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volcomstoner
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Re: 4/20 [Re: Tank333]
#544863 - 04/10/11 03:22 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Meh I don't really celebrate 420, I mean I'll smoke a bowl or two if I normally wouldn't have but its just not as big of a deal as it was highschool. I think smoking on 4:20pm/am is kind of pointless also, I have friends that still feel like they just "have" to smoke at 4:20 everyday no matter what were doing. It gets pretty annoying at times.
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Tangerines
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Re: 4/20 [Re: RasJeph]
#545002 - 04/10/11 01:58 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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I will be going to class and going to work.
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Shaggy420
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high as fuck id hope
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Tangerines
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Probably not. Though I can do school work while high I don't do it. And working fast paced physical labor sucks while high.
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Shaggy420
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hard physical labor always
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Tangerines
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Yea it sucks, but keeps me in shape which is alright.
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Picklez
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Re: 4/20 [Re: RasJeph]
#545137 - 04/10/11 10:16 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was going to wait until 4/20 to make a 4/20 post.
10 more days. I need to lay off the bud though. I got an interview on Wednesday and if I get the job offer, they might require a piss test within 24-48 hours which either means drinking a fuck ton of water and pissing it all out. or spending 30$ on one of those kits. 1 has already failed me so I want some kind of guarantee it's going to work or my money back.
Any brands you guys have heard of working? QuickFix is what I used last time and shit was garbage. Cost me an easy and well paying job. This job would be even perfect. 14.50/hr... might negotiate for 15.50-16$ and they should be open to giving me full time hours which means benefits, which would be legit as fuck. Even at part time I can pull it off.
Anyways, happy early 4/20
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still beLIEve
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Re: 4/20 [Re: Picklez] 1
#545143 - 04/10/11 10:39 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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i wouldnt risk it KP. smoke afterwards. close this job thing first.
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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Picklez
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Yeah I am done smoking, but 3 days still isnt a lot of time
I will have to cave in and buy one of those detox things, unless they dont drug test (which would be a miracle, but i doubt it given the nature of the position). As long as the store can stand behind their product then I see no problems.
I have heard of AVO standard working, it's like 6 bucks but it takes almost a week. and your urine stains everything, you're pissing out iodine.
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NobodyImportant
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Re: 4/20 [Re: Picklez]
#545156 - 04/10/11 11:15 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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synthetic piss man
none of those detox things work
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Picklez
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synthetic piss didnt work for me last time either and it was supposed to. it's all a bunch of bullshit
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Slave of Cthulhu
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Re: 4/20 [Re: Picklez]
#545171 - 04/10/11 11:45 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Synthetic piss has worked for me every time I've had a drug test. I recommend it to anyone honestly unless they are gonna watch you piss, then you might wanna go with the drinks or somethin. The synthetic shit is hella cheap too, only like $15.
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Picklez
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what brand did you use? quickfix clearly doesnt work.
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Slave of Cthulhu
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Re: 4/20 [Re: Picklez]
#545180 - 04/11/11 12:24 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's the brand I used. The $15 QuickFix kits. That little yellow box. I just took out the bottle, heated it up in the microwave for like 10-12 seconds than strapped that hot hands pack to it and put it in a loose pocket. By the time I had to take the test, the liquid is about 95-10 degrees. Worked for me three times now.
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Picklez
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weird. the directions say specifically not to heat in a microwave, but the guy at the store when I bought it told me to microwave it also. I am pretty sure the heat was in the right range though, it was taped around my knee near the nutsack on a hot phoenix summer day. unless it was too hot or something.
who knows, I decided to smoke a couple half roaches this morning. didnt really sleep last night so might as well blaze it up and go get my eat on at dunkin donuts
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Re: 4/20 [Re: Picklez]
#545228 - 04/11/11 10:15 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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What do you mean when you say it dosent work
most brands of synthetic urine just use the same kind that they calibrate the machines with
only way I could see it not working was if you were either seen using it or if the temperature was off
And according to a few minutes of research, the only way they can tell the difference between synthetic piss and real piss is by doing illegal testing that looks for something in the DNA, but any genetic testing without your written consent is highly illegal, even by the government if you are on probation or something
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still beLIEve
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ya synthetic piss has never not worked for me
ok well once, but thats cuz it was too hott, like 105 degrees and the lady was like wtf? and i was like, bye.
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Tangerines
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Quote:
still beLIEve said: ya synthetic piss has never not worked for me
ok well once, but thats cuz it was too hott, like 105 degrees and the lady was like wtf? and i was like, bye.
Just shoulda been like "it burns when I pee!!"
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Slave of Cthulhu
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Re: 4/20 [Re: Picklez]
#545279 - 04/11/11 12:57 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, the temp must have been off for you. On the instruction inside the box it says you should microwave it for 10sec to get a base temp goin. I just put it in my pocket and leave it be. I'd take it out here and there and shake the hot hands pack up a bit then strap it back on.
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Picklez
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Well, if I get the offer I will have to try synthetic urine again, definitely not that same brand. I will have to look at the head shops and see what they recommend.
Hell I might be able to just drink enough water. I have a high metabolism and can piss a lot. As long as they dont offer me the job on the spot, but maybe have us come in for orientation and take the test then. No way I would pass it in 2 days of just drinking water.
But I got 110$ today so I dont mind dropping 30$ for a job.
I owe them like 200$ from back in the day, I hope that doesnt stop them from hiring me; hell they can even take it out of my paychecks, idc. I just want a job so I can find my own place to live, have my own job, and have my own life. I am sick of roommates
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