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mellowfellow
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Last night at the bar.. 2
#639516 - 10/07/12 07:14 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was whoopin' ass on the pool tables when I see a honky walk in wearing an eye patch with a diamond stud in the center. I recognized him as being the clerk from the gas station down the street from my house who always awkwardly tries to start a conversation with me while I'm buying blunt wraps. I'm kind of drunk so I walk up and ask him in a jovial manner, "What the fuck happened to you?" to which he replies "Uh.. home invasion."
Then I realized it was a completely different person and I..
oops.
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Stoneth
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Re: Last night at the bar.. [Re: mellowfellow] 1
#639517 - 10/07/12 07:21 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Manitou
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Re: Last night at the bar.. [Re: Stoneth]
#639519 - 10/07/12 07:27 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Stoneth said:
-------------------- Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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drawde
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Re: Last night at the bar.. [Re: Manitou]
#639523 - 10/07/12 07:30 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gaskelort said:
Quote:
Stoneth said:
-------------------- King Koopa said:
The amount of pot that Gask smokes is equivalent to a guy shooting heroin on weekends
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: Last night at the bar.. [Re: drawde]
#639524 - 10/07/12 07:32 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I didn't
-------------------- Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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mellowfellow
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that's because you're a cop
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: Last night at the bar.. [Re: mellowfellow]
#639536 - 10/07/12 07:59 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I told you people not to spread that around
-------------------- Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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Manitou
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Damn Hawk you a piggy piggy?
-------------------- Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: Last night at the bar.. [Re: Manitou]
#639540 - 10/07/12 08:09 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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You guys caught me....I'm and undercover cop, sent to infiltrate this site. Because we know there are so many growers on here.
-------------------- Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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Manitou
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Just messin around with ya brah!
-------------------- Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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Stoneth
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Re: Last night at the bar.. [Re: Manitou]
#639543 - 10/07/12 08:16 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: Last night at the bar.. [Re: Stoneth]
#639546 - 10/07/12 08:23 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am serious business
And drunk
-------------------- Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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Stoneth
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What's new????????/ I'm stoned.
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mellowfellow
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Re: Last night at the bar.. [Re: Stoneth]
#639552 - 10/07/12 08:31 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm hungry
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Stoneth
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Re: Last night at the bar.. [Re: mellowfellow]
#639553 - 10/07/12 08:34 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Me too. I want wafflez.
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: Last night at the bar.. [Re: Stoneth]
#639554 - 10/07/12 08:36 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I want chicken and waffles
-------------------- Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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drawde
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Just had some burritos loaded with sauteed chilis and red peppers from the garden.
-------------------- King Koopa said:
The amount of pot that Gask smokes is equivalent to a guy shooting heroin on weekends
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mellowfellow
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Re: Last night at the bar.. [Re: Stoneth]
#639556 - 10/07/12 08:48 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Stoneth said: Me too. I want wafflez.
duuuude I'm so totally heading to waffle house
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still beLIEve
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Re: Last night at the bar.. [Re: mellowfellow]
#639584 - 10/08/12 05:10 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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i read the name of the thread and instantly knew who had made it
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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mellowfellow
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Re: Last night at the bar.. [Re: still beLIEve]
#639587 - 10/08/12 07:53 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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hey, it was actually my first time going in almost two weeks..
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