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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Maestro]
    #626938 - 06/10/12 11:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

There's so much misinformation in this thread. A drug test from your Union will most likely not be random.

First, and the most important, the testing kits and testing conditions for probation will be different from those of a employer/union. Meaning, if anyone decides it's a good idea to look at your wee-wee at LabCorp, for example, you have the right to tell him to fuck off. Tests for non-criminal analysis are usually a 5 panel test, unless for more physically or/and more dangerous jobs, while tests for probation, you do not have to right to tell the guy to ease his eyes from your cock. BOTH tests detect if the sample is natural by testing temperature, pH, creatine levels(testing dilution), and oxidizing agents(bleach, vinegar, others) that is supposed to "cleanse" your urine. MOST of these practices lead to a false positive, if not FAIL.

There's certain techniques people try to take attempting to pass these tests, but I would only recommend masking and substation for this employer test, basing this only from experience and a lot of research. I would never risk a urinary exam while on probation, if you're not mature enough to be responsible while your freedom is at stake, then you deserve the consequence. Now, I've had family take an extended panel test with a "masked sample". These masking products can be purchased from smut/smoke shops. Like I've mentioned above, these test detect adulterants, but I'm only guessing when I say that there are newer products, different formulas, that do work and has not caught on with UA facilites, or just have yet to implement up-to-date techniques. My family members have passed on more than one occasion and with different brands of the same product at a PROBATION facility. Keep in mind, these products don't mask all drugs, but THC and the metabolites are some of them.

Another way is to get a clean friend or family member of yours to provide you with clean. Just keep it optimal temperature until it's time to turn it in. 92-99 degrees is optimum. How? Use your imagination.



Sorry about your situation. Good luck


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze] * 1
    #627048 - 06/11/12 03:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Pilze said:
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King Koopa said:
I would never risk a urinary exam while on probation, if you're not mature enough to be responsible while your freedom is at stake, then you deserve the consequence.




no one deserves to get LOCKED UP for drug use. i dont give a shit if someone is on probation or not. thats a stupid ass comment. go do time and then come out and tell me if you think the same thing.

jackass.





Been there, done that and I learned from my mistakes. Not only will I never put myself in a position to get arrested, I will never ever choose probation over time. That said, I didn't mean to offend your personal stance on drug laws, but only the decisions you make to protects your liberties. If a person SIGNS for probation, you submit your liberties to the state in order to avert going to jail. Leading me to the point of my previous post, if you were to dismiss the conditions of probation because you felt the law which you're avoiding is unjust, then YOU, put yourself into a position in which it would be YOUR fault if such conditions would be broken. No one is forced into probation, therefore no one is forced to be drug screened monthly.


I hope that helps you understand why it's stupid to sign for the probation you aren't planning to uphold your end of the deal, not my post.


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: m00nshine]
    #627460 - 06/13/12 06:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

That's kind of the same thing I was talking about, except I got it from the stoner store.

I think it was 3 days.


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