|
 Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
 
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,131
Loc: R'lyeh
Last seen: 7 months, 12 days
|
 Rape 40lbs. 
#52565 - 06/06/08 06:05 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
|
Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
Loc: Ass Flavour Pie Factory
Last seen: 15 years, 5 months
|
|
Invalid poll.
--------------------
Coaster Said: "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"
|
 mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
|
|
it could be a small monkey inside!
|
Toiletduk
Head Goon
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,675
Loc: Earthfarm 1
|
|
I once opened a box of hell, and boy, was I sorry.
--------------------
|
Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,131
Loc: R'lyeh
Last seen: 7 months, 12 days
|
 Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: Hanky]
#52572 - 06/06/08 06:10 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Elaborate.
--------------------
|
Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,131
Loc: R'lyeh
Last seen: 7 months, 12 days
|
Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: Toiletduk]
#52573 - 06/06/08 06:10 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
I once opened a big box and a boy popped out... Now that was hell...
--------------------
|
Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,131
Loc: R'lyeh
Last seen: 7 months, 12 days
|
|
Do you honestly think a monkey would supply 40lbs. of rape? I mean honestly... It has to be something like a priest or a fat chick who has never been laid.
--------------------
|
mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
|
|
|
Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,131
Loc: R'lyeh
Last seen: 7 months, 12 days
|
|
I'd open it though, just for the sake of curiosity.
--------------------
|
Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
Loc: Ass Flavour Pie Factory
Last seen: 15 years, 5 months
|
|
I'd dump you in to it, tape it back up and watch the box jump around all over the place.
--------------------
Coaster Said: "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"
|
Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,131
Loc: R'lyeh
Last seen: 7 months, 12 days
|
Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: Hanky]
#52592 - 06/06/08 06:33 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
|
C3R3AL KiLLRx
Ganja Giant.
Registered: 05/15/08
Posts: 620
Loc: Sunshine State of Mind.
Last seen: 7 years, 3 months
|
|
i want 40lbs of rape
--------------------
|
Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,131
Loc: R'lyeh
Last seen: 7 months, 12 days
|
|
--------------------
|
C3R3AL KiLLRx
Ganja Giant.
Registered: 05/15/08
Posts: 620
Loc: Sunshine State of Mind.
Last seen: 7 years, 3 months
|
|
--------------------
|
Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,131
Loc: R'lyeh
Last seen: 7 months, 12 days
|
|
--------------------
|
aDoS
freedom lover
Registered: 05/04/08
Posts: 979
Loc: land of the free
Last seen: 15 years, 8 months
|
|
why wouldn't I open it?
casual rape can be pretty neat
--------------------
"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
 GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
|
elaspeinreason
his serene highness
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 463
Loc: Washington DC
Last seen: 11 years, 8 months
|
Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: Toiletduk]
#52650 - 06/06/08 08:43 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Toiletduk said:
I once opened a box of hell, and boy, was I sorry.
i once opened a can of whoopass , does that relate ?
--------------------
हम सब एक है ~ We Are All One
The ultimate source of happiness, successful life, is within ourselves. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. - Buddha
|
aDoS
freedom lover
Registered: 05/04/08
Posts: 979
Loc: land of the free
Last seen: 15 years, 8 months
|
|
I opened a box of lucky charms and had me some breakfast.
--------------------
"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
|
Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,131
Loc: R'lyeh
Last seen: 7 months, 12 days
|
Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: aDoS]
#52657 - 06/06/08 08:48 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Yes.... It can...
--------------------
|
End Game
Shroomerite
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 237
Last seen: 14 years, 1 day
|
|
Quote:
Slave of Cthulhu said:
Elaborate.
No STAL option, therefore invalid. A valid poll would be like this:
|
THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
|
Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: End Game]
#52721 - 06/06/08 10:05 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
How bout 4000 lbs of rape?
--------------------
kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
|
Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,131
Loc: R'lyeh
Last seen: 7 months, 12 days
|
Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: THEBats]
#52738 - 06/06/08 10:24 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
That's almost erotic...
--------------------
|
slackophage
Misanthropist
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 891
Loc: Tacompton, WA
|
|
almost?!
--------------------
|
MFDoom666
trash hoarder
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 8,842
Loc: emerica
Last seen: 7 years, 13 days
|
Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: slackophage]
#52741 - 06/06/08 10:25 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
|
THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
|
Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: MFDoom666]
#52747 - 06/06/08 10:30 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
mail order rape
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/
This one looks promising.
 Name: Earl
I deal in reality...and the reality is that I'm ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.
Location: West Virginia, U.S.A.
--------------------
kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
Edited by THEBats (06/06/08 10:33 PM)
|
andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
|
Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: THEBats]
#52750 - 06/06/08 10:34 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
How many women actually use that site?
|
Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
Loc: Ass Flavour Pie Factory
Last seen: 15 years, 5 months
|
Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: andyistic]
#52754 - 06/06/08 10:37 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Where do you think kidiahuan's wife found him???
--------------------
Coaster Said: "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"
|
THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
|
Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: andyistic]
#52755 - 06/06/08 10:37 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Or this guy. Atleast he brings back "souvenirs" from Mexico.
 Name: Steven
I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".
Location: New Mexico, U.S.A.
If you're low on cash then you can always dig through the bargin bin.
 Name: Fuad
Ladies, I'm still available. I've been here for about 2 years. what gives? Don't ya wanna party with me? woohoo... They lowered my price twice already. I'm a red-hot special, come and get me. Location: San Bernadino, USA
--------------------
kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
Edited by THEBats (06/06/08 10:40 PM)
|
Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,131
Loc: R'lyeh
Last seen: 7 months, 12 days
|
Re: Rape 40lbs. [Re: THEBats]
#52777 - 06/06/08 11:02 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Hahahaha. That's fuckin hilarious.
--------------------
|
Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal 
|
|
those have to be parodies
--------------------
|
|
Threaded
Previous
Index
Next
Edit 
Reply 
