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 DriftingShade
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 Getting Clean 
#667934 - 04/27/13 06:42 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hello, friends. I came over from the Shroomery because there wasn't a place there for this thread, really. And so here I am.
Getting straight to the heart of the matter, I am currently searching for a better job and I have been fortunate enough to land a couple of interviews. My concern, however, is the last time I smoked was this past Monday, the 22nd. Since then, I have been drinking plenty of water, taking one 500mg Slo-Niacin pill every day this week (except today I took 2) and I have exercised a few times, as well as sweat quite a bit in the process. I am currently 210 lbs. or so (I've been losing weight, so it might be slightly less now) and I usually smoked an average of 1 to 2 grams every day, minus a few days here and there where I had less or none at all. This leads to my main question...if I keep up the exercise, taking the Niacin and possibly involving some Cranberry Juice in my fluid intake as well as plenty of water, approximately how long will it take me to get clean?
I know this is a rather difficult question to answer as everyone's body reacts differently to different things, so I looked up a story about someone who was smoking an average of 3 to 4 grams every day and got clean in 9 days just by drinking water and taking the highest recommended amount of Niacin every day. (2500mg, five 500mg pills.) He of course does not recommend anyone do this unless they are desperate, which I'm not. I might start taking 2 a day to speed up the process. Any thoughts or helpful information on this subject would be highly appreciated and I thank you all very much for your time.
TL;DR: I'm taking 500-1000mg of Slo-Niacin a day, working out and drinking water to get clean, used to smoke 1 or 2 grams a day except a few days here and there. How long until I get clean? You lazy bastards.
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 P-O
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You lazy bastards
not sure for sure.... i thought it was about 30 days if u been smokin hard.
My buddy had a up commin drug test. he didnt smoke for almost 20 days... so he did a home drug test and failed... so he ended up using synthetic piss.... and passed with flying colors
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Deadkndys420
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DriftingShade said:
pproximately how long will it take me to get clean?
Hard to say really.
Some people get clean in a week others get clean in 45 days.
Buy a piss kit and test yourself.
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Magash
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so I looked up a story about someone who was smoking an average of 3 to 4 grams every day and got clean in 9 days just by drinking water and taking the highest recommended amount of Niacin every day. (2500mg, five 500mg pills.)
Maybe 10 years ago but with todays testing methods I don't believe this for one second.
30 days. Unless you use something like quick fix.
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DriftingShade
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 Re: Getting Clean [Re: Magash]
#667940 - 04/27/13 07:04 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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All right friends, thank you very much for the insight. Looks like I will probably be buying some synthetic urine or having my clean friend piss for me. I am however going to buy an "at home" test and test myself in the next few days, while still taking Niacin and working out. Luckily there's a couple shops here in my town that can help me out with the synthetic urine thing. =)
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Deadkndys420
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IMO can't go wrong with synthetic.
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Hawksresurrection
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Deadkndys420 said:
IMO can't go wrong with synthetic.
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
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SpaceMonkey
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something to think about now adays. most urine test cups include a thermometer. So make sure your fake urine is at body temp.
and an old time trick back in the day was golden seal. found in most vitamin shops. not sure if it works. but the theory was it helps to clean the toxins in your system.
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volcomstoner
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Theres no possible way to "clean" your system in a short period of time. Its stored in your fat, you might be able to speed up the process but not by much. The only option you have to piss clean is dilution. Which that all depends on how thorough of a test your getting. some tests, as long as your piss is diluted enough, it'll come up clean. The problem is that upsets your creatine levels and your urines specific gravity which is commonly checked to see if your piss was diluted or not..
And also, Niacin, to my understanding isn't going to do shit. I honestly don't understand the logic of taking a drug that dilates superficial blood vessels causing your skin to be flushed from the extra blood flow and raising your body temperature by a small amount. Its basically the same effect as if you had a sunburn but without the damaged skin tissue.
Best bet is to get some synthetic urine...
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curbstop
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Re: Getting Clean *DELETED* [Re: volcomstoner]
#668264 - 04/29/13 11:59 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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PoloDown
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Re: Getting Clean [Re: curbstop]
#668267 - 04/29/13 12:03 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ive been smoking heavy daily for a few years at least. Im 6 ft 150lb it took me 25-30 days to piss clean.. that was with slight exercising, over a gallon of water a day and just eating right.
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Maestro
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Re: Getting Clean [Re: PoloDown]
#668268 - 04/29/13 12:05 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Holy crap.
You drink less then a gallon of water on a normal day? I just can't imagine doing that
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PoloDown
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Re: Getting Clean [Re: Maestro]
#668269 - 04/29/13 12:06 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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what? im confused.
i drink over a gallon of water a day
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Maestro
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Re: Getting Clean [Re: PoloDown]
#668272 - 04/29/13 12:11 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh I thought u meant u only drank a gal a day when trying to get clean.
There's this one guy I know who only drinks "drinks", but gets super pissed when I ask why he doesn't like water. Thought this was similar
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PoloDown
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Re: Getting Clean [Re: Maestro]
#668278 - 04/29/13 12:56 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah I cant understand why people dont drink water.
some people like my girlfriend say its too bland and plain making it almost gross.
I think it tastes good being flavorless and pure
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P-O
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Re: Getting Clean [Re: PoloDown]
#668280 - 04/29/13 01:05 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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i squeeze half a fresh lemon in a Large glass of water every morning..... tastes better then plain water and its more healthy.... mmmmm lemon water.
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PoloDown
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Re: Getting Clean [Re: P-O]
#668289 - 04/29/13 01:34 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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the acidity gives me a migraine.
it is great for you though.
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P-O
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Re: Getting Clean [Re: PoloDown]
#668291 - 04/29/13 01:38 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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thats weird dude!
lemon water alkalizes your body... even tho lemons are acidic they turn you alkaline inside.
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PoloDown
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Re: Getting Clean [Re: P-O]
#668294 - 04/29/13 01:48 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah, that makes it even weirder then.
i like the lemon water, it tastes bomb and its good for you. but i noticed i was getting consistent head aches. I get head aches from a lot of things so I try to stay 100% conscious of what i may be getting a head ache from on any particular day so i can avoid it
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P-O
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Re: Getting Clean [Re: PoloDown]
#668296 - 04/29/13 01:54 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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maybe the lemon water is flushng out chemicals and other stuff from your brain (detoxing you).
I know when i detox i get mild headaches and mild flu symptoms.... its just toxins being flushed out of my body.
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PoloDown
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Re: Getting Clean [Re: P-O]
#668297 - 04/29/13 01:55 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thats something i would be okay with lol
my girlfriend drinks lemon water all day, she wont even drink water without it sometimes lol
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P-O
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Re: Getting Clean [Re: PoloDown]
#668298 - 04/29/13 02:03 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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ya ive really been into detoxing this year.... years of smoking cigs, doing chemical drugs. and eating not healthy made me very toxic inside.
I use lemon water, chlorella, and bentonite clay to detox my body..... Chlorella is a VERY powerful detox (all natural). When i first started taking it ... just 2 grams i would feel like i had the flu and was a bad headache (this was just years of toxins being released from my body and lymph nodes ). but now i can eat as much as i want and just FEEL GREAT 
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