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 Big_tiggy
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 Alcohol... 
#560351 - 05/31/11 04:08 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Birth Control in a bottle... and it gets ya drunk
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SpaceMonkey
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Re: Alcohol... [Re: Big_tiggy] 2
#560364 - 05/31/11 04:14 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Really?
Usually it works the other way.
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Big_tiggy
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actually it works both ways
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Big_tiggy
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Re: Alcohol... [Re: Big_tiggy]
#560370 - 05/31/11 04:17 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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so if you have a kid because of alcohol, you can get rid of it because of alcohol too... ya DiG?
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Tangerines
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Re: Alcohol... [Re: Big_tiggy]
#560371 - 05/31/11 04:18 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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No, it just makes retarded children. You monster.
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RasJeph
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Men can be too drunk to fuck, I dunno about women. They don't have to retain the ability to focus blood flow to a certain organ.
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smurf_master
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Re: Alcohol... [Re: RasJeph]
#560376 - 05/31/11 04:20 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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If they can spread their legs they are sober enough to make the coitus.
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Big_tiggy
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Re: Alcohol... [Re: RasJeph]
#560381 - 05/31/11 04:24 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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tang I think thats very immoral of you to call them retarded, it makes kids special... so don't be shy to say 
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 FarBeyondDriven
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Quote:
smurf_master said:
If they can spread their legs they are sober enough to make the coitus.
somethin tells me you wouldn't have any shame in having sex with a drunk 14 year old girl
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smurf_master
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well
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smurf_master
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First we should address why they are drinking at 14.
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FarBeyondDriven
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because they're normal teenagers and are doing what any other teenager would do when their parents are gone for the day and they have a liquor cabinet to themselves 
now we should address why you're a
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smurf_master
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You need to lock the liquor cabinet thats what my mom did and it worked.
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FarBeyondDriven
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hmmm...so you're saying it's ok to be a , but just lock the liquor cabinet?
i dunno man, that's just 
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smurf_master
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No you said that, don't be so serious I wasn't talking about kids, I said women.
If a able bodied, sound minded, women knowingly got wasted with you and she is willing, I don't care how drunk she is, as long as she's conscious.
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FarBeyondDriven
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King Koopa
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So would you fuck a 14 year old?
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Big_tiggy
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yes it appears so... but only as long as shes conscious
:edit: wait... how did we get from using booze as birth control to raping drunk underaged girls in my thread ne ways....
Edited by Big_tiggy (05/31/11 05:08 PM)
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: Alcohol... [Re: Big_tiggy]
#560421 - 05/31/11 05:22 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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because smurfmaster is a 
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smurf_master
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Of course not 
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