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 kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,733
Loc: Shanghai, China
Last seen: 16 years, 3 months
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 I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. 
#55542 - 06/11/08 12:35 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Come on guys! Start praying, taking bong hits to the cause or whatever the fuck you do for luck.
I need a bunch of fucking luck to get this visa. HELP ME THE FUCK OUT.
Anyone who prays, takes a bong hit for the cause or whatever, post in this thread saying so and I'll give you five shrooms - no questions asked.
Also, if you guys do it, I'll make a guarantee that I will never again molest or in any way nail anyone under the age of 25.
Now THAT is making a difference in the world. Come on guys! Save the 3 year old I would potentially molest and buttfuck!
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 wowitch420
whippits n ribs
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,982
Loc: 512 TX
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 Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: kidaihuan]
#55548 - 06/11/08 12:40 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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You know chinas the cradle of RCs right? You could find kilos of 2ci there for cheap
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dfernandez90
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 371
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: kidaihuan]
#55554 - 06/11/08 12:42 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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But if it doesn't work there is still a chance you will rape children? They need a rating lower then 0.
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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,733
Loc: Shanghai, China
Last seen: 16 years, 3 months
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: wowitch420]
#55566 - 06/11/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
wowitch420 said:
You know chinas the cradle of RCs right? You could find kilos of 2ci there for cheap
Probably, but who knows... unlegit sellers, etc. Plus I can't do the deal since I don't know shit of English.
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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,733
Loc: Shanghai, China
Last seen: 16 years, 3 months
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: dfernandez90]
#55568 - 06/11/08 12:48 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
dfernandez90 said:
But if it doesn't work there is still a chance you will rape children? They need a rating lower then 0.
Yeah! So pray to god, buddha, jesus, allah, cookie monster, etc that I get the visa!
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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,733
Loc: Shanghai, China
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: kidaihuan]
#55595 - 06/11/08 01:08 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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My 499th post was saying how I was going to f'k a child.
My 500th was "Shrooms? Where?"
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Toiletduk
Head Goon
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,675
Loc: Earthfarm 1
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: kidaihuan]
#55600 - 06/11/08 01:14 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I will sacrifice 3 goats and a pig to Moloch on your behalf.
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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,733
Loc: Shanghai, China
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Toiletduk]
#55601 - 06/11/08 01:17 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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You got five.
Moloch will be pleased.
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PsilocybinMike
T.F.Y.Q.A
Registered: 04/20/08
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: kidaihuan]
#55610 - 06/11/08 01:41 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVZBTAYm3rw
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THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 11 years, 4 months
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: PsilocybinMike]
#55618 - 06/11/08 02:25 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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when I get my bud I'll smoke one for ya. NO MORE MOLESTING!!!! 
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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Mungo
Free as a Bird
Registered: 05/04/08
Posts: 510
Loc: Indianapolis
Last seen: 14 years, 1 month
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: kidaihuan]
#55619 - 06/11/08 02:28 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Who's Moloch?
Sounds important.
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psilotatsic
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Mungo]
#55623 - 06/11/08 02:45 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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ill smoke one for ya
im waiting on the china ppl to really help me out .. hopefully they will
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maggotz
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,018
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: kidaihuan]
#55628 - 06/11/08 03:12 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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you are so fucking retarded. i hope your plane explodes.
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Mungo
Free as a Bird
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Loc: Indianapolis
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: maggotz]
#55631 - 06/11/08 03:21 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Don't worry he's not really a pedo.
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Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
Loc: Ass Flavour Pie Factory
Last seen: 15 years, 5 months
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Mungo]
#55633 - 06/11/08 03:22 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hello Mongo.
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Coaster Said: "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"
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Mungo
Free as a Bird
Registered: 05/04/08
Posts: 510
Loc: Indianapolis
Last seen: 14 years, 1 month
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Hanky]
#55636 - 06/11/08 03:24 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Your sig is gay you've tried how many species of mushrooms?
One?
Fag.
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Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
Loc: Ass Flavour Pie Factory
Last seen: 15 years, 5 months
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Mungo]
#55639 - 06/11/08 03:27 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've had access to more species than you, that's for sure.
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Coaster Said: "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"
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Mungo
Free as a Bird
Registered: 05/04/08
Posts: 510
Loc: Indianapolis
Last seen: 14 years, 1 month
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Hanky]
#55640 - 06/11/08 03:29 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yea right different strains don't count tardman.
I bet you'd like p. mexicana or ps. cyan, you can't just try cubensis and say all mushrooms are gay I bet that's what you did.
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Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
Loc: Ass Flavour Pie Factory
Last seen: 15 years, 5 months
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Mungo]
#55643 - 06/11/08 03:34 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm not talking about different strains, I'm talking different species.
I've had subaeruginosa, cubensis, mexicana, pan cyans and liberty caps.
Seems you bet wrong, though you're always wrong.
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Coaster Said: "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"
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Mungo
Free as a Bird
Registered: 05/04/08
Posts: 510
Loc: Indianapolis
Last seen: 14 years, 1 month
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Hanky]
#55645 - 06/11/08 03:38 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why don't you like them?
Repressed memories of anal rape come back and make you cwy?
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