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Steve Buscemi
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Weak coffee pisses me off
#540938 - 03/28/11 10:22 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Go to grind up some beans for a nice pot of morning coffee, come back when it's done and IT'S FUCKING WATER....... this new coffee maker sucks. I dont know how it keeps making shitty coffee, I use the same amount every morning and clean my grinder everyday to prevent the dust from ruining the brew. THe damn coffee maker is too sensitive it wont force the water through the filter, and occasionally backs up and spills grounds and water all over the kitchen. FUCK YOU MR. COFFEE YOU CHEAP WHORE.
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Weak coffee pisses me off [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#540941 - 03/28/11 10:45 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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I thought any self-respecting coffee drinker knew that Mr. Coffee makes the shittiest coffee makers on the planet. I had one I got for free from a friend and it did the exact same thing. Could make a pot of coffee in 10 seconds fllat..... because it just dumped cold water through the grounds
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Steve Buscemi
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I've owned like every shitty brand of coffee maker and they all made decent coffee for atleast 6 months, then they just stopped working. Mr coffee didn't even last 2 weeks of daily use.
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Slave of Cthulhu
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Re: Weak coffee pisses me off [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#540954 - 03/28/11 11:36 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sounds like it's time that coffee maker needs to go the way of old yeller.
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Steve Buscemi
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Yeah I gotta get a nice french press.
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Dephect
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Re: Weak coffee pisses me off [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#540958 - 03/28/11 11:43 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you want coffee with volume then get a french press or do a cold brew and make a totty (totty gets you wired).
Other then that if I need some strong coffee from my Mr. Coffee I just add a lot of beans and less water. A full grind of beans which has to be around half a cup and 6-8 cups of water on their level indicator
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Steve Buscemi
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Re: Weak coffee pisses me off [Re: Dephect]
#540960 - 03/28/11 12:00 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah I cant get the thing to make a cup of coffee that taste like anything but watery coffee-tea. When I grind it corse it taste like nothing, when I grind it fine it wont filter and backs up. I've had it with this thing, I once bought a Dollar General coffee maker for $10 that lasted years and made damn fine coffee.
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Dephect
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Re: Weak coffee pisses me off [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#541149 - 03/28/11 09:48 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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You sure its not the coffee. My Mr. Coffee works fine, but all coffee that comes from a machine is going to watery non the less.
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Steve Buscemi
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Re: Weak coffee pisses me off [Re: Dephect]
#541155 - 03/28/11 10:09 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Pretty sure it's the machine I've been making coffee for years without problems.
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T-Rex
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Re: Weak coffee pisses me off [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#541185 - 03/29/11 01:59 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Time to blow 100K on a prof machine
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Re: Weak coffee pisses me off [Re: T-Rex]
#541186 - 03/29/11 02:02 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Drip coffee all sucks. It's all about espresso/americano.
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iStoner
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Re: Weak coffee pisses me off [Re: Botanomancer]
#541402 - 03/29/11 06:57 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have a Mr.Coffee and it works pretty good. I also have a free coffee maker in my garage laying around because it was sent to me with a bunch of beans as a scam.
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BeekEr
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Re: Weak coffee pisses me off [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#541575 - 03/30/11 07:18 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Steve Buscemi said: Yeah I gotta get a nice french press.
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Re: Weak coffee pisses me off [Re: BeekEr]
#541576 - 03/30/11 07:26 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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I use that k-cup machine and I like the way it comes out
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still beLIEve
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Re: Weak coffee pisses me off [Re: iStoner]
#541586 - 03/30/11 08:00 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
iStoner said: I also have a free coffee maker in my garage laying around because it was sent to me with a bunch of beans as a scam.
Well if you got a coffee maker n some beans sounds like you made out ok.
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Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
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iStoner
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Re: Weak coffee pisses me off [Re: still beLIEve]
#541587 - 03/30/11 08:23 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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still beLIEve said:
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iStoner said: I also have a free coffee maker in my garage laying around because it was sent to me with a bunch of beans as a scam.
Well if you got a coffee maker n some beans sounds like you made out ok.
Well they stole my credit card number and charged me for a bunch of beans, and a coffee maker. I got the charge dropped, and kept the stuff, I'm hesitant to drink it though.
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Weak coffee pisses me off [Re: iStoner]
#541604 - 03/30/11 08:56 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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The key to delicious coffee is grinding the beans fresh every day. Eventually I even hope to have my own roaster.
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BeekEr
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Quote:
Harry_Ba11sach said: The key to delicious coffee is grinding the beans fresh every day.
Makes its soo much better.
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Steve Buscemi
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Re: Weak coffee pisses me off [Re: BeekEr]
#541624 - 03/30/11 10:33 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Very true, just made a pot with the last of my beans. Ground them just right for this shitty maker, had to kinda shake the corse ground stuff to the side and remove the dustier stuff for it to make a pot that doesn't back up. Fresh ground coffee is so much better because it's still aromatic unlike 99% of bitter/stale pre-ground.
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