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 iwasaClown
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 Grapefruits. 
#533583 - 03/05/11 04:24 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Grapefruits are amazing.
I've come to find some people think they are too sour,
but that's one thing that's so great about them, IMO.
The skin of each wedge is what makes them really sour.
If you just eat the skinless wedges then they're perfect.
I seriously fell in love with a grapefruit while camping one time on LSD + 2c-b.
It became a ritual.
I ate some, felt amazingly nourished, confessed my love to it,
and when i was finished with it i felt extremely sad, yet thankful.
This grapefruit had given it's life to me so that i could continue with mine.
I had such a strong connection with it, and while i was standing there with it's remains
in my hands i thought it necessary to 'ceremonially cremate" it in the campfire.
Anyway, who likes them some grapefruit?
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: iwasaClown]
#533614 - 03/05/11 06:09 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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They are delicious without the skin.
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iStoner
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Breakfast on sunday mornings are not complete without cutting in half a grapefruit and sprinkling some sugar on.
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: iStoner]
#533621 - 03/05/11 06:18 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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it's been a long time since I've eaten a grapefruit but I do enjoy Fresca... am I doing it right?
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: iwasaClown]
#533624 - 03/05/11 06:28 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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omgz
Grapefruits are delicious, it's probably my second favorite fruit.
I have a grapefruit tree in my yard too, which I loooove. 
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RasJeph
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: CandyGirl]
#533652 - 03/05/11 08:33 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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haha i eat them on the regular. weve got special spoons for them that are jagged at the edge. they work soooo good.
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: RasJeph]
#533674 - 03/05/11 11:12 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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The gods(or the alien overlords) are responsible for bringing 3 things to us humans.
1. Weed
2. Grapefruit
3. Mushrooms
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RasJeph
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: Jefferson]
#533735 - 03/06/11 07:43 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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What about tits and bi curious lesbians
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MFDoom666
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: RasJeph]
#533755 - 03/06/11 09:25 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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ask bigbudz.
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They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: MFDoom666]
#533758 - 03/06/11 09:29 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Maybe I haven't tried very quality grapefruit.
But I've always thought they were the Masochist fruit 
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RasJeph
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: MFDoom666]
#533760 - 03/06/11 09:32 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
MFDoom666 said:
ask bigbudz.
I'm sure him, in all of his godly power is beyond the attraction of tits and lesbians.
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: RasJeph]
#533765 - 03/06/11 09:43 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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I ate a dank ass grapefruit yesterday inspired by this thread and the munchies.
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Jefferson
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: RasJeph]
#533786 - 03/06/11 10:58 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
RasJeph said:
What about tits and bi curious lesbians
Neither are an edible food really and besides those things were here long before the elder ones came.
 can't believe I missed this but bi curious lesbians is a double negative.
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Edited by Jefferson (03/06/11 11:39 AM)
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Pandor
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: Jefferson]
#533805 - 03/06/11 11:36 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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I saw some beautiful grapefruit at Sam's club yesterday and did not buy it.
After reading this, I wish I did.
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iStoner
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: Pandor]
#533812 - 03/06/11 11:46 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Pandor said:
I saw some beautiful grapefruit at Sam's club yesterday and did not buy it.
After reading this, I wish I did.
I LOVE Sam's! when i go there i don't have to go to the grocery store for months.
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: iStoner]
#533815 - 03/06/11 11:50 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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there's something to be said for a jar of mayonnaise you can swim in.
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Hendershot
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: Jefferson]
#533819 - 03/06/11 12:04 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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I loved a grapefruit once. I cut a hole in it, and popped it in the microwave first. And of course I used protection...
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: Hendershot] 1
#533824 - 03/06/11 12:12 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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grapefruits can be awesome, but pineapples FTW.
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iStoner
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: Shaggy420]
#533829 - 03/06/11 12:19 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Kiwis are by far the best fruit. but bananas are the bomb in frosted flakes.
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: iStoner]
#533837 - 03/06/11 12:23 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
iStoner said:
Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said: Either Frosted Flakes with motherfuckin bananas
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Hendershot
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: Shaggy420]
#533839 - 03/06/11 12:26 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oooh, kiwi's are the furry ones right? Hmmmm 
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: Hendershot]
#533841 - 03/06/11 12:28 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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they taste amazing, but its like trying to eat a hairy testicle.
