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 Picklez
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 police dogs.. what if 
#59094 - 06/17/08 12:38 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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outside smoking a bowl and the mind starts running along..
what if police dogs were open to bribes. like you could throw one of them a milkbone or something and they would just let you walk by without barking.
which got me thinking, why is a police dogs instincts ever really questioned, they have like absolute power when it comes to whether or not you get stopped.
Im just thinking I need to start bribing them at airports and shit and soon my people can start moving pounds and pounds under protection of the police dogs
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Iamasmoker
imachavel
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Re: police dogs.. what if [Re: Picklez]
#59098 - 06/17/08 12:41 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah, or you kick them in the face and instead of biting you they take you to court like a 'bitch'
get it?
lmao
fuck it
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my rating of flavoraid:
b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..
and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....
is gay as f**k
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
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Re: police dogs.. what if [Re: Picklez]
#59099 - 06/17/08 12:41 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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lul gl bribin dawgz
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 mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: police dogs.. what if [Re: Coaster]
#59101 - 06/17/08 12:44 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
lul gl bribin dawgz
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Picklez
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some dog biscuits? it worked in my head 
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Iamasmoker
imachavel
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damn
no one thinks the getting kicked and going to court deal is funny
like owner like animal, right?
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my rating of flavoraid:
b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..
and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....
is gay as f**k
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just me
GreenThumb
Registered: 04/21/08
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Re: police dogs.. what if [Re: Iamasmoker]
#59113 - 06/17/08 12:57 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Iamasmoker said:
damn
no one thinks the getting kicked and going to court deal is funny
like owner like animal, right?
"HAHA"
there, happy?
Killer, i was in AZ for like 2 seconds on my way to hawaii...
the airport was....nice
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Picklez
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Re: police dogs.. what if [Re: just me]
#59114 - 06/17/08 12:58 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I drive a taxi to and from Phoenix SkyHarbor all the time. Its the 2nd nicest airport I have seen. Atlanta being the only nicer one
I love Arizona
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Iamasmoker
imachavel
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Re: police dogs.. what if [Re: just me]
#59116 - 06/17/08 01:00 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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i don't get it
your saying you were in the states for 2 seconds on your way to hawaii? like you were gone from this place?
no, i wasn't referring to jail being fun. i was referring to the fact it'd be funny if you kicked the POLICE dog in the face, and, instead of biting you, it barked a bunch, then took you to court.
it was just a joke referring to the humorous misplacement of certain officers as dicks with authority.
fuck..... some cops will fuck you up, send you to jail, AND take you to court if they can.
it takes all kinds........
anyway wtf i was just saying
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my rating of flavoraid:
b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..
and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....
is gay as f**k
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just me
GreenThumb
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Re: police dogs.. what if [Re: Picklez]
#59117 - 06/17/08 01:00 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
KillerPicklez said:
I drive a taxi to and from Phoenix SkyHarbor all the time. Its the 2nd nicest airport I have seen. Atlanta being the only nicer one
I love Arizona
i wish i had seen a little more of it.
it was phoenix.
then i stopped in cali and saw chuck liddel at the airport.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: police dogs.. what if [Re: Picklez]
#59119 - 06/17/08 01:01 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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i've been to the atlanta airport dozens of times, but i don't think i've ever stopped to think about how 'nice' it is.  i rode my bike around the baggage claim before, that was pretty fun. haha
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Picklez
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I need some peanut butter sandwiches or something. I have the munchies like a mother fucka
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just me
GreenThumb
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Re: police dogs.. what if [Re: Picklez]
#59137 - 06/17/08 01:32 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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d00d
peanut butter on iced oatmeal cookies...
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Iamasmoker
imachavel
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Re: police dogs.. what if [Re: just me]
#59138 - 06/17/08 01:33 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
just me said:
Quote:
KillerPicklez said:
I drive a taxi to and from Phoenix SkyHarbor all the time. Its the 2nd nicest airport I have seen. Atlanta being the only nicer one
I love Arizona
i wish i had seen a little more of it.
it was phoenix.
then i stopped in cali and saw chuck liddel at the airport.
lol
fuck, that guy doesn't have like a following of people or something?
fuck, i'd figure you see a guy like that, you see his whole crew or some shit
fuck, i think i'd take a shit if i saw that guy
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my rating of flavoraid:
b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..
and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....
is gay as f**k
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Picklez
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Re: police dogs.. what if [Re: just me]
#59142 - 06/17/08 01:43 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
just me said:
d00d
peanut butter on iced oatmeal cookies...
I ended up with cereal 
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Iamasmoker
imachavel
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Re: police dogs.. what if [Re: just me]
#59144 - 06/17/08 01:46 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
just me said:
Quote:
KillerPicklez said:
I drive a taxi to and from Phoenix SkyHarbor all the time. Its the 2nd nicest airport I have seen. Atlanta being the only nicer one
I love Arizona
i wish i had seen a little more of it.
it was phoenix.
then i stopped in cali and saw chuck liddel at the airport.
did he hijack the plane?
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my rating of flavoraid:
b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..
and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....
is gay as f**k
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just me
GreenThumb
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Re: police dogs.. what if [Re: Iamasmoker]
#59192 - 06/17/08 03:07 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Iamasmoker said:
Quote:
just me said:
Quote:
KillerPicklez said:
I drive a taxi to and from Phoenix SkyHarbor all the time. Its the 2nd nicest airport I have seen. Atlanta being the only nicer one
I love Arizona
i wish i had seen a little more of it.
it was phoenix.
then i stopped in cali and saw chuck liddel at the airport.
lol
fuck, that guy doesn't have like a following of people or something?
fuck, i'd figure you see a guy like that, you see his whole crew or some shit
fuck, i think i'd take a shit if i saw that guy
fuck, you sound excited!!!
he didnt have like a mob with him like a rapper, but he had a few other figthers with him. i think his flight was to england.
hes not that big. i wanted to challenge him
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rev 766
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Re: police dogs.. what if [Re: just me]
#59226 - 06/17/08 08:51 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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i met michael jackson in a shopping mall. my friend was sober and assured me it really happened. i was on a bunch of cough medicine at the time. saw some dude with an ontourage getting off the escalator, noticed it was michael jackson, gave him a peace sign, he gave one back and walked up to me and the conversation went like this:
MJ(in his really high girl voice)-hey!!
ME(all fucked up and mumbling)-hey man, i used to listen to you all the time when i was a little kid
MJ-what did you say!!!???
ME-no, i said i listened to you all the time
MJ-oh...what's that on your shirt?!
ME-slipknot
MJ-you skate!?
ME-a little bit, i drum mostly.
MJ-oh........I GOTTA GO!!!
then he went into the record store and they closed it. he browsed around for a while with people outside of the gate thing screaming. it was really nuts, because when i was like 5 i was obsessed with him and motley crue. if i can meet them now i'll be set.
actually, now i'm shooting for danney carey and mike patton.
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Quote:
mel_lonta_tauda said:
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Coaster said:
lul gl bribin dawgz
but seriously, ive watched a lot of shit about dogs. its easy to set them on a false positive and an officer will often do that so he can search the car
true story
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: police dogs.. what if [Re: still beLIEve]
#59270 - 06/17/08 10:19 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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this man is correct. i once had a straightedge friend who looked like a "druggy" stereotype (long hair, piercings, etc). the dog supposedly smelled drugs, however the kid had never done any drugs in his life or never had any in his car. cops just wanted to search his car.
i've never had the dogs called on me cause i look normal 
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