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 Hanky
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 Who likes to get shat on while having sex? 
#56841 - 06/13/08 09:51 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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So how many of you weirdos like getting pooped on by your partner? I'm sure some of you enjoy such things and I'm wondering if you make your husband eat special food before the poopfest begins?
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 Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: Hanky]
#56846 - 06/13/08 09:56 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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sometimes I like them to sit on a tennis racket while they poop so it strains into little french-fry shapes that I can play with like lincoln logs
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#56854 - 06/13/08 10:10 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: THEBats]
#56855 - 06/13/08 10:14 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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idk about shat on but spat seems kinda nice
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niteowl
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: Hanky]
#56859 - 06/13/08 10:20 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I can't believe you haven't been permabanned yet Hanky
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: niteowl]
#56864 - 06/13/08 10:35 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I can't believe that you did those things with that guy in that truckstop restroom.
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Hanky
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#56865 - 06/13/08 10:37 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Harry_Ba11sach said:
sometimes I like them to sit on a tennis racket while they poop so it strains into little french-fry shapes that I can play with like lincoln logs
What kind of things do you build? Who gets to knock them down? you or her?
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: Hanky]
#56869 - 06/13/08 10:38 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hanky said:
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
sometimes I like them to sit on a tennis racket while they poop so it strains into little french-fry shapes that I can play with like lincoln logs
What kind of things do you build? Who gets to knock them down? you or her?
There's is no knocking down. They build then they feast. : 
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: THEBats]
#56872 - 06/13/08 10:40 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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No, he didn't say 'Little french fry shapes that I can eat'.
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Hanky
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: Hanky]
#56876 - 06/13/08 10:46 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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What about massive dumps that physically hurt your asshole? Anyone got any funny giant poo stories?
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: Hanky]
#56879 - 06/13/08 10:49 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hanky said:
What about massive dumps that physically hurt your asshole? Anyone got any funny giant poo stories?
You got a scat fetish man?
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: THEBats]
#56881 - 06/13/08 10:53 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yes, While you're reading this I'm shitting in your fridge!
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: Hanky]
#56882 - 06/13/08 10:54 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hanky said:
Yes, While you're reading this I'm shitting in your fridge!
Oh no!!!! That's where I keep my food you sick sonuvabitch.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
Edited by THEBats (06/13/08 10:55 AM)
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: THEBats]
#56884 - 06/13/08 10:56 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's why I shat in there!  
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: Hanky]
#56887 - 06/13/08 10:59 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I hate the kind that feel like I'm giving birth.
*OUCH* those are so painful - like the anus is on fire. 
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: Hanky]
#56889 - 06/13/08 11:00 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hanky said:
That's why I shat in there!
Well that explains the turd sandwich I mysteriously found in there.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: THEBats]
#56893 - 06/13/08 11:02 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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How did it taste?
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: Hanky]
#56894 - 06/13/08 11:03 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hanky said:
How did it taste?
Like 
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: Hanky]
#57112 - 06/13/08 08:06 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i do enjoy my scat every now and then... although I prefer it for me to be the initiator and do the shitting myself first.
This way I can have total control over the scat fest.
I usually start off with a big dump, (chilli infused) right into the vag. This way I can make sure she get's the whole ATM taste no matter which hole I use. 
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oh noe! I'm heaps beached bro..
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: neepling]
#57115 - 06/13/08 08:10 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hanky said:
this pic is me just sucking my own dick while browsin the growery.
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this is me on a bar, 3 methrolls (up 4 days), ketamine, and some good acid two years ago.
Edited by beatyou (06/13/08 08:10 PM)
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: beatyou]
#57127 - 06/13/08 08:34 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: beatyou]
#57130 - 06/13/08 08:39 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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That looks nothing like him. 
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: andyistic]
#57140 - 06/13/08 09:03 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
#57148 - 06/13/08 09:14 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I took a shit the first time i got high, my asshole felt like i was taking the biggest dump ever, until this day i dunno if the turd took a dive and went far down as soon as it landed or that little nugget of shit was all i shat but since i was uber stone it felt like that.
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: andyistic]
#57167 - 06/13/08 09:34 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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You can't but help defend him can you?
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Re: Who likes to get shat on while having sex? [Re: Hanky]
#57171 - 06/13/08 09:37 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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dikkpaD!!
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