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meh
Edited by Steve Buscemi (04/27/11 11:28 AM)
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FRACTALife
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#550474 - 04/25/11 03:06 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Get stoned. Free lunch. Free show.
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Steve Buscemi
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: FRACTALife]
#550475 - 04/25/11 03:07 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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They got lunch?
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Shaggy420
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#550476 - 04/25/11 03:10 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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does everyone have to do jury duty in their lifetime?
doesn't sound too bad 
and yeah being stoned seems like a necessity
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Steve Buscemi
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: Shaggy420]
#550479 - 04/25/11 03:14 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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I dont know if everyone does, I know felons and people associated with law enforcement cant serve. Court seems like the one place where I might feel paranoid...... even though it's practically legal and I'm a med patient. I once heard of a kid serving on teen court (juvenile probation court) in florida that went a couple times high on shrooms, that kid was a fucking nut though.
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: Steve Buscemi] 1
#550483 - 04/25/11 03:39 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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LIE TELL THEM YOUR A SEVERE RACIST THEY WILL SEND YOU HOME
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Anybody ever tell you you're the result of a broken prophylactic in the back seat of a 74 Mercury?[/quote]
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Steve Buscemi
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: MR.HEADY]
#550486 - 04/25/11 03:49 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd rather just tell the truth and say I'm only a lil racist.
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THEBats
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#550487 - 04/25/11 03:55 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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You go through a screening process and if you show partiality they won't put you on jury duty. Who knows though. Could be a murder case or something that would actually be cool to attend. My friend got jury duty and was on an attempted murder case, but he ended up getting drunk the night before they were supposed to give the verdict and didn't make it.
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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: THEBats]
#550488 - 04/25/11 03:58 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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my grandfather had to do it, and the case was a tree fell and killed a dude and they had to come to a conclusion of what happened. apparently he had to look at gruesome photos of the poor dude.
think he was just unlucky.
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: THEBats]
#550492 - 04/25/11 04:21 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dont have to wear a suit right? I dont even own one right now.
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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#550505 - 04/25/11 05:50 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Steve Buscemi said:
Dont have to wear a suit right? I dont even own one right now.
I think button up + slacks works.
Maybe a tie and dress shoes if you want to be fancy.
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Steve Buscemi
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Can I just wear jeans and a t-shirt with my busted ass low tops?
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MR.HEADY
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#550511 - 04/25/11 06:20 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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No they will want you to dress respectfully ie a dress shirt and slacks. You may not even make it through the jury pool they will interview and screen you all. Then each atty will choose jurors they want .Cahnces are youll be dismissed first day
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Anybody ever tell you you're the result of a broken prophylactic in the back seat of a 74 Mercury?[/quote]
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nannybooboo
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: MR.HEADY]
#550513 - 04/25/11 06:24 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Some places allow re-scheduling. A friend of mine had to go in last month and he just smoked bowls in his car during a break.
I'm not sure if they still pardon people for the racist thing, but the dude's dad just ignored all their requests to attend for some 15yrs. Accoring to him they just give up after a while.
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: MR.HEADY]
#550527 - 04/25/11 07:02 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
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No they will want you to dress respectfully ie a dress shirt and slacks. You may not even make it through the jury pool they will interview and screen you all. Then each atty will choose jurors they want .Cahnces are youll be dismissed first day
Good I dont really want to be a juror, so if dressing like I always do gets me dismissed great.
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FurrowedBrow
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#550531 - 04/25/11 07:28 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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hope they don't make you go home and change. 
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budnectar
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#550567 - 04/25/11 09:01 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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They pay you for it, rather your fellow tax-payers pay you for it. Why not go get paid for nothing. I wouldn't mind paying a fellow growerite 
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Coaster
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: budnectar]
#550570 - 04/25/11 09:07 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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how much u get paid
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budnectar
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: Coaster]
#550576 - 04/25/11 09:25 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've never been a juror, but it was enough for my parents to take the family out to eat
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Coaster
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: budnectar]
#550597 - 04/25/11 10:25 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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wow really thats crazy i didnt no our gov had that much dough
jury duty sounds fun
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tsollost
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: budnectar]
#550600 - 04/25/11 10:39 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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I thought that was only if you had to miss work or something, then they compensate you
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MR.HEADY
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: tsollost]
#550601 - 04/25/11 10:41 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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only like 16 bucks a day
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[quote]FarBeyondDriven said:
Anybody ever tell you you're the result of a broken prophylactic in the back seat of a 74 Mercury?[/quote]
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Coaster
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: MR.HEADY]
#550603 - 04/25/11 10:45 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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wow u cant even get 2 rolls for that
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: Coaster]
#550685 - 04/26/11 12:33 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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My dad just throws the paper away that they send us for jury duty.
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Re: Man I got jury duty in two days. [Re: Coaster]
#550970 - 04/26/11 08:34 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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You don't get paid squat. It's like 20-30 bucks a day + mileage to the courthouse.
If you're unemployed or addicted to meth you might come out ahead, but if you have a decent job you have to leave it temporarily and do jury duty instead.
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