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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
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I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever.
#55542 - 06/11/08 12:35 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Come on guys! Start praying, taking bong hits to the cause or whatever the fuck you do for luck.
I need a bunch of fucking luck to get this visa. HELP ME THE FUCK OUT.
Anyone who prays, takes a bong hit for the cause or whatever, post in this thread saying so and I'll give you five shrooms - no questions asked.
Also, if you guys do it, I'll make a guarantee that I will never again molest or in any way nail anyone under the age of 25.
Now THAT is making a difference in the world. Come on guys! Save the 3 year old I would potentially molest and buttfuck!
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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: wowitch420]
#55566 - 06/11/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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wowitch420 said: You know chinas the cradle of RCs right? You could find kilos of 2ci there for cheap
Probably, but who knows... unlegit sellers, etc. Plus I can't do the deal since I don't know shit of English.
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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: dfernandez90]
#55568 - 06/11/08 12:48 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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dfernandez90 said: But if it doesn't work there is still a chance you will rape children? They need a rating lower then 0.
Yeah! So pray to god, buddha, jesus, allah, cookie monster, etc that I get the visa!
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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: kidaihuan]
#55595 - 06/11/08 01:08 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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My 499th post was saying how I was going to f'k a child.
My 500th was "Shrooms? Where?"
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kidaihuan
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Toiletduk]
#55601 - 06/11/08 01:17 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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You got five.
Moloch will be pleased.
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kidaihuan
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: kidaihuan]
#57929 - 06/15/08 02:26 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey guys, really need this. Keep it up... thanks a lot for the support.
We'll find out in a few days I hope.
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kidaihuan
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: usg543]
#58060 - 06/15/08 06:37 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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usg543 said: aren't you in canada now? send me some of that salvia.
I basically just found some old, pretty much powdered leaves in a bag. Barely smokable I'm guessing.
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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: usg543]
#58162 - 06/15/08 08:33 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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usg543 said: plug it like you would plug a 12 year old boy.
I'm not Catholic.
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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: usg543]
#58276 - 06/15/08 10:43 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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usg543 said:
what gender/age of children do you prefer? i thought you were a pedo, i didn't know they had a preference.
I don't know...
Age isn't a problem... my wife is 9 years older than me.
I prefer developed, small chested women, 160cm or under. So, that age could in theory be as low as 14 or so, and as high as 30 or more.
I honestly don't know if I could be in a relationship with someone younger than me - or even my age. They're all dumb fucks. Spoiled as fuck too.
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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,733
Loc: Shanghai, China
Last seen: 16 years, 5 months
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: usg543]
#91015 - 07/23/08 03:41 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hey guys, just as an update, we didn't get the visa. (long time ago, yeah, I forgot about the thread)
So... yeah... all promises are off.
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