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 RasJeph
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 sometimes 
#551878 - 04/29/11 05:22 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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sometimes you just have a 40 and a doobie at the gas station. sometimes you dont. thats life ya know?
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FRACTALife
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Re: sometimes [Re: RasJeph]
#551880 - 04/29/11 05:28 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Totally.
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Steve Buscemi
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Re: sometimes [Re: FRACTALife] 1
#551881 - 04/29/11 05:29 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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40oz sucks, shit gets warm or I get drunk too fast.
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SpaceMonkey
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Practice Steve, then you can handle! 
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Steve Buscemi
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Oh I can handle I just like to take my time drinking now, I used to chug beer as a kid now I sip.
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RasJeph
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 I just like it because its one convenient bottle.
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 iStoner
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Re: sometimes [Re: RasJeph]
#552138 - 04/30/11 06:29 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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40oz aren't that bad, and a doobie isn't that bad either
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DungenessDank
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Re: sometimes [Re: iStoner]
#552143 - 04/30/11 06:57 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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I could chug a 40 in under 2 minutes in my prime.
Gotta be healthy.
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Steve Buscemi
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One time a friend of mine tried to beer bong 2 beers and a big splash of whiskey........... 10 seconds later  It was the most horizontal vomit of all time because he stood perfectly still and it sprayed directly out of his face in a straight line.
I then casually walked away and puked like a gentlemen from the smell and because I was shitty drunk also.
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DungenessDank
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Liquor in the beer bong is
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Steve Buscemi
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yeah
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nannybooboo
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"Puked like a gentleman" I like that
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Steve Buscemi
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Everyone that saw would describe it the same.
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nannybooboo
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I guess the closest to that I've come was at a new years party when i drank half a bottle of Gentleman Jack Daniels and puked into my shoe to avoid the floor. Then lost a lot of money in poker. Fun times. 
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Hendershot
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Re: sometimes [Re: RasJeph]
#552201 - 04/30/11 11:08 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
RasJeph said:
I just like it because its one convenient bottle.
Thanks, but no thanks.. I'll expend the extra effort to open as many bottles as it takes of good beer. Last 40 I drank was a King Kobra, trying to come down off crack- like 10 years ago. If it costs less than $8 a six-pack, it won't pass my lips.
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THEBats
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I seen someone go through five out of a pack of sparks with encouragement. He soon proceeded to projectile vomit neon orange.
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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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Steve Buscemi
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Re: sometimes [Re: THEBats]
#552222 - 05/01/11 12:28 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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That was the only possible outcome. My worst puking experience was when me and my friend pretty much split a handle of jack in record time. I woke up projectile vomiting from my bed to the floor with my hand over my mouth trying to stop it then ran to the toilet but only got as far as the sink....... which if you dont know creates some serious spray. It was so violent, sounded like I was being murdered by barf.
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