|
 mel_lonta_tauda
 
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
|
 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread!  [Re: andyistic]
#63920 - 06/22/08 06:29 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
andyistic said:
 at that little yellow "idol" guy cartwheeling all over the place 
|
 THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#64581 - 06/23/08 03:16 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
Edited by THEBats (06/23/08 03:16 PM)
|
ltd
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 6,042
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
#64582 - 06/23/08 03:17 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
|
THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: ltd]
#64589 - 06/23/08 03:28 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
|
THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
#64592 - 06/23/08 03:34 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the Porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abler died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
--------------------
kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
|
mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
#64593 - 06/23/08 03:35 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
 wtf
|
THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#64597 - 06/23/08 03:47 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
|
Fungi_x
The Goatse Man
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 198
Loc: MICH
Last seen: 16 years, 1 month
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#64600 - 06/23/08 04:02 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Ever fuck a dog anyone?
--------------------
Never Force users to vote before viewing poll results!
State By State Laws
Mandatory Minimum Sentencing!
Moderator Edit: Removed Flames
http://ipower.movielol.org/info.php
My Original Fucking Idea.
|
THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: usg543]
#65236 - 06/24/08 02:41 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
|
THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Fungi_x]
#65237 - 06/24/08 02:42 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Fungi_x said:
Ever fuck a dog anyone?
no
--------------------
kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
|
ezKiel
All About the Haze
Registered: 06/12/08
Posts: 2,474
Last seen: 2 years, 10 months
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Fungi_x]
#65238 - 06/24/08 02:48 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Fungi_x said:
Ever fuck a dog anyone?
ya it was a bitch.
|
mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Fungi_x]
#65283 - 06/24/08 06:23 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Fungi_x said:
Ever fuck a dog anyone?
doggy STYLE? yes  
|
tripleclick
circle trip
Registered: 05/06/08
Posts: 39
Last seen: 13 years, 3 months
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#65308 - 06/24/08 08:02 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
just click on "watch this movie!" Dollar
|
mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: tripleclick]
#65311 - 06/24/08 08:07 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
tripleclick said:
just click on "watch this movie!" Dollar
 wtf
|
THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#66035 - 06/25/08 05:30 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
Edited by THEBats (06/25/08 05:30 PM)
|
THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
#66041 - 06/25/08 05:48 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
|
mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
#66044 - 06/25/08 05:50 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
|
THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#66050 - 06/25/08 05:57 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
|
Phriend
/\/\♠♠♠/\/\
Registered: 06/19/08
Posts: 2,416
Loc: in the walls
Last seen: 15 years, 11 months
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#66052 - 06/25/08 06:08 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
mel_lonta_tauda said:
Happie b day mel 
|
Phriend
/\/\♠♠♠/\/\
Registered: 06/19/08
Posts: 2,416
Loc: in the walls
Last seen: 15 years, 11 months
|
Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Phriend]
#66056 - 06/25/08 06:26 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow.
this one time I was on a bus going to S.F. when a purple cat said to me "I got sum acid but I can't do it"
I said I'll do it ,I called my homie lindsay to see if she wanted to get fucked up and maybe have a little buttsecks
So I met up with lindsay lohen and we both dropped acid
We listened to michael jacksons thriller 19 times in a row
after we had sex and I later realized I didn't have a penis anymore
I cursed the bitch then took a piss in her ear while frying an egg
Goddamn I'm fucking stoned how the fuck did that happen
|
|
Threaded
Previous
Index
Next
Shop: 
Edit 
Reply 
