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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: thelivingfreekshow] * 2
    #626913 - 06/10/12 09:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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thelivingfreekshow said:
i wouldnt care if the pilot of my plane was high...or the construction worker operating the crane I drive under everyday on the freeway.





lol get outta here bro


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze] * 2
    #627058 - 06/11/12 04:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

theres quite a few tards in this thread


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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InvisibleHarry_Ba11sachM
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze] * 2
    #628257 - 06/17/12 09:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Drink worked for me :shrug:


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InvisibleHawksresurrection
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Shr0000ooooms] * 1
    #626784 - 06/09/12 03:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Shr0000ooooms said:
Drink water. Go on a run 2 days before test. Pee as much as you can before test. Middle stream of your piss.





bad advice.


Go with the synthetic urine.


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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Hawksresurrection] * 1
    #626795 - 06/09/12 06:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i use sobriety.

then again i got people watching me piss.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Hawksresurrection] * 1
    #626797 - 06/09/12 06:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Dildos?

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Maestro] * 1
    #626807 - 06/09/12 07:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

When someone is looking at your junk, they know if its junk or not.


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InvisibleShifty
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: KaptKid] * 1
    #626808 - 06/09/12 07:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I dunno, theyre probably not looking too hard. If you get something floppy and the right colors I could see it passing.

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InvisibleHarry_Ba11sachM
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: thelivingfreekshow] * 1
    #626972 - 06/11/12 09:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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thelivingfreekshow said:
You are right...but if everyone refused them, that reality could change. Ive also heard a few places in addition to your urine, also want your facebook password....where will it end?





Ok, when you get offered a job that pays $75,000 a year but you have to pee in a cup in order to get hired, you can tell them to fuck off.

I, on the other hand, will just pee in the cup and take the awesome job.


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze] * 1
    #627048 - 06/11/12 03:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Pilze said:
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King Koopa said:
I would never risk a urinary exam while on probation, if you're not mature enough to be responsible while your freedom is at stake, then you deserve the consequence.




no one deserves to get LOCKED UP for drug use. i dont give a shit if someone is on probation or not. thats a stupid ass comment. go do time and then come out and tell me if you think the same thing.

jackass.





Been there, done that and I learned from my mistakes. Not only will I never put myself in a position to get arrested, I will never ever choose probation over time. That said, I didn't mean to offend your personal stance on drug laws, but only the decisions you make to protects your liberties. If a person SIGNS for probation, you submit your liberties to the state in order to avert going to jail. Leading me to the point of my previous post, if you were to dismiss the conditions of probation because you felt the law which you're avoiding is unjust, then YOU, put yourself into a position in which it would be YOUR fault if such conditions would be broken. No one is forced into probation, therefore no one is forced to be drug screened monthly.


I hope that helps you understand why it's stupid to sign for the probation you aren't planning to uphold your end of the deal, not my post.


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The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. There are no dues or fees for A.A. membership; we are self-supporting through our own contributions. A.A. is not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, organization or institution; does not wish to engage in any controversy; neither endorses nor opposes any causes. Our primary purpose is to stay sober and help other alcoholics to achieve sobriety.

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: still beLIEve] * 1
    #627085 - 06/11/12 10:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'm afraid that if I ever get caught for possessing and/or growing shrooms that I will be put in a position where I won't have access to the only medicine that works when other medicine won't and I will be forced to live in excruciating suicidal chronic pain.

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: m00nshine] * 1
    #627477 - 06/13/12 07:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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m00nshine said:
:whatever:

My method has worked for me every time, 100%.

Every time I took a test my piss was diluted as fuck and that never showed up on any test.

Keep reading shit online and think you actually know something LMAO



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InvisibleHarry_Ba11sachM
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: birdbrain92] * 1
    #628416 - 06/19/12 09:06 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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birdbrain92 said:
Go in the bathroom and turn on the hot water and steam all the thc out of your skin and then get outside and run five miles keep exercising hardcore but dont exercise the day before your test and drink hell of cranberry juice and all day before your test continue to hydrate heavily and you'll pass - i know dis i passed a military drug test in four days and they sent that shit to a lab to analyze it




They send ALL piss tests to a lab to analyze it. That's where analysis gets done. What did you think, that they just taste it and go "Oh yeah, he's clean."?

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birdbrain92 said:
Lastly i wanted to mention they arent allowed to watch your fluid leave your body as a civilian you have a right to your own privacy





This is not true. Your constitutional right to privacy completely doesn't apply here.  You're applying for a job with a private institution, you're more than welcome to exercise your right to privacy and NOT pee into the cup, but then you won't get the job.  You however can waive those rights in the pursuit of employment. You can NOT choose to pee into the cup, but tell them how you want to do it because of privacy.
  I'm constantly amazed at how my friends in the military spout off American laws and ethics like they're Harvard law scholars, but don't actually have a grasp on what the rights really entail.


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Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by?
    #626770 - 06/09/12 03:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

So I got a letter today from my union telling me its time for my 'random' drug test, Ive got 10 days to show up at the testing site. Pain in the ass. Whats everyone using to get by?

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Shifty]
    #626772 - 06/09/12 03:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

a marinol prescription

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze]
    #626773 - 06/09/12 03:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

but, since you probably can't get that, but i suggest TRYING, go to a head shop and buy some fake piss. that stuff works if you follow the directions. DO NOT BUY ANY DRINKS!!! THEY DONT WORK!!!

synthetic urine = PASS

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze]
    #626783 - 06/09/12 03:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Drink water. Go on a run 2 days before test. Pee as much as you can before test. Middle stream of your piss.


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Shr0000ooooms]
    #626785 - 06/09/12 03:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

yea, that never worked for me and i dont have much body fat. it didnt matter what i did, i could never get myself to piss clean even after drinking more than a gallon of water. i spent over 200 dollars on THC tests to figure out how i could get myself to trick one.

i learned that i cant.

dont rely on the drinks to get you to pass. get the synthetic urine and follow the directions! its already made, it comes with a heat pack. put it the microwave, then put the heatpack on it, strap it to your leg, and go take the test.

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze]
    #626786 - 06/09/12 04:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Pilze said:
yea, that never worked for me and i dont have much body fat. it didnt matter what i did, i could never get myself to piss clean even after drinking more than a gallon of water. i spent over 200 dollars on THC tests to figure out how i could get myself to trick one.

i learned that i cant.

dont rely on the drinks to get you to pass. get the synthetic urine and follow the directions! its already made, it comes with a heat pack. put it the microwave, then put the heatpack on it, strap it to your leg, and go take the test.




:baaaam:


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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #626791 - 06/09/12 05:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, thats what Ill do. Thanks. Any suggestions on a brand?

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