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 smurf_master
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 Re: The Angry Haiku thread  [Re: Big_tiggy]
#565845 - 06/20/11 01:35 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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skippy and welch's
spread out on my ritz crackers
lemonade to boot
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 Hendershot
Shapeshifter
 
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master] 1
#565854 - 06/20/11 05:34 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hey motherfuckers
This is for ANGRY haiku
Wanna hear some rage
Fractal has a thread
Hippy happy haiku crap
Go there to be gay
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Hendershot
Shapeshifter
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#565856 - 06/20/11 05:37 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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All this fucking rain
Mother Nature- fucking cunt
Autos gonna mold
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
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Posts: 413
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#565878 - 06/20/11 08:19 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lemonade aint gay
It takes rage to make liquid
squeezing all my might
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Shaggy420
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Posts: 3,372
Last seen: 12 years, 9 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#565926 - 06/20/11 12:41 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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my throat fucking hurts
cannot even swallow food
oh what shall i do
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Laysthepipe
Vivi Sex Symbol
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,359
Loc: KOREA
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
#565928 - 06/20/11 12:43 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shaggy420 said:
cannot even swallow
This is a real tragedy.
We need more gossip on this topic instead of R.I.Ps.
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“If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren’t your friends.” — Marilyn Manson
This isn't the correct place to confront me on anything.
Forum full of dead stars, and a necro I called Coma White
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Shaggy420
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Laysthepipe]
#565952 - 06/20/11 01:52 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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sign up to womans weekly if you want gossip
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Hendershot
Shapeshifter
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Laysthepipe]
#565983 - 06/20/11 03:42 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Laysthepipe said:
Quote:
Shaggy420 said:
cannot even swallow
This is a real tragedy.
We need more gossip on this topic instead of R.I.Ps.
Who the fuck is this jerkoff and why is he trolling my thread?
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Hendershot
Shapeshifter
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot] 1
#565986 - 06/20/11 03:50 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Punk fucking nigger
Doesn't have a fucking clue
Spewing shitty rap
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
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Posts: 413
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#565993 - 06/20/11 04:59 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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When trolls are near me
my sword glows a blueish hue
kill me with his axe
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T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles 
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#566001 - 06/20/11 05:48 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I hate the mornings
I hate having to wake up
I hate everything
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Dude
Dude, who's got the lighter?
Registered: 06/02/11
Posts: 62
Last seen: 12 years, 10 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#566220 - 06/21/11 08:55 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said:
I hate the mornings
I hate having to wake up
I hate everything
Wake and Bake blunts dude
Then your morning will be chill
Peace, Relaxation
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Much Respect To All The People Thinking Green
Not Just The Color But The Message In Between
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T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
#566224 - 06/21/11 09:30 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Blunts are for pussies
I take bongs straight to the face
Every damn morning
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Hendershot
Shapeshifter
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#566238 - 06/21/11 09:53 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said:
Blunts are for pussies
I take bongs straight to the face
Every damn morning
Goddam fuckin right
Bongs kick the ass outta blunts
Blunts are for niggers
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Dude
Dude, who's got the lighter?
Registered: 06/02/11
Posts: 62
Last seen: 12 years, 10 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#566517 - 06/22/11 09:47 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said:
Blunts are for pussies
I take bongs straight to the face
Every damn morning
Not just blunts my friend
Too many pieces to count
Bongs, bowls, and vapes too
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Much Respect To All The People Thinking Green
Not Just The Color But The Message In Between
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
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Posts: 413
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
#566519 - 06/22/11 09:54 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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You guys haven't lived
until you drink green dragon
shit will make you puke
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Dude
Dude, who's got the lighter?
Registered: 06/02/11
Posts: 62
Last seen: 12 years, 10 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#566522 - 06/22/11 10:03 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
smurf_master said:
You guys haven't lived
until you drink green dragon
shit will make you puke
Green Dragon, hell yeah
I drink that on the daily
While ripping my bong
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Much Respect To All The People Thinking Green
Not Just The Color But The Message In Between
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spacemonkey69
Trusted Vaporizer
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#566555 - 06/22/11 02:02 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Violence fills within
I could hit my puppy dog
I am frustrated.
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[quote]
“You see this glass bong?” asks Achaan Chaa, the Thai meditation master. “For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I smoke out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass bong on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”[/quote]
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