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So I'm eating what is essentially chicken and sweet corn soup except I used cream and put lots of vegetables in so its kinda like risotto I guess but I don't like risotto so I don't call it that.
Anyway I boiled this fucker for at least an hour on high so make sure the vegetables were soft, and I used chicken breast for the meat so I know there are no bones in it, but I was just gorging on it like a starved lion and all of a sudden there is this crunch, I noticed it immediately because the texture of it was so different, and it felt like I just ate a half dissolved tooth. I kinda of freaked out to be honest. I'm a picky as fuck eater, but I'm one of those guys where if you don't tell me its in there I'll eat it, but as soon as I see it I'm repulsed.
I didn't know if i should spit it out or just bite the bullet and swallow. Spitting out food is a mortal sin in my family but I wanted to see what the fuck I just put in my mouth, but then I was like well what if its like a crunchy dehydrated dog turd and I'm scarred off chicken for the rest of my life?
I ended up swallowing it. It was fucked, since I made such a big deal out of it in my head I could feel it move every millimeter down my throat, and it only felt worse as it went further. I kind of sat there for a second accepting the fact I had just ingested rat poison and only had a few minutes to live, then I had a swig of my V and had a and now I'm just not hungry anymore, kind of shifting through my food inspecting for anything that shouldn't be in there, even though I have no intention of finishing the meal I just spent an hour and 45mins making.
P.S. this entire anecdote happened in about 3-4 second in real time but it looks so long written out
I had a really nasty response typed out to freak you out but I decided to spare you. I think you have traumatized yourself enough. Probably just a piece of bone or hard cartilage that got pushed into the meat during processing.
-------------------- King Koopa said: The amount of pot that Gask smokes is equivalent to a guy shooting heroin on weekends
I work in a meat department at a grocery store, Im 100% sure it was a peice of bone. You're in Aussie right? well here in american its a buncha illegal immigrants processing all our meats, and they do a shitty job. I find bones in "boneless" shit all the time. I think your gunna survive.
I don't think you understand that chicken breast has no bones in it period. Plus Australian's laugh at every other countries meat because ours is superior in every way, so I know only a qualified white butcher has ever touched this meat before me
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and now I'm just not hungry anymore, kind of shifting through my food inspecting for anything that shouldn't be in there, even though I have no intention of finishing the meal I just spent an hour and 45mins making.