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iStoner
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: Shaggy420]
#533851 - 03/06/11 12:39 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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You peal the outside off 
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RasJeph
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: Hendershot]
#533863 - 03/06/11 12:49 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hendershot said:
Oooh, kiwi's are the furry ones right? Hmmmm
Hahaha, when I was younger we were going to a party, and my mom *insisted* we go get snacks to give away ("so you guys have something besides liquor in your stomach") and we just wanted to get there so we filled the cart with random shit to hurry it along.
We somehow got kiwis in there and after we were all piss drunk we realized nobody knew how to eat them. I remember trying to figure it out so hard, and looking over to see my buddy just take a big ass bite out of it, fuzz and all 
I almost pissed my pants laughing.
Cool story bro. I know.
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iStoner
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: RasJeph]
#533865 - 03/06/11 12:52 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know this weird ass mormon kid that eats his kiwis like that, but he also eats an onion and tomato whole like that.
Funny story though
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RasJeph
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: iStoner]
#533867 - 03/06/11 12:53 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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I can eat tomatos like that...and I loveeeeeee onions. Like, I could put them on anything besides sweet stuff (and, cooked properly and caramelized, even on sweet stuff sometimes) but I could never just eat one down.
Holy fuck 
Like, I could even eat onions with ice cream if it was the right onion cooked the right way
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iStoner
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: RasJeph]
#533872 - 03/06/11 01:02 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Only way i can eat onions is on a white castle burger
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RasJeph
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: iStoner]
#533875 - 03/06/11 01:06 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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I still have yet to try White Castle that wasn't frozen and from a box cooked in my microwave. 
I was gonna drive like 9 hours to go to one with my buddy. His name is Harold too. Harold and Jeph go to White Castle doesn't have the same ring to it though 
Actually, heres the burgers. We were drunk as fuck and walked to the gas station to use their microwave since ours was broke. Like a mile. Then we took a picture of the burgers in the street for some reason.
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iwasaClown
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: RasJeph]
#534234 - 03/07/11 12:17 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
CandyGirl said:
omgz
Grapefruits are delicious, it's probably my second favorite fruit.
I have a grapefruit tree in my yard too, which I loooove.
Whaaat, i want a grapefruit tree, i bet you get some really good ones.
What fruit takes 1st place for you?
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TrippyStoner420 said:
grapefruits can be awesome, but pineapples FTW.
Pineapples fucking rule.
Kiwis are really good too, i just cut them in half (longways), eat the flesh and leave the skin. No need to peel.
Tropical fruits FTW, fuckin mangoes, coconuts, bananas ohh man.
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: RasJeph]
#534239 - 03/07/11 12:28 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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are white castle burgers really as good as they look in harold and kumar?
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iwasaClown
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: Shaggy420]
#534246 - 03/07/11 12:38 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ive only had the packaged ones you buy at the store, not the real deal.
But they were pretty damn good. Just take the top bun off and use an oven.
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CandyGirl
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: iwasaClown]
#534262 - 03/07/11 01:28 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
iwasaClown said:
Quote:
CandyGirl said:
omgz
Grapefruits are delicious, it's probably my second favorite fruit.
I have a grapefruit tree in my yard too, which I loooove.
Whaaat, i want a grapefruit tree, i bet you get some really good ones.
What fruit takes 1st place for you?
Mangoes, hands down
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iwasaClown
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: CandyGirl]
#534265 - 03/07/11 01:34 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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YES!
Plus they get you higher, you can't compete with that.
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CandyGirl
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: iwasaClown]
#534268 - 03/07/11 01:39 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hmmm, I've heard of this before but I've yet to try it 
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Shaggy420
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: CandyGirl]
#534279 - 03/07/11 01:57 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
CandyGirl said:
Quote:
iwasaClown said:
Quote:
CandyGirl said:
omgz
Grapefruits are delicious, it's probably my second favorite fruit.
I have a grapefruit tree in my yard too, which I loooove.
Whaaat, i want a grapefruit tree, i bet you get some really good ones.
What fruit takes 1st place for you?
Mangoes, hands down
i fucking love mango smoothies, but whenever ive ate mangos whole they tasted mank 
supermarket fruit 
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iStoner
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Re: Grapefruits. [Re: Shaggy420]
#534293 - 03/07/11 02:49 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, fuck supermarket fruit. I always get my fruit from local markets.
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