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 NameInUse
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 Damn drug test oral swab? 
#653433 - 01/02/13 09:07 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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So they say drug test and I say okay here's pee 
Nope, they want an oral swab and I've been smoking all morning. Any heavy users beat this?
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Picklez
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Re: Damn drug test oral swab? [Re: NameInUse]
#653437 - 01/02/13 09:33 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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swab tests are the shittiest of all from what I have heard. I have heard of people taking them while stoned and passing.. I dont personally have experience with them though
guess you'll find out soon enough
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Re: Damn drug test oral swab? [Re: Picklez]
#653439 - 01/02/13 10:06 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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Def have experience.. Mountain Dew is what saved it.. Supposedly you drink that right before you go in and you should B fine
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 Deadkndys420
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I didn't even know you can cheat a swab test.
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NameInUse
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Re: Damn drug test oral swab? [Re: Deadkndys420]
#653443 - 01/02/13 11:15 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yep, we will indeed see...
Spent the $$ on the mouthwash from the headshop.
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Re: Damn drug test oral swab? [Re: NameInUse]
#653445 - 01/02/13 11:30 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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Lol my ex smoked on her way to the test assuming she would fail anyway and passed.
Maybe she sucked the testers dick tho she was a whore.
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Re: Damn drug test oral swab? [Re: RasJeph]
#653460 - 01/02/13 01:37 PM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well I passed, who knows if I needed the mouthwash.
I read to eat a fatty meal so I got a big ass slice of pizza beforehand. I also brushed, flossed, and rinsed with listerine as soon as I heard.
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Edited by NameInUse (01/02/13 01:39 PM)
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P-O
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Re: Damn drug test oral swab? [Re: NameInUse]
#653465 - 01/02/13 02:48 PM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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sounds like those mouth swabs are a pretty shitty way to test.
thats good news for smokers 
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Re: Damn drug test oral swab? [Re: P-O]
#653514 - 01/02/13 07:30 PM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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The swab test gives results right there and then from what my doc told me. He said it will turn (insert color) for each drug. He also said they are the biggest joke there is!!
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Re: Damn drug test oral swab? [Re: GBurger717]
#653529 - 01/02/13 09:21 PM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think the only thing that makes them effective is the element of surprise. They can ask you to swab at any time; you can't just pick up some piss on your way to some office any more. At least I knew or I would've fucked myself.
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Re: Damn drug test oral swab? [Re: NameInUse]
#653534 - 01/02/13 10:32 PM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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ya may be effective for findin stoned drivers...
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Re: Damn drug test oral swab? [Re: NameInUse]
#653656 - 01/04/13 02:24 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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They're not total bullshit. I had to take one unexpectedly once. Failed.
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