. I néed to fill it here in morning. They just gave me one at ER and their pharmacy was closed. .
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King Koopa
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Quote:
FRACTALife said:
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King Koopa said:
He was probably walking with the girl the alleged lesbo came with.
The cutest lesbo licked my ear and groped my junk. Her name was Sunndy.
She was tiny.
Then the OTHER massively huge other lesbo who was the sister of the girl who threw the party, who apparently everyone knew was crazy, thought I was a drug dealer. That was her demented reasoning.
Why did she think that? Because I said since they were giving me free beers I offered for free to anyone the Xanax I never use but I am still prescribed. Fast forward 10 mins I am on walk with other girl and the crazy lesbo sister runs up from behind me and stared wailing on me. The punches and scraped up elbow didn't hurt, all I could focus on was wrist pain.
The other people all pulled her off of me. Though she did try to chase after me. A nice really drunk dude walked me toward hotel.
Nice. This is gold, bro. Now explain what you were doing at a lesbian party
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itsaconspiracy
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Quote:
King Koopa said:
Now explain what you were doing at a lesbian party
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FRACTALife
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I met that nice drunk guy at a bar who invited me. Didn't know 9/10 chicks were lesbian there, but was told I had a possibly of getting a BJ there. Plus I was drunk, pilled, and stupid.
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thought I was a drug dealer. That was her demented reasoning.
Why did she think that? Because I said since they were giving me free beers I offered for free to anyone the Xanax
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itsaconspiracy
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Quote:
FRACTALife said:
I met that nice drunk guy at a bar who invited me...
..but was told I had a possibly of getting a BJ there..
tryin to score with lesbians drunk guy at the bar was probably gay and he was going to give you a bj at the party
Edited by itsaconspiracy (05/31/13 11:40 PM)
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King Koopa
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I met that nice drunk guy at a bar who invited me. Didn't know 9/10 chicks were lesbian there, but was told I had a possibly of getting a BJ there. Plus I was drunk, pilled, and stupid.
Happens to the best of us, seriously. Guy like me wouldn't give a fuck if she was asian, lesbian or not.
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