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 RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 1 year, 8 days
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 Re: Funniest Stoner Moment  [Re: Cage]
#567724 - 06/27/11 06:33 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thing is, I live at a beach so I rarely ever wear shoes in the summer. My feets are like rocks so I just walk around on anything with no shoes. I usually leave a pair of flip flops in my car, but I can't dive with them on (feels weird man) so I usually put them on when I get to my destination.
Now I have a pair of permanent shoes for my car 
Even though I noticed this morning my front left tire is 100% fucking flat.  Not going anywhere soon.
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 T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles 
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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: RasJeph]
#567729 - 06/27/11 06:40 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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When I come to America can I stay at your house so we can chill on the beach with some bongs/beers?
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 1 year, 8 days
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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: T-Rex]
#567732 - 06/27/11 06:50 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles
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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: RasJeph]
#567734 - 06/27/11 07:02 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sweeeeet 
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Steve Buscemi
Registered: 11/15/08
Posts: 2,167
Last seen: 12 years, 2 months
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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: Dude]
#567777 - 06/27/11 12:56 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've encountered dozens of these dudes over the years........."skunkunk"
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 1 year, 8 days
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ValleyGirl
Space Cadet
Registered: 06/27/11
Posts: 34
Last seen: 13 years, 4 months
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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: RasJeph]
#567807 - 06/27/11 04:00 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Once I was doing mushrooms in the park with a friend of mine, and I got a phone call from my mom that said "Your brother is really sick, and I need you to come watch him". I was pretty deep into the trip, and I had to drive to my moms house. I was really freaked out the whole way home, and I even got pulled over. I used my "feminine wiles" to get past the police, and then at my moms house, the conversation was like this.
Mom: Are you alright? You look sick too
Me: Nahahah, I'm totallllly okay.
Mom: Why are you talking like that? Like some drunk girl?
Me: Because I'm way tired from schoool today.
Mom: Seriously, it's Saturday, what are you doing? AND WHY IS YOUR BRA UNSTRAPPED? I thought you were hanging out with *female friend*
Me: WELL MAYBE I'M A LESBIAN
then I stormed upstairs to watch my brother, and no one ever spoke of it again.
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 1 year, 8 days
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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: ValleyGirl]
#567848 - 06/27/11 06:05 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mushrooms DO make you gay...
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Cage
Melancholy Mindfuck.
Registered: 01/13/11
Posts: 645
Last seen: 9 years, 9 months
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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: RasJeph]
#567869 - 06/27/11 07:17 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hahahaha Wowwwww 
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