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 Magash
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 So I got this car I need to off......... 
#571323 - 07/11/11 01:31 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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So I got this old toyota camry that I want to dump and call in stolen. Give me a excuse to get a car to take it's place (although I don't need it since the toyota isn't getting used anyway). Pretty much just give me a reason to get a hybrid for going to the gardens in the southern part of the state which is a 450 mile drive.
I'm thinking of just putting the spare key in it and parking it in a bad part of Oakland or San Fran and letting nature take it's course.
Car has no problems and runs fine. I just need to be able to call it in stolen anybody have any ideas on getting rid of it? I'll leave it in San Fran and call it in stolen from Sacramento just to be sure it stays stolen.
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: Magash]
#571330 - 07/11/11 01:59 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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if they find it and find that the key was in it or around it the insurance company wont let you claim it. its a "your fault dummy" clause. so be careful with that.
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: Magash]
#571338 - 07/11/11 03:54 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Makes friends with the guy at the junk yard, and crush that bitch.
Then report stolen.
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: Magash]
#571342 - 07/11/11 04:10 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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If you don't HAVE to report it stolen, I know guys will come tow it away and give you $300 bucks.
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drawde
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: DungenessDank]
#571388 - 07/11/11 09:10 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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DungenessDank said:
If you don't HAVE to report it stolen, I know guys will come tow it away and give you $300 bucks.
I hear its even better to take the sucker to the scrap yard yourself.
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m3kgt
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: drawde]
#571389 - 07/11/11 09:18 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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if you do decide to off it as stolen then make a good alibi and stick to it throughout the process. :suspect:
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: m3kgt]
#571403 - 07/11/11 10:56 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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find a sketchy scrap yard, smoke the dude out, then ask him if they can crush and recycle the car with no records of it
some might even pay for it
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 Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: Magash]
#571421 - 07/12/11 01:51 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Get someone to drive it to Mexico.
Go to the mall shopping for 2 or 3 hours.
Get a key made so you have both keys.Leave one at home.
Let driver have head start.
Go to parked car to go home.
Oh no mom, somebody call the cops.
Officer I parked it right here.
it was never seen again, insurance payees after being PITA, maybe something like low jack on other insured cars.
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Magash
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: KaptKid]
#571460 - 07/12/11 08:52 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
KaptKid said:
Get someone to drive it to Mexico.
Go to the mall shopping for 2 or 3 hours.
Get a key made so you have both keys.Leave one at home.
Let driver have head start.
Go to parked car to go home.
Oh no mom, somebody call the cops.
Officer I parked it right here.
it was never seen again, insurance payees after being PITA, maybe something like low jack on other insured cars.
I'm thinking of doing something like that. I don't need any insurance money I just need to be able to report the car stolen.
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: Magash]
#571463 - 07/12/11 09:12 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Kinda don't suggest posting about fraud here  Maybe in the dome. Or maybe I'm just 
But to each his own.
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volcomstoner
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: RasJeph]
#571492 - 07/12/11 11:09 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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RasJeph said:
Kinda don't suggest posting about fraud here Maybe in the dome. Or maybe I'm just
But to each his own.
Fraud 
This is obviously a hypothetical situation
Nothing illegal to see here officer
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Magash
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: volcomstoner]
#571514 - 07/12/11 12:25 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well technically I wouldn't be lying. Free country and if I want to leave the key in the car I'm free to do so. I just want the car to disappear I'm not looking to collect a cent on it.
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: Magash]
#571516 - 07/12/11 12:34 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ahh, well that opens up a lot of other options
I like your original Idea of just parking it in a bad neighborhood, hell I'd probably just leave it running and with the door wide open 
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: Magash] 1
#571556 - 07/12/11 03:11 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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I still dont understand why you need to report it stolen and cant just sell it or give it away. Must be something more behind this story.
Not to pry or anything. 
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Magash
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: drawde]
#571606 - 07/12/11 07:16 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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drawde said:
I still dont understand why you need to report it stolen and cant just sell it or give it away. Must be something more behind this story.
Not to pry or anything.
Cause I want a new car and my wife will bitch at me about getting one when we don't need one but if one should say disappear well then I have a legit excuse to get a new one.
(I just got a new truck )
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: Magash] 1
#571609 - 07/12/11 07:27 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Magash said:
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drawde said:
I still dont understand why you need to report it stolen and cant just sell it or give it away. Must be something more behind this story.
Not to pry or anything.
Cause I want a new car and my wife will bitch at me about getting one when we don't need one but if one should say disappear well then I have a legit excuse to get a new one.
(I just got a new truck )
Hahaha.. Getting rid of a car and reporting it stolen so you're wife won't bitch at you..
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: Magash]
#571611 - 07/12/11 07:31 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Magash said:
So I got this old toyota camry that I want to dump and call in stolen. Give me a excuse to get a car to take it's place (although I don't need it since the toyota isn't getting used anyway). Pretty much just give me a reason to get a hybrid for going to the gardens in the southern part of the state which is a 450 mile drive.
I'm thinking of just putting the spare key in it and parking it in a bad part of Oakland or San Fran and letting nature take it's course.
Car has no problems and runs fine. I just need to be able to call it in stolen anybody have any ideas on getting rid of it? I'll leave it in San Fran and call it in stolen from Sacramento just to be sure it stays stolen.
I'll buy it. I need a car bad right now I don't give a fuck what it is.
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KaptKid
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: Cage]
#571617 - 07/12/11 07:38 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cage said:
Quote:
Magash said:
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drawde said:
I still dont understand why you need to report it stolen and cant just sell it or give it away. Must be something more behind this story.
Not to pry or anything.
Cause I want a new car and my wife will bitch at me about getting one when we don't need one but if one should say disappear well then I have a legit excuse to get a new one.
(I just got a new truck )
Hahaha.. Getting rid of a car and reporting it stolen so you're wife won't bitch at you..
No shit thats a good one. 
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drawde
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: KaptKid]
#571619 - 07/12/11 07:39 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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kln
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Re: So I got this car I need to off......... [Re: drawde]
#571639 - 07/12/11 09:16 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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if you don't rly wanna make a cent from it, park in a secret place with keys around, then tell us the location, and the first one to see it get it 
Btw i'm not from usa so i have no intention to do that lol
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