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 Thebooedocksaint
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 I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer 
#661744 - 03/11/13 12:04 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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I fucking hate work.
This whole weekend just sucked dick at work; and then today WHILE work was sucking I shoved it into the tomato slicer because we have a shitty tomato slicer that gets stuck all the time.
And what did I have to do after? Go kick ass and keep slapping pizzas while my bandaid was getting soaked with blood inside my rubber glove.
I haven't seen it since I used a gauze tube on it after i was done slapping pizzas, and before when I was cleaning it is seemed to be 2-4mm's deep. Also my other finger got cut, and i cut 1mm through the nail with no blood at all. Kinda not excited about unwrapping it and re-cleaning it before redressing it so I can use my liquid stitches on it.
Any similar experiences?
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Re: I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
#661747 - 03/11/13 12:19 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer [Re: Deadkndys420]
#661748 - 03/11/13 12:20 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Deal, i'll take a picture when I redress it, before I go to bed. But they wont hit the site until tomorrow because i'll be getting offline at that time.
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Re: I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
#661750 - 03/11/13 12:41 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Closest would have to be cutting myself with chisels in the shop. Super glue it up and keep workin
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Re: I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer [Re: drawde]
#661765 - 03/11/13 07:36 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was chopping a lot of shit for homemade salsa when I was younger. We were canning up a TON of it from the garden.
I got my finger when I was doing the tomatoes pretty bad. When you're already covered in tomato juice its burns like a motherfucker too.
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Re: I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
#661772 - 03/11/13 08:34 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mindfulness, man. Mindfulness. Slower is faster because you can avoid mistakes and injuries. Mistakes and injuries take a lot of time to fix and mend. It's way faster to go slower and not make the mistakes or get hurt.
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Re: I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer [Re: HipsterDoofus]
#661807 - 03/11/13 03:51 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
HipsterDoofus said:
Mindfulness, man. Mindfulness. Slower is faster because you can avoid mistakes and injuries. Mistakes and injuries take a lot of time to fix and mend. It's way faster to go slower and not make the mistakes or get hurt.
That's the problem though, I wasn't using the dicer, I was setting it up. There are little rubber stoppers on it, and after people wash it they get stuck on the plunger and make it get stuck. I dried the stoppers, and was putting them back on when they got stuck; after I applied more force and it got unstuck i just shoved my finger tips into it.
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Re: I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
#661812 - 03/11/13 04:13 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Also I admit it was a bad idea.
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Re: I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
#661839 - 03/11/13 07:55 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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i have cut and burned the shit out of myself at work and kept working/bleeding into rubber gloves.
part of the job brother. 
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