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 TripityDooDaDay
 
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 7,600
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SmokeyMcPot said:
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TripityDooDaDay said:
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SmokeyMcPot said:
I have tried to get it in there before dude.
I got donkey kicked into a wall.
OK. Maybe you two have your roles reversed. Perhaps she should DSyourSB. 
Hahahaha!
It's actually funny, because I am about 5' 8" and 135 pounds and my girl is 6' 4" and weighs about 170 pounds.
It is embarrassing to say to cool people over the internet.
But yes.
She totally could beat the shit out of me.
Sounds a bit like she already has maybe. You should probably go ahead and buy her a strap on if you want this relationship to last.
Also... before you go spending money...
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my girl is 6' 4" and weighs about 170 pounds.
You may want to check for "her" possibly being already equipped.
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 SmokeyMcPot
Merry Prankster
Registered: 03/10/11
Posts: 22
Loc: Missouri 
Last seen: 13 years, 8 months
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I told her some random person on the internet asked me to check for a penis. She doesn't have one. What size strap on do you suggest?
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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6'4 are you fucking kiddin me?
She's 8 inches taller then you bro you prolly need a new girl.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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SmokeyMcPot
Merry Prankster
Registered: 03/10/11
Posts: 22
Loc: Missouri
Last seen: 13 years, 8 months
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still beLIEve said:
6'4 are you fucking kiddin me?
She's 8 inches taller then you bro you prolly need a new girl.
Nah man, I dig a pair of long skinny legs.
I don't understand what height has to do with someone's relationship either.
Alot of our friends though say its a weird match, since I am one of the shortest in the group and she is by far the tallest. I am happy though  there isn't anything I would change about her.
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TripityDooDaDay
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 7,600
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SmokeyMcPot said:
I told her some random person on the internet asked me to check for a penis. She doesn't have one. What size strap on do you suggest?
I don't think it will take much. Sounds like her driving will cover it where it counts. 
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BigBudz
USA Mind Controls You!
Registered: 01/18/11
Posts: 133
Loc: Oakland, CA USA
Last seen: 13 years, 8 months
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I don't get it. Maybe I'm aggressive, but if I screw a girl on her period I damage her vagina walls and prolong the period. Perhaps you men are sissies, but I screw my woman! I don't like screwing on her period because it literally damages her uterus.
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Art Music Music 2 Music 3
You are most likely being mind controlled if you live in the USA. The technology was discovered back in the late 1980's. You can easily see weird towers on government buildings...
http://www.cheniere.org/misc/sparkoflife.htm#mindcontrol
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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 Re: Damn dude  [Re: BigBudz]
#537102 - 03/15/11 09:19 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Lol
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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DungenessDank
Lord of the Flies
Registered: 05/05/08
Posts: 9,372
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 11 years, 7 months
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still beLIEve said:
Lol
Also, I'd fuck a tall chick.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: Damn dude [Re: BigBudz] 1
#537114 - 03/15/11 10:17 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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BigBudz said:
I don't get it. Maybe I'm aggressive, but if I screw a girl on her period I damage her vagina walls and prolong the period. Perhaps you men are sissies, but I screw my woman! I don't like screwing on her period because it literally damages her uterus.
SMART MOVE MAN!!! Gotta be careful or you end up having kids like Obie here. 
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Shroomofdoom
Menace 2 Society
Registered: 10/28/10
Posts: 401
Loc: Dark side of the moon
Last seen: 12 years, 9 months
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 1 year, 1 month
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I never get to use that.
So, I just wanted to post it.
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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SmokeyMcPot
Merry Prankster
Registered: 03/10/11
Posts: 22
Loc: Missouri
Last seen: 13 years, 8 months
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DungenessDank said:
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still beLIEve said:
Lol
Also, I'd fuck a tall chick.
Seriously, everyone on here should hook up with a tall girl.
It's pretty exciting.
And as for what BigBudz said.....Oh yeah, I have nothing to say to that.
ShroomofDoom +1 for that clip of Obie Gave me a good laugh.
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Well I mean id hook up with a tall girl. But I've over 6 foot.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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SmokeyMcPot
Merry Prankster
Registered: 03/10/11
Posts: 22
Loc: Missouri
Last seen: 13 years, 8 months
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still beLIEve said:
Well I mean id hook up with a tall girl. But I've over 6 foot.
Well your going to have to find a taller babe then :O
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MR.HEADY
PorchMonkey
Registered: 07/21/10
Posts: 1,162
Loc: Toothless acres . West Vi...
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post a pic of said female bigfoot
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[quote]FarBeyondDriven said:
Anybody ever tell you you're the result of a broken prophylactic in the back seat of a 74 Mercury?[/quote]
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SmokeyMcPot
Merry Prankster
Registered: 03/10/11
Posts: 22
Loc: Missouri
Last seen: 13 years, 8 months
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Re: Damn dude [Re: MR.HEADY]
#537321 - 03/15/11 11:52 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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I would rather not post a picture of me or my girlfriend on the internet for privacy reasons Mr. Heady, I am sorry 
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Lame
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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