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 Spenner
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#586511 - 09/15/11 10:01 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Weird situation. At my work, there's this 32 year old mom that is in my department, and we've talked about smoking weed here and there, and she said for my birthday present she wants me to go over to her house and smoke with her, because her husband apparently owns pounds and pounds and pounds, and wants to give me a bunch for my birthday and he's out of town for the weekend anyway and likely won't notice much gone.
Do I feel awkward about it or do I get excited about a lot of potential free weed??? It's rather weird, I've only known her for about a month and the mother of two kids is inviting me into her home to do drugs.
Also, not a milf, but almost.
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 m00nshine
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Re: Uhh [Re: Spenner]
#586563 - 09/16/11 01:05 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Almost is good enough 
Go over, get some herbage, dshsb, then keep it on the dl boyo
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King Koopa
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Quote:
m00nshine said:
Almost is good enough
Go over, get some herbage, dshsb, then keep it on the dl boyo
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DungenessDank
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I concur, get a bj and free weed. Maybe she will start hooking it up on one or the other.
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RasJeph
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Quote:
DungenessDank said:
I concur, get a bj and free weed. Maybe she will start hooking it up on one or the other.
Or both if you fuck her right 
I don't see any way this could go wrong.
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Spenner
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Re: Uhh [Re: RasJeph]
#586609 - 09/16/11 01:04 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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 I don't see anything going wrong so I'm going to be optimistic.
Also she said I could sleep over if I needed too HMM
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Re: Uhh [Re: Spenner]
#586610 - 09/16/11 01:10 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yea do it up dawg. Nothing wrong with partying with mothers so long as you aren't blowing smoke in the kids crib. Maybe the husband gets off by watching young studs smashing his wifes pussy. 
Win/win either way though.
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Re: Uhh [Re: Spenner]
#586612 - 09/16/11 01:14 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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If her old man has pounds and poinds believe me when I say he'll notice a few grams missing, it's a business thing.
You don't move that much weight and not notice missing product.
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RasJeph
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Re: Uhh [Re: Stoneth]
#586617 - 09/16/11 01:33 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bitch'll say she smoked it
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Spenner
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Re: Uhh [Re: RasJeph]
#586619 - 09/16/11 01:42 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's true. She smokes a bunch every day, he will just assume she's taken some out and put in her room alongside her pieces rather than in the basement it's all stored in.
Worst comes to worst I'd gladly pay for it too...
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Re: Uhh [Re: Spenner]
#586621 - 09/16/11 01:52 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
RasJeph said:
Bitch'll say she smoked it
Trust me when I say he knows her habits.Quote:
Spenner said:
It's true. She smokes a bunch every day, he will just assume she's taken some out and put in her room alongside her pieces rather than in the basement it's all stored in.
Worst comes to worst I'd gladly pay for it too...
You said he's out of town, right.
I doubt he'd approve of her having another man over to start with, much less spending the night.
Sounds like trouble to me.
Pay for the weed and go the fuck about your business, is my advice.
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Re: Uhh [Re: Stoneth]
#586623 - 09/16/11 02:01 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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You better hit it bro. No matter your age 32 can't be too far off.
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Re: Uhh [Re: Spenner] 1
#586632 - 09/16/11 02:56 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Stealing his weed and getting head from some criminal dudes wife..................... that guy might be mad.
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Manitou
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Maybe he doesn't care about weed, maybe he will just say, oh if it's for his birthday ... why the fuck not?
But for the head ... well ... shit man... that doesn't work the same way
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Spenner
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Yeah exactly. So I'll likely go out of my way to prevent that. I work with her, things would get awkward and weird.
I'll accept her smoking invitation though.
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Re: Uhh [Re: Spenner]
#586670 - 09/16/11 05:38 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do it, as long as her dude isn't black.
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Re: Uhh [Re: Tina]
#586671 - 09/16/11 05:40 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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 why is that?
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Tina
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Just making myself laugh, I thought it was funny.
Very bored over here!
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Re: Uhh [Re: Tina]
#586673 - 09/16/11 06:02 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, white people's minds are way more fucked than those of the blacks.
Proof? its written all over history
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Tina
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Chillll Mr. klean koopa!
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Re: Uhh [Re: Tina]
#586675 - 09/16/11 06:08 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just evening out the racism
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Tina
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No racism here- everyone knows I like a good black dick from time to time.
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Re: Uhh [Re: Tina]
#586677 - 09/16/11 06:13 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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As do I tina, as do I!
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Re: Uhh [Re: Tina]
#586678 - 09/16/11 06:13 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tina
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Haha
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Tangerines
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Quote:
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why is that?
Because Tina is a registered coffee grinder 
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Tina
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Bahahahahahahah
Coffee grinder.
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Re: Uhh [Re: Tina]
#586696 - 09/16/11 06:44 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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You no deny it though. 
It's ok we still love ya.
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Tina
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I can't deny that.
I fucked a stupid nigger for damn near 4 years.
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Spenner
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Re: Uhh [Re: Tina]
#586714 - 09/16/11 06:58 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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I drank a bit so that the anxious awkwardness is completely nullified; should be a good night  other than I work tomorrow morning, I have to be at work for 9 in the morning, meeting her at 10 and probably won't have any sleep for 2 days after because I have a lot of shit to do
As long as my alcohol buzz fades in the next 30 minutes I'll be driving there and getting supastoned
EDIT coffee grinder lolol
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Re: Uhh [Re: Spenner]
#586824 - 09/16/11 10:57 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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um, is this even a question?
go smoke bud, be gifted with mad loot, and dshsb
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Smoked a joint of really really potent stuff
We watched a movie I'd never seen before but I was convinced I'd seen segments of the whole movie, they had a strange dejavuish feel to them. Felt like rippling water that was also full of electricity. Couldnt move really either, the dogs that were sitting on my chest began to look like paintings
I'm still really high, was a good time 8] and no its not really a question haha... just wanted thoughts on it I guess :s
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Quote:
m00nshine said:
Almost is good enough
Go over, get some herbage, dshsb, then keep it on the dl boyo
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