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 THEBats
The Bridge Master
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 Re: Rape 40lbs.  [Re: End Game]
#52721 - 06/06/08 10:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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How bout 4000 lbs of rape?
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Registered: 04/22/08
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Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: THEBats]
#52738 - 06/06/08 10:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's almost erotic...
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 slackophage
Misanthropist
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 891
Loc: Tacompton, WA
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almost?!
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MFDoom666
trash hoarder
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 8,842
Loc: emerica
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Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: slackophage]
#52741 - 06/06/08 10:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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THEBats
The Bridge Master
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Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: MFDoom666]
#52747 - 06/06/08 10:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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mail order rape
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/
This one looks promising.
 Name: Earl
I deal in reality...and the reality is that I'm ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.
Location: West Virginia, U.S.A.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
Edited by THEBats (06/06/08 10:33 PM)
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: THEBats]
#52750 - 06/06/08 10:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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How many women actually use that site?
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Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
Loc: Ass Flavour Pie Factory
Last seen: 15 years, 5 months
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Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: andyistic]
#52754 - 06/06/08 10:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Where do you think kidiahuan's wife found him???
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THEBats
The Bridge Master
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Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: andyistic]
#52755 - 06/06/08 10:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Or this guy. Atleast he brings back "souvenirs" from Mexico.
 Name: Steven
I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".
Location: New Mexico, U.S.A.
If you're low on cash then you can always dig through the bargin bin.
 Name: Fuad
Ladies, I'm still available. I've been here for about 2 years. what gives? Don't ya wanna party with me? woohoo... They lowered my price twice already. I'm a red-hot special, come and get me. Location: San Bernadino, USA
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
Edited by THEBats (06/06/08 10:40 PM)
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Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
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Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: THEBats]
#52777 - 06/06/08 11:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hahahaha. That's fuckin hilarious.
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal 
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those have to be parodies
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