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RasJeph
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man I hate fighting bees
#669509 - 05/07/13 09:34 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have a really bad fear of bees. I mean, one of those fears where you kinda lose control of your muscles and involuntarily scream. I was standing there crushing my phone in my fist for like a whole minute before I realized I shouldn't squeeze it. I know its stupid, and a bee is only a bee, but damn. I hear the buzzing and I just kinda lock up or run screaming. My cat and dog were super interested in a large flying thing...went to inspect and yup, it was a bee.
Home alone, I had to smash it before it got to a place I couldn't see it. Having to fight bees is like my number one fear.
IDK lol. Just feeling the after effects of a huge adrenaline rush and had to tell someone. Crazy how burnt out you feel after your mind and body give everything its got for a minute or two. I wanna take a nap and I only woke up an hour or so ago.
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RasJeph
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Re: man I hate fighting bees [Re: RasJeph]
#669510 - 05/07/13 09:35 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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It was a yellow jacket btw. A bigger one than normal ones too. Not those monster sized ones, but in between. IDK what the difference is, but fuck me its scary. I saved it in an empty glass bottle, and even its dead trapped corpse freaks me out.
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FRACTALife
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Re: man I hate fighting bees [Re: RasJeph]
#669514 - 05/07/13 09:56 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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Now that the sunny weather is here there are hornets making homes in my mailbox, side of the house, gutter, grill, it's a mess! So I feel you Ras. Gonna have to go all Rambo on their asses.
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Angus
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Re: man I hate fighting bees [Re: RasJeph]
#669515 - 05/07/13 09:59 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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I had one of those nasty yellow jacket nests in the ground out back. Usually pour some gas down them but it was right over my well. I ran an extension cord out there and plugged in a shop vac. With the extension cord unplgged I turned on the shop vac and laid the hose right up against the opening to the hole. Then I went in and plugged in the extension cord. The bees would hear the vacuum and come flying out of the hole and get sucked inside. I let it run for 3 hours and had a solid 4 inches of yellow jackets in the bottom of the shop vac. I hate those bastards
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RasJeph
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Re: man I hate fighting bees [Re: Angus]
#669518 - 05/07/13 10:11 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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Haha that sounds like fun to watch at least.
If they're outside I'm a little better, but when they're in my house I flip out. I usually make anyone else there kill them for me. Including women and children.
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Re: man I hate fighting bees [Re: RasJeph]
#669520 - 05/07/13 10:11 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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Maestro
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Re: man I hate fighting bees [Re: Magash]
#669523 - 05/07/13 10:17 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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My mom is allergic to bee stings, and she got stung in the eye once. That was probably the scariest thing I have ever seen, it looked like her head was gonna explode.
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PoloDown
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Re: man I hate fighting bees [Re: Maestro]
#669535 - 05/07/13 10:48 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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yellow jackets are different from bees, but maybe i didnt read the thread thoroughly and you mentioned that.
we need bees! they are mother natures little soldiers.
my dad and i work in the garden around massive amounts of honey bees, they just chill out and buzz around
i can understand a phobia though lol
Edited by PoloDown (05/07/13 10:48 AM)
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RasJeph
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Re: man I hate fighting bees [Re: PoloDown]
#669588 - 05/07/13 05:16 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh, yeah. Honey bees and bumblebees are pretty rad. I'm fine with them. I guess wasps is the word but bees is more fun to say.
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GreenHorns
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Re: man I hate fighting bees [Re: RasJeph]
#669611 - 05/07/13 07:53 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rode through 2 swarms of bees in the last couple weeks. Die offs my ass they're still a plenty.
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Re: man I hate fighting bees [Re: GreenHorns]
#669612 - 05/07/13 08:00 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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Harvard made some robotic bees,
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RasJeph
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Re: man I hate fighting bees [Re: Deadkndys420]
#669617 - 05/07/13 08:38 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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What we should do is make robotic wasps that are designed to kill real wasps.
I know even the most annoying link in the great animal kingdom plays an essential role, but fuck, I don't know what positive wasps do.
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Deadkndys420
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Re: man I hate fighting bees [Re: RasJeph]
#669619 - 05/07/13 08:44 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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Some make honey.
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GreenHorns
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Re: man I hate fighting bees [Re: Deadkndys420]
#669620 - 05/07/13 08:46 PM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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They keep us on our toes haha gotta hate something.
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PoloDown
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Re: man I hate fighting bees [Re: GreenHorns]
#669712 - 05/08/13 10:41 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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