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 Manitou
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Registered: 05/03/11
Posts: 7,126
Loc: Québecédelic
Last seen: 7 hours, 2 minutes
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 Fucked up shift... 
#595181 - 11/02/11 04:08 AM (13 years, 23 days ago) |
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I was about to smoke another bowl of Silver Haze, Northern Lights & Hash, when I saw a car parked in front of the hotel.I thought "Meh I'll just wait to see if it is a future client so I don't smell weed.".
The like 15 minutes later, a guy totally coked out entered the hotel, he was probably on speed also... Anyway, he had powder all over his nose & moustache, was totally way too happy to be there and way too impatient, just to give me his address and phone number (he was speaking English, and I speak french, I do not understand when someone speaks fast like a hyperactive kid who ate tons of chocolate...).
Then he asked me where he could get some money with his debit card, I explained him where to go (like 1 minute from here), he came back 15 minutes later, told me he got lost and needed me to explain him again... So I did, while trying not laugh too much.
He came back about 30 minutes later, asked me what his room number was and told me he had lost the card and needed another... So I made another one to him... Like 5 minutes after that, a HORRIBLE PROSTITUTE arrived and asked me where was the room of the guy (she asked where the room number was).
It has been over 45 minutes now, I believe he may have stabbed her in the mouth. 
Anyway, I finally smoked my bowl ...
And while I was writing this thang... well she finally came out ... still ugly as fuck!
Edit:... She is still waiting for her lift... and the clients are coming out of their room to go eat breakfast, it is funny how they all have the same look in their face when they see her... And she keep swearing infront of kids ...
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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Edited by Manitou (11/02/11 05:09 AM)
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 1 year, 20 days
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 Re: Fucked up shift... [Re: Manitou]
#595202 - 11/02/11 06:50 AM (13 years, 23 days ago) |
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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